Ya know folks from time to time a bit of news comes my way, no let's not call it news, let's call it a rumor, for that's precisely what it is right now. A rumor comes my way that chills me... that frightens me... that makes me afraid of what can happen. And then the thought settles, and you are in disbelief, you can't imagine it being true, then you begin contemplating it, running it through your mind, and then for a brief second you accept it, before rage comes pouring out. Then finally you decide to share your angst. That's what I'm doing. If this is true... god save us all, if it is not... then please nobody get any ideas...
I just got ahold of some weird news. I found out that they are going to remake one of my favorite childrens films WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY. I'm not sure what company will make it, although I think it may be Warner Bros. because they released the original.
Anyway, guess who's playing Wonka...
MICHAEL "THRILLER" JACKSON"!
MY GOD, NO!!
I feel like someone has just ripped out my heart and stepped on it a million times! Gene Wilder being replaced by Michael !@#$ing Jackson. This is horrible.
Anyway if you want to post this horrible news just call me Critic.
