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Wanna Hook Up With AICN's Dr Sotha At CANNES' Plus INDY IV News/Rumor!

Folks, Harry here... Dr Sotha is literally the sexiest man alive... or at least the dust he can blow into your face will make you think so. I shared a room with Dr Sotha for just 3 nights, or was it longer. However long it was, my penis magically grew 2 additional inches just by spending time near the amazing witch doctor from South Africa... Dr Sotha. He has powers folks. Super Powers. Be in on his next incarceration!!! You Cannes do it if you give him a call. Meanwhile, his report about Indiana Jones 4 sets being erected in and around Morocco is getting weird. I've heard all sorts of stuff that things are moving forward quickly. However, official reports and some behind the scenes stuff saying that a script hasn't been written yet, only a story. The screenwriter involved hasn't been signed yet, so how could sets be being built? Why have members of the cast been notified? And a major stuntman hired? These are strange rumblings indeed...

Hey Harry,

Just a quick word that I'll be attending Cannes this year, and any AICN fan is welcome to contact me for a capuccino. My number is +44 7810428896. Pity you won't be attending this year. I'll have to wait till next year to maybe hook up again. Sorry about the lack of Africa-AICN reports in the last 2 weeks but I have been in Morocco where there is no internet connection to speak of. Will get back in the Africa-AICN swing of things this weekend. Some interesting news coming out of Morocco is that apparently Indiana Jones 4 sets are currently being erected. They want to go into production in July/August. Just rumours but they seem like they have some foundation in truth. Hope the tooth heals soon.

Later

DR.SOTHA

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