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Article # 13,000 -- The Wrongest Movie Poster Ever' RULES OF ATTRACTION!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... That demented monster... Roger Avary is just wrong. He has committed the unforgivable act of soiling purity and innocence with his filthy hedonistic depravitites... And he rules because of it! I want this poster up outside every theater playing SPY KIDS 2 and LILO & STITCH! I want fragile little minds skull fucked by Roger's evil lunacy. Parents screaming from theaters as kids ask, "Mommy, what were the furry animals doing on the poster?" The shriek of horror... The imitation at home as they play with their toys... Oh Roger is an evil person... worthy of the 13,000th story. Here's Roger and... the poster...

We don't know how it slipped out, but it did -- so here it is. This isn't the main poster, but a teaser poster that you'll be seeing wildposted in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York. Will the MPAA freak? Sure. But those fuckers haven't given me a rating yet, so they can bite me. Besides, what's wrong with a bunch of plushies wrestling? If you live in another city, why not take this file down to your local Kinkos and have them print it out on their large format printer? Wild post it in your own city...









Hey folks, Harry here... The intro was... A JOKE... a humorous aside to a humorous poster. The poster is OBVIOUSLY a film for adults - that's why the movie is an NC-17 - UNRATED feature film. This movie won't be playing in regular theaters, it is headed to arthouses.

Personally I find the poster for THE SECRETARY of a woman bent so far over at the waist that all she is is an ass with legs... and the tag line is... ASSUME THE POSITION -- The Secretary... One of the reasons it is so offensive is that IT IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE... that poster was beside SPY KIDS 2.

No one in their right mind would put that poster up next to SPY KIDS 2 or LILO & STITCH - I just find it humorous, in the same tone as the poster, to imagine a world where that could happen. And as Roger said in his paragraph, afterall what is wrong with stuffed animals wrestling. Which is what any sane parent would tell their child was happening on the poster.

The whole film is about the loss of innocence and the corruption of youth, ideals and dreams. If the image disturbs you... warps your perspectives a bit, then good... that's what ART is supposed to do. That's what Roger wants to do with this movie. From the reviews I've seen of the film, that is what he's done too.

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Roger Avary is awesome!
by Smart Mark
Aug 14th, 2002
06:05:18 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by RenoNevada2000
Aug 14th, 2002
06:05:19 PM
what's the point of this poster?
by robtroy
Aug 14th, 2002
06:09:16 PM
Harry blows
by Jack D. Ripper
Aug 14th, 2002
06:12:55 PM
why has avary taken so long to follow up that sci fi channel fil
by robtroy
Aug 14th, 2002
06:13:11 PM
My cat likes to hump stuffed animals...
by Fred4sure
Aug 14th, 2002
06:13:44 PM
This is an oblomitation!
by numberface
Aug 14th, 2002
06:20:59 PM
!!!!STOP TAKING ADS WITH SOUND I CAN'T TURN OFF!!!!
by zizzish
Aug 14th, 2002
06:23:30 PM
Oh fantastic.....the death of innocence
by Praetor
Aug 14th, 2002
06:27:12 PM
I hate the ticking of that SIMONE banner, bud!
by Dr.Killkov
Aug 14th, 2002
06:33:06 PM
I've seen this dun before
by Counterpunch
Aug 14th, 2002
06:35:32 PM
Ha ha...I liked it better when it was called TV Funhouse...but I
by wash
Aug 14th, 2002
06:41:16 PM
The book was good....
by Max Fischer
Aug 14th, 2002
06:41:17 PM
What?
by JohnnyBarrett
Aug 14th, 2002
06:52:50 PM
I especially enjoyed the two teddy bears engaging in anal sex
by John_Howlett_Jr
Aug 14th, 2002
06:57:40 PM
Evil, not half as evil as inflicting "Killing Zoe" on us.
by Spab2
Aug 14th, 2002
07:01:20 PM
the wrongesteded??
by noiris
Aug 14th, 2002
07:06:16 PM
THAT's what that ticking is!
by Clara Bow
Aug 14th, 2002
07:06:46 PM
You people are assholes!!! Stop taking yourselves so damned ser
by Mr.Chunky Monkey
Aug 14th, 2002
07:07:15 PM
I Like It!
by KenKRK
Aug 14th, 2002
07:13:16 PM
The furry market will be all over this....
by TheMatarife
Aug 14th, 2002
07:15:20 PM
This ad will never be posted in a theater!
by Blue Devil
Aug 14th, 2002
07:16:51 PM
Fun for the whole family!
by Saluki
Aug 14th, 2002
07:24:46 PM
*sigh*
by acaana
Aug 14th, 2002
07:25:37 PM
My IRON GIANT poster
by Todd
Aug 14th, 2002
07:25:53 PM
Teddy bears are sexy.
by McCormic
Aug 14th, 2002
07:36:21 PM
i just emailed this to Harry!
by PhineasGage
Aug 14th, 2002
07:38:10 PM
It screams 'intellectual discourse of delicate subjects
by KONG33
Aug 14th, 2002
07:54:07 PM
sad
by neckbone
Aug 14th, 2002
07:56:59 PM
Were you being funny?
by Wydok
Aug 14th, 2002
08:20:20 PM
No 69? What's the point in having a kooshy poster with no 69
by Wee Willie
Aug 14th, 2002
08:36:44 PM
Wylok, why dont yew lern ta spell?
by numberface
Aug 14th, 2002
08:41:29 PM
Wow, my first flame!
by Wydok
Aug 14th, 2002
08:53:54 PM
I hear typing in my sleep now...
by Captain_Obvious
Aug 14th, 2002
08:57:31 PM
Fluffygreycat
by Wydok
Aug 14th, 2002
08:59:49 PM
I'm not offended because of the humping stuffed animals --
by Drak_Tanner
Aug 14th, 2002
09:04:29 PM
Oh. My. GOD.
by CoolDan989
Aug 14th, 2002
09:08:09 PM
Whoever thinks this is a threat to the innocence of America'
by Lobanhaki
Aug 14th, 2002
09:09:37 PM
THIS POSTER RULES!!!! TEE SHIRT NOW!!!!!
by sinople
Aug 14th, 2002
09:13:07 PM
innocent little minds being skull fucked?
by ferticus
Aug 14th, 2002
09:20:41 PM
From The Corrupt Minds
by Son Of Batboy
Aug 14th, 2002
10:02:33 PM
y'know what : George 'dubya' Bush is to the Republic
by SHIVA
Aug 14th, 2002
10:10:43 PM
Re: SHIVA
by Wydok
Aug 14th, 2002
10:22:31 PM
More POP-UPs Please!
by ScreamingPenis
Aug 14th, 2002
10:23:37 PM
Hurrrrrrr...bubbblesquEEEEEEMA M
by gertrude perkins
Aug 14th, 2002
10:23:39 PM
Todd, you're one funny motherfucker
by Joey Stylez
Aug 14th, 2002
10:25:31 PM
IRON GIANT
by jackburtonlives
Aug 14th, 2002
10:29:59 PM
But, Joey S, I'm talking about the GOP after 1992. Y'kno
by SHIVA
Aug 14th, 2002
10:51:54 PM
so that's what they mean by "puppy Love"
by Jerkass
Aug 14th, 2002
11:29:18 PM
Yawn.
by Eleanor Rigby
Aug 14th, 2002
11:32:26 PM
James Van Der Beek, Shannyn Sossaman, Kip Pardue
by Eleanor Rigby
Aug 14th, 2002
11:37:32 PM
Greg the Bunny
by ThingsThatTimDog
Aug 14th, 2002
11:56:07 PM
careful Harry, if YOU like a movie too much, it'll tank.
by bc1970
Aug 15th, 2002
12:07:26 AM
Oh yes this movie again...
by BigTuna
Aug 15th, 2002
12:10:46 AM
Not horrifying, just not original
by Qualm
Aug 15th, 2002
12:17:42 AM
I've seen this kinda thing on countless shirts and mugs.
by TheGinger Twit
Aug 15th, 2002
12:20:18 AM
Oh, and two more things
by Qualm
Aug 15th, 2002
12:27:05 AM
awwwwwwwwwwww... isn't that cute... they're fucking!
by TheGinger Twit
Aug 15th, 2002
12:29:44 AM
JACKIE CHAN AND JET LI ARE DOING A MOVIE TOGETHER SCHEDULED FOR
by JP3183
Aug 15th, 2002
12:38:54 AM
I'm sure it's been said before, Todd...
by Ambrose Chappell
Aug 15th, 2002
02:17:09 AM
Chill Out
by ScottyD
Aug 15th, 2002
02:20:43 AM
People like SHIVA...
by Voice O. Reason
Aug 15th, 2002
02:51:24 AM
Will this live up to the HYPE?!!
by ShmiShmoe
Aug 15th, 2002
03:02:06 AM
Enerizer bunnies do it longer
by iamcaine2
Aug 15th, 2002
03:03:01 AM
or even energizer bunnies
by iamcaine2
Aug 15th, 2002
03:03:45 AM
wow..
by Meier
Aug 15th, 2002
03:10:33 AM
I feel sorry for you Harry
by Adus
Aug 15th, 2002
03:43:42 AM
wrongest?
by ylime
Aug 15th, 2002
04:08:41 AM
just like to add..
by ylime
Aug 15th, 2002
04:27:39 AM
Who's Roger Avery?
by SG7
Aug 15th, 2002
04:39:37 AM
Reality check: "all those murders and kinappings going on this s
by SG7
Aug 15th, 2002
04:46:43 AM
Now every director . . .
by Ckought
Aug 15th, 2002
06:56:15 AM
the poster would have been funny in 1992
by tav
Aug 15th, 2002
07:31:22 AM
"I want fragile little minds skull fucked by Roger's evil lu
by BruceL
Aug 15th, 2002
07:53:53 AM
gertrude perkins, calm the hell down....
by CoolDan989
Aug 15th, 2002
08:45:50 AM
And as for you, Harry..
by CoolDan989
Aug 15th, 2002
08:50:45 AM
What the hell, Harry?
by George McFly
Aug 15th, 2002
09:11:33 AM
On the Subject of Corrupting Minors
by Fearsme
Aug 15th, 2002
09:36:49 AM
what a bunch of whiny yammering weak-shells.
by PriestYoungblood
Aug 15th, 2002
09:41:09 AM
This poster is funny. I like it.
by Vegas
Aug 15th, 2002
09:47:16 AM
Soft Toy Sodomy!
by IOWNKINGS
Aug 15th, 2002
09:51:19 AM
Poster sorta funny-Harry totally sick & demented! You're th
by Viper-GunClan
Aug 15th, 2002
09:55:45 AM
*chuckle*
by PriestYoungblood
Aug 15th, 2002
10:00:10 AM
tick...tick....going....insane ....
by symon
Aug 15th, 2002
10:02:08 AM
DON'T AMERICANS HAVE SEX?
by IOWNKINGS
Aug 15th, 2002
10:04:48 AM
I signed up for an account specifically...
by CaffeineJoe
Aug 15th, 2002
10:15:39 AM
This is now my desktop wallpaper
by You Are Banned
Aug 15th, 2002
10:18:33 AM
sinople, I'm a parent.
by Wee Willie
Aug 15th, 2002
10:51:22 AM
Not very clever, not disturbing, and definitely NOT interesting
by Buck_Turgidson
Aug 15th, 2002
11:19:12 AM
This Is soo fricking cool
by the son of John
Aug 15th, 2002
11:37:57 AM
Rules Rules
by SethelFilms
Aug 15th, 2002
11:43:00 AM
Hopefully, this marks the death of sex dramas for a while
by Qualm
Aug 15th, 2002
12:27:34 PM
"I don't know how it slipped out but here it is anyway"
by stuftseveredhead
Aug 15th, 2002
12:27:51 PM
Harry, you're like that kid in school who says that crack is
by Hung-Wei Lo
Aug 15th, 2002
12:39:01 PM
boooo fucking hooooo
by HKaos
Aug 15th, 2002
12:57:54 PM
I've seen THE SECRETARY poster...
by Nordling
Aug 15th, 2002
01:00:03 PM
No worse than Beach T-shirts!
by dno
Aug 15th, 2002
01:07:09 PM
Sossamyn gets yacked on
by PrestoChango
Aug 15th, 2002
01:08:31 PM
Art is supposed to "disturb" people?!?!
by Captain Peon
Aug 15th, 2002
01:22:38 PM
Harry you Tarantinos bitch are childish and irresponsible cunts
by NapoleonWilson
Aug 15th, 2002
01:23:13 PM
For those of you who are upset and claiming they are "done" with
by PriestYoungblood
Aug 15th, 2002
01:42:00 PM
Avery's gonna be skull fuckin'?
by jammasterj
Aug 15th, 2002
01:56:20 PM
Hey, Avery, if you're reading this...
by jammasterj
Aug 15th, 2002
02:25:02 PM
I WANT this poster...
by Dru
Aug 15th, 2002
03:36:27 PM
AM i Missing Something about the SONIC YOUTH "DIRTY" album cover
by Virgil Sollozzo
Aug 15th, 2002
04:13:43 PM
I once did something naughty
by bubcus
Aug 15th, 2002
04:52:07 PM
Defense of Harry as ignorant not malicious
by CaptainHendry
Aug 15th, 2002
04:58:08 PM
Oh my god..humping dolls...the terrorists have won!
by Phronk
Aug 15th, 2002
05:49:35 PM
Color Me Confused
by Anton_Sirius
Aug 15th, 2002
06:01:45 PM
Wallpaper
by Anton_Sirius
Aug 15th, 2002
06:08:38 PM
The wrongest poster
by Burko
Aug 15th, 2002
06:58:55 PM
Angel66
by citydoglax
Aug 15th, 2002
07:52:27 PM
Cool down, cool dan
by gertrude perkins
Aug 15th, 2002
07:57:07 PM
Thanks for apologizing like a real man, Harry, but...
by CoolDan989
Aug 15th, 2002
09:05:20 PM
Sorry, gertrude perkins...
by CoolDan989
Aug 15th, 2002
09:09:45 PM
Harry, you are stupid.
by Gregzero
Aug 15th, 2002
09:19:36 PM
Fuck your children and fuck you with them.
by guy1234
Aug 15th, 2002
10:17:23 PM
It's not the poster that I mind . . .
by Wydok
Aug 15th, 2002
10:30:33 PM
Apology accepted, I think
by Wydok
Aug 15th, 2002
10:40:40 PM
The Funniest Thing About All Of This!
by Gentle_Fury
Aug 15th, 2002
11:10:05 PM
The Book Ruled, Roger Avary Rules, THIS MOVIE WILL RULE.
by VirgilHilts
Aug 16th, 2002
05:11:58 AM
angel 66
by Angry God
Aug 16th, 2002
09:41:15 AM
I, personally, dig this poster, and don't worry parents, it
by EL Duderino
Aug 16th, 2002
02:49:11 PM
TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!
by Silent_Nick
Aug 17th, 2002
12:40:34 AM
probably in politics now...
by just pillow talk
Oct 30th, 2007
01:27:02 PM
JPT!
by Orcus
Mar 29th, 2010
09:14:05 AM
What a Fine Day That Was
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 20th, 2010
09:51:45 AM

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