Article # 13,000 -- The Wrongest Movie Poster Ever' RULES OF ATTRACTION!!!
Published at: Sept. 22, 2006, 2:14 p.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... That demented monster... Roger Avary is just wrong. He has committed the unforgivable act of soiling purity and innocence with his filthy hedonistic depravitites... And he rules because of it! I want this poster up outside every theater playing SPY KIDS 2 and LILO & STITCH! I want fragile little minds skull fucked by Roger's evil lunacy. Parents screaming from theaters as kids ask, "Mommy, what were the furry animals doing on the poster?" The shriek of horror... The imitation at home as they play with their toys... Oh Roger is an evil person... worthy of the 13,000th story. Here's Roger and... the poster...
We don't know how it slipped out, but it did -- so here it is. This isn't the main poster, but a teaser poster that you'll be seeing wildposted in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York. Will the MPAA freak? Sure. But those fuckers haven't given me a rating yet, so they can bite me. Besides, what's wrong with a bunch of plushies wrestling? If you live in another city, why not take this file down to your local Kinkos and have them print it out on their large format printer? Wild post it in your own city...
Hey folks, Harry here...
The intro was... A JOKE... a humorous aside to a humorous poster. The poster is OBVIOUSLY a film for adults - that's why the movie is an NC-17 - UNRATED feature film. This movie won't be playing in regular theaters, it is headed to arthouses.
Personally I find the poster for THE SECRETARY of a woman bent so far over at the waist that all she is is an ass with legs... and the tag line is... ASSUME THE POSITION -- The Secretary... One of the reasons it is so offensive is that IT IS IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE... that poster was beside SPY KIDS 2.
No one in their right mind would put that poster up next to SPY KIDS 2 or LILO & STITCH - I just find it humorous, in the same tone as the poster, to imagine a world where that could happen. And as Roger said in his paragraph, afterall what is wrong with stuffed animals wrestling. Which is what any sane parent would tell their child was happening on the poster.
The whole film is about the loss of innocence and the corruption of youth, ideals and dreams. If the image disturbs you... warps your perspectives a bit, then good... that's what ART is supposed to do. That's what Roger wants to do with this movie. From the reviews I've seen of the film, that is what he's done too.
