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If you think this femme Starbuck crap is for the birds and are hankering for Real BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, CLICK HERE!

Hey folks, Harry here... it isn't much that I get my bulbous ass over here to Coaxial... mainly because of shit like making Starbuck a woman instead of the class, charm and swanky style of the Faceman himself, Dirk Benedict or the heinous act of hiring Female Breeding X5 to play a femme Boomer, the symbol of African American badassness in outer space, that's right Ferdy from DETROIT 9000... I'm sorry... I like my BATTLESTAR GALACTICA with 10 same visual effects shots repeated over and over again. I want 6 titted women with 4 eyes and a fro!

The only sort of sexual tension I want between Apollo and Starbuck is who is gonna bang this alien chick first. I love the original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, and when Edward James Olmos said that he suggested all us fans tune out of the new BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, I cheered. Finally someone that understands... the original rules all! Heh. Well folks, just in case you haven't come across this news yet... I Hadn't... But anyway, just in case you didn't know... the entire first season of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is coming to DVD in an Amazing case!

It is a 6 Disc DVD set bringing you One Thousand One Hundred and Sixty-Six minutes of Colonial on Cylon Ass-kicking! You know how many cool sounding Viper launches that is? Probably 50,000. How many, "By Your Commands" that equals? The mind boggles!

DeepDiscountDVD has a reasonable price on this baby!

For me... Fuck this new GALACTICA, I'm gonna dive into old school Galactica. Why? Because I'm old fashioned, nostalgic, getting into my thirties and desperate to hang onto the memories of youth and will do it by latching on to old models and bad matte lines and cool as fuck Stu Phillips music that makes me proud to be a member of the 13th Colony of Man! Now... check out the slip cover...









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