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Jessica 'pant pant' Biel to star in BLADE: TRINITY!










Hey folks, Harry here... Looks like Jessica Biel is joining the cast of David Goyer's BLADE: TRINITY... still no word if the Wachowski's will sue or if it's ok, due to the whole AOL/TIME/WARNER synergistic approach to stuff... but you just knew after REVOLUTIONS comes out this November, Warner Bros. was looking to capture that whole whiz bang, and what better way than to throw Trinity into a BLADE movie... just a sec... oh. Um, nevermind, I get it. Sorry, just having a blonde moment. Hey, my eyebrows are blonde, I'm allowed. ANYWAYS... So - word is Jessica here is going to be playing Kris Kristofferson's daughter, and i believe she's gonna be kicking vampire ass... Upon observing her in person on the set of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE... I believe ass-kicking is very up her alley. On top of being a beautiful actress, she's also cool as hell. She wants to set up an Alamo Drafthouse franchise in Los Angeles. How cool is that? We'll see if she does it, but she mentioned it to me here in Austin. Apparently she flipped for the place while she was living here. Oh... in case the goofy pic wasn't what you wanted, here's a more dignified picture! You know me... I love my extremes!










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