Hey folks, Harry here with a remake that... well, I liked the script... like the first half of this trailer, but then... I hate fast moving zombies. I'm sorry, they don't move like reanimated corpses. Now some people may say, "How do you know what a reanimated corpse moves like?" and my answer is, "Have you ever been to an old folks home?" Anyway... Old folks homes can be really scary. They can't move fast, but they have access to wheelchairs and they're behind every door. If suddenly that satellite went wonky in space and they turned zombie... You'd be old people lunch. Personally, I want to see Homer Simpson and family at the Simpson Old Folks Home, when suddenly they all go zombie. Yeah, That'd be fun. And AUTO could be like Ash... and Groundskeeper Willie could bring in the lawnmower and do some Peter Jackson zombie mowing. And I would be a happy boy. Oh yeah, back to DAWN OF THE DEAD... I like the font....

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