Hey folks, Harry here with a film... well... I am honored that the first review of D.E.B.S. is coming from a bisexual wonder-lass somewhere nestled in the frozen beauty of Utah! Alright, well here's her look at a flick with Jordana Brewster - who, in person, is 40 grams of ginseng!
So here it is Harry, my first night ever in Sundance. I even got to see a real Hollywood executive chowing down in Starbucks. I'm psyched because I finally got to see the full length version of one of my favorite shorts, Angela Robinson's D.E.B.S.
Oh what a movie it was. Lesbians and teenage crime fighters: What more could you ask for? The plot may be your average Charlie's Angel episode with a twist but the humor is great. It takes the cheese from all those sad b-movie action chick flicks and adds a little old-school Austin Powers humor, plus did I mention the lesbians?
Now speaking as a bisexual young chica, I was a little disapointed in the PG-13 kissage. As much of a hottie as Jordana Brewster is, the kissing just wasn't that great. At least in Monster the actresses had real passion but I did mention how gorgeous Jordana is?
The film also has the returning actress from the short, Jill Ritchie, who rocks as Janet. She steals every scene with her crazy expressions along with her love interest, Jimmi Simpson. He is a great catch and I can't wait to see what else these two do.
The film is shot on 24p and looks great. If all digital films look like this then bring on that new age!
My only vice is I really liked the humor and sex in the short. It was a little more adult and I miss that sexy sex scene and cool Max Payne-style gun jump & shoot.
But alas, Jordana is fucking hot. What I great year it should be for positive lesbian and bisexual characters. After a year of many sad and depressing Lesbians portrayed in film, it's finally great to start off the year with a fun, light-hearted lesbian film with no death, killing, or prosthetics. Same for the L word too.
For the inevitable sequel, Jordana needs to practice kissing more girls and I'll be first in line. Just point me to the after party.
Miss Electroxb
