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STAR WARS Episode 3 Spoilers -- You May Want To Avoid This One Mates!

Hey folks, Harry here Not so much disappointed, but merely enjoying this new trilogy as exactly that... something new, something different. Could one not say that the advances in technology created whilst making Jar Jar Binks in Episode One... that those leaps could very well be considered the baby steps, trips and falls that led to Gollum being as brilliant as he was... years later? I think so. Then there's my personal disappointment in Lucasfilm... it isn't in the prequels, but the treatment of his past triumphs that urks me. As someone that loves film history, I have no problem with the evolution of an artist's vision for one's work... Hell, even the Bible has revisions... But prior printings and translations are not swept off the shelves for all time, forbidden to the eye of man. Sorry - I don't get to partake in the Jedi Councils... whenever I get the chance to write about STAR WARS - I tend to go on a bit. Ok, let's see what we have here...

SPOILER WARNING!!!

Ok, this first pic is of a couple of images that have been floating around the net for quite some time. Usually found on message boards because everyone is concerned about the quick hand of the Lucasfilm Attorneys... Well this time, a British Tabloid got a hold of them, and they become fair game again. It appeared in the Daily Mirror and was scanned and sent in by Gaz...








So - what do I think... well looks moody and cajun-style to me. Personally, Hayden has never looked better - Though I'm afraid he'll be a bit... flaky in this scene... Sorry, I'm being a bit of an ash. Heh. Anyway - God willing, that rather gruesome shot seems to indicate that Lucas might have found his sack again, what with all the bloodless work he's done in recent years and by removing blood from previous films. That would be something interesting at least... Certainly hasn't hurt THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST one bit.

Ok, next is the New Toy... I mean, the new Super Bad Guy... soon to pop up in the Animated CLONE WARS series revealing whatever his bad ass weapon that mows down Jedi... who apparently don't remember than they have the ability to telepathicly rip wiring loose.








Admittedly - the above fellow is awfully cool, but doesn't he seem a bit... Manga? If this guy moves like a JASON & THE ARGONAUTS skeleton... then why do all the future robots move like a stumbly British Actor in a Tin Can? Well - I just hope it does something dramatic and cool - and somehow doesn't move like a Anime Cartoon that skips frames. Well - That's it on Star Wars today, see ya later...

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by terryworld
Mar 11th, 2004
06:13:53 AM
Damn, that Anakin pic looks nasty!
by Psyclops
Mar 11th, 2004
06:17:28 AM
Last time a saw this...
by Human Tornado
Mar 11th, 2004
06:19:47 AM
Uh-huh.
by gopher
Mar 11th, 2004
06:31:29 AM
can't wait!
by Billuism
Mar 11th, 2004
06:31:39 AM
Oh, and FYI...
by gopher
Mar 11th, 2004
06:34:32 AM
Paul Winfield has died :(
by Antiriad
Mar 11th, 2004
06:39:08 AM
Umm..Those Pics..are..urm....
by THX5334
Mar 11th, 2004
06:53:40 AM
General Grevious is this generations RoboCop
by Bcphil
Mar 11th, 2004
06:56:04 AM
I'm confused, Motorola built Darth Vader?
by stvnhthr
Mar 11th, 2004
07:08:07 AM
Are this real or not?
by Judge Doom
Mar 11th, 2004
07:17:13 AM
looks good
by sultanbey
Mar 11th, 2004
07:22:05 AM
Neat. *click*
by CellarDoor
Mar 11th, 2004
07:38:46 AM
R.I.P. Paul Winfield
by Regicidal_Maniac
Mar 11th, 2004
07:43:52 AM
well, it's a fake
by Pimbully
Mar 11th, 2004
07:44:03 AM
the body pic is not totally fake,just below the neck is fake!
by vaders metal ass
Mar 11th, 2004
07:54:38 AM
Skywalker is just one part of vader...
by MaulRat
Mar 11th, 2004
07:56:58 AM
Re: well it's a fake
by Dolmes
Mar 11th, 2004
07:57:39 AM
Hey...wait a minute!
by Blue_Demon
Mar 11th, 2004
08:13:28 AM
Grieve THIS Bitch
by Travis Pickle
Mar 11th, 2004
08:15:30 AM
3 strikes...
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Mar 11th, 2004
08:24:23 AM
RE: Skywalker is just one part of vader...
by vaders metal ass
Mar 11th, 2004
08:30:06 AM
The Billy Bobbins
by Ra Ra Rasputin
Mar 11th, 2004
08:35:53 AM
"whilst"
by The Dracut Stomp
Mar 11th, 2004
08:39:17 AM
Why does Grievous(or however the hell it's spelled)have human, o
by StoneMonkey
Mar 11th, 2004
08:42:02 AM
Restrictions on Droid capabilities maybe?
by Drath
Mar 11th, 2004
08:46:01 AM
And I wonder if that Qui Gon Jinn's charred body in that new dro
by Drath
Mar 11th, 2004
08:48:33 AM
I'd rather eat my own shit
by Drunken Rage
Mar 11th, 2004
08:49:18 AM
Fake or Not, is good to have hype and illusion about SW and such
by kokonimo
Mar 11th, 2004
08:49:57 AM
"Thise" Have It Eat Away Shit Boy
by Ra Ra Rasputin
Mar 11th, 2004
09:03:02 AM
Does anyone over 30 like Star Wars anymore?
by ATARI
Mar 11th, 2004
09:03:29 AM
RE: And I wonder if that Qui Gon Jinn's charred body in that new
by vaders metal ass
Mar 11th, 2004
09:05:11 AM
Wwwwwwwwooooooooooooo hoooooo hooooooooo
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 11th, 2004
09:06:51 AM
It's not ellipse...
by BillyShakes
Mar 11th, 2004
09:14:47 AM
StarWars sucks bawls.
by Brian_De_Man
Mar 11th, 2004
09:22:53 AM
RE: I'd rather eat my own shit
by Pimbully
Mar 11th, 2004
09:30:39 AM
For heaven's sake, Anakin's arm is from the T-800
by ninjrk-nit
Mar 11th, 2004
09:32:49 AM
That's a very unsettling but brilliant picture of Annakin
by Spacesheik
Mar 11th, 2004
09:34:46 AM
GG is a new character not anyone we know from previous stories/m
by vaders metal ass
Mar 11th, 2004
09:41:34 AM
These pics are terrible. and proof that this next episode will b
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 11th, 2004
09:42:22 AM
All you fuckers are going to see this series for what it is. Hap
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 11th, 2004
09:53:13 AM
That Anakin Pic Looks Pretty Photoshop To Me.
by CHEWBLACCA
Mar 11th, 2004
09:53:53 AM
Now don't all kick me in at once...
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Mar 11th, 2004
10:22:33 AM
Awwwww... Harry's disappointed in Lucas.
by moby-one
Mar 11th, 2004
10:31:07 AM
Icon Of Evil
by kafka07
Mar 11th, 2004
10:31:53 AM
One Word to describe the new trilogy: Pokemon
by PacinoHatersGoHo
Mar 11th, 2004
10:37:20 AM
Wow - Darth Looks A Lot Like a Cellphone
by hipcheck13
Mar 11th, 2004
11:02:53 AM
I assume his privates get burned to a crisp
by Jeditemple
Mar 11th, 2004
11:11:10 AM
BillyShakes: "It's not ellipse it's ellipsis. If you're going to
by raw_bean
Mar 11th, 2004
11:58:56 AM
Looks like the same old shit to me.
by Tubba-guts
Mar 11th, 2004
12:14:39 PM
Hey Orions Angel and raw_bean.
by Tubba-guts
Mar 11th, 2004
12:41:54 PM
R.I.P. Paul Winfield
by Darth Thoth
Mar 11th, 2004
12:50:09 PM
WEESA GOIN HOOOME!
by Shigeru
Mar 11th, 2004
01:50:01 PM
If this is how Anakin looks at the end of EPISODE 3...
by My Ass Smells
Mar 11th, 2004
01:58:25 PM
hi guys!! hi!! can i say something?
by perryfarrell
Mar 11th, 2004
02:11:39 PM
Works for me
by 007-11
Mar 11th, 2004
02:19:25 PM
Um... no... that would be a "Pill shape"
by BillyShakes
Mar 11th, 2004
03:16:37 PM
Is Jar-Jar Binks in this one? should I ask...
by alchemist
Mar 11th, 2004
03:23:49 PM
Futurama - Star Wars Connection
by Archduke_Chocula
Mar 11th, 2004
03:34:29 PM
www.WhiteEyeLid.com
by MattyBoomStar
Mar 11th, 2004
03:37:52 PM
Wow
by Darth Melkor
Mar 11th, 2004
03:59:22 PM
Where is Darth Maul damnit!
by Jon E Cin
Mar 11th, 2004
04:37:32 PM
Remember that skit on MR. SHOW
by Rufus_T_Firefly
Mar 11th, 2004
04:38:02 PM
Looks moody and cajun style
by neobido999
Mar 11th, 2004
04:55:14 PM
One last chance...
by FurryKnot
Mar 11th, 2004
05:51:18 PM
BlueDemon, that's the key
by DrIncognito
Mar 11th, 2004
06:12:25 PM
Blue Demon
by Billuism
Mar 11th, 2004
06:16:54 PM
LUCAS TO ASS-RAPE THX-1138 NEXT!!!
by Batutta
Mar 11th, 2004
06:18:34 PM
Actually, DrIncognito...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 11th, 2004
06:34:07 PM
We had this over on Filmrot last week man. We got plenty more th
by Silver_Joo
Mar 11th, 2004
06:39:06 PM
the dialogue
by Billuism
Mar 11th, 2004
06:55:18 PM
DrIncognito
by BAMF
Mar 11th, 2004
07:42:20 PM
You guys are a bunch of liars...
by Snow Is Fun
Mar 11th, 2004
07:56:09 PM
LUCAS IS A GOD!!!!!!!
by screenplaywriter
Mar 11th, 2004
08:43:43 PM
Me gustan los Stormtroopers.
by Blue_Demon
Mar 11th, 2004
09:05:44 PM
you want HULK, you got HOGAN
by neobido999
Mar 11th, 2004
09:09:24 PM
Star Wars
by neobido999
Mar 11th, 2004
09:13:11 PM
Star Wars
by neobido999
Mar 11th, 2004
09:14:10 PM
Ladies and Gentleman, that is undeniably fucking cool.
by IndustryKiller
Mar 11th, 2004
09:45:31 PM
Darth Vader uses T-Mobile?
by Bill Maher
Mar 11th, 2004
09:50:10 PM
Georgie Walton Lucas vs. Richard McCallum
by neobido999
Mar 11th, 2004
10:04:53 PM
gopher, curious dr. hump and petey-s are also dumb twats.
by Bill Maher
Mar 11th, 2004
10:11:55 PM
Grevious will be voiced by the same dude who does Bender. Now th
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 11th, 2004
10:37:21 PM
Looks GREAT!
by hoorayforeric
Mar 12th, 2004
12:23:59 AM
DrIncognito...
by alchemist
Mar 12th, 2004
01:27:41 AM
didn't Dooku slice Anakin's arm above his elbow?
by Tall_Boy
Mar 12th, 2004
01:31:51 AM
Episode III: The Passion of the Sith
by Agent23
Mar 12th, 2004
02:18:40 AM
Thats a model prop of Anakin right?
by Jon E Cin
Mar 12th, 2004
03:36:00 AM
Oh man, you TOTALY SPOILED that movie I was never going to see.
by numberface
Mar 12th, 2004
10:33:52 AM
Jeditemple
by Wee Willie
Mar 12th, 2004
10:36:28 AM
I for one will not be buying the Ep. 4-6 dvd's
by Hellpop
Mar 12th, 2004
02:23:54 PM
Overdesigned
by fxrod
Mar 12th, 2004
05:48:26 PM
Just watched "Empire" on, ahem, DVD.
by Gul Shah
Mar 12th, 2004
05:56:48 PM
Looks great but there is no way its from Lucas.
by bioforge
Mar 12th, 2004
09:00:24 PM
All I can say seeing these pics again is incredible and shocking
by screenplaywriter
Mar 12th, 2004
10:07:48 PM
Better looking pics
by Vradna
Mar 12th, 2004
10:28:40 PM
Hey Dick Hertz,
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 12th, 2004
10:29:22 PM
Not in in my day they didn't, Conan.
by Bill Maher
Mar 12th, 2004
11:38:48 PM
ScreenplayWANKER is more like it.
by Bill Maher
Mar 12th, 2004
11:54:41 PM
you know what URKS me?
by nushustu
Mar 13th, 2004
12:34:31 AM
You know what urks me??
by Bubnalitik
Mar 13th, 2004
01:25:16 AM
question
by Billuism
Mar 13th, 2004
01:59:31 AM
o yeah
by Billuism
Mar 13th, 2004
02:00:23 AM
The Prequels are irrelevant.
by one9deuce
Mar 13th, 2004
08:10:23 AM
What the fuck is up with these names?
by devil0509
Mar 13th, 2004
08:27:14 AM
good point
by Billuism
Mar 13th, 2004
11:25:19 AM
the point of the prequels is THE DUEL
by Tall_Boy
Mar 13th, 2004
11:47:55 AM
It's writer not wanker and if you want to threaten me do it Amer
by screenplaywriter
Mar 13th, 2004
12:56:21 PM

by TheBuffalo
Mar 13th, 2004
06:16:05 PM
A few things to point out.
by one9deuce
Mar 13th, 2004
06:17:00 PM
You have a good point one9deuce.
by screenplaywriter
Mar 13th, 2004
08:20:40 PM
The point of this Trilogy
by john*wayne
Mar 14th, 2004
12:43:42 AM
Darth looks like Michael Jackson without makeup
by Bozo the Clone
Mar 14th, 2004
02:10:50 AM
it looks like DAVROS...sort of....
by silent_light
Mar 14th, 2004
03:30:05 AM
Lucas sucks
by NifTSawsej
Mar 14th, 2004
09:12:03 AM
Geez you guys take all this much too serously. Just go an watch
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 14th, 2004
09:43:07 AM
Niftysausage, have you EVER had an original thought? Didn't thin
by Bill Maher
Mar 14th, 2004
11:13:59 AM
Grievous' voice...
by REDD
Mar 14th, 2004
11:50:41 AM

by NifTSawsej
Mar 14th, 2004
02:25:07 PM
I don't have much hope for this one anymore...
by R.H. Alexander
Mar 14th, 2004
06:19:38 PM
Much More Star Wars to Come!!!!!
by GOLONG717
Mar 15th, 2004
01:42:43 PM
Anakin should come with a side order of fries or something
by matrix_sux
Mar 15th, 2004
03:24:35 PM
I like the way the new SW flicks always have a lightsaber gimmic
by Yossarian
Mar 15th, 2004
10:58:07 PM
oh yes!!!!
by jayce76
Aug 6th, 2004
04:10:13 PM
whooa
by jayce76
Aug 6th, 2004
04:12:49 PM

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