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Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

Yeah, that’s right. The international version of the SPIDER-MAN 2 trailer seems to be hopping from server to server right now, one step ahead of Sony’s legal department. I would strongly encourage you not to click here (LINK REMOVED BY REQUEST OF SONY PICTURES... SIGH) and watch it. I think it looks pretty cool. The Doc Ock/Spidey fight stuff is spectacular in small doses, and I can only imagine what it looks like on the bigscreen. I’m a little freaked out by what I’ve heard from people who have seen the film, but I'm hoping these are just a few preliminary grumbles. I’m sure there’s a lot of work still to be done on the film, and I’m dying to take a look myself. Huge spoiler at the end of this trailer, so don't look if you don't want to know.

I would also encourage you not to quickly take a look at what appears to be a rough cut of a trailer for CATWOMAN. This is the first footage I’ve seen from the film, and it’s safe to say that it’s worse than we thought it was going to be. It’s worse than anyone could have possibly guessed it was going to be. That film looks like brain death. It looks like actual physical pain. I strongly suspect CATWOMAN will re-establish Warner Bros. as the company that pees in the mouths of comic fans while laughing and taking Polaroids. They hate us. BATMAN BEGINS must be an elaborate April Fool’s Day joke, because this corporation cannot possibly be making a film that sounds as cool as that one does. Not while they’re also making CATWOMAN. It just doesn’t seem possible.

So... do not click here or here, either. You have been warned.

Thanks to the chatters and Chib Chacan for sending us the heads-up on these.

"Moriarty" out.





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Catwoman = Pure Shit
by kicker_of_elves
Mar 29th, 2004
05:01:26 AM
I'd have to say.......
by Magic Milkmaid
Mar 29th, 2004
05:02:49 AM
This was hilarious
by pravda
Mar 29th, 2004
05:12:20 AM
mmm...
by Freakshow Lee
Mar 29th, 2004
05:15:37 AM
Hip Hip Horray for the NEW GIGLI/Glitter/Showgirls of 2004: CATW
by MentallyMariah
Mar 29th, 2004
05:17:21 AM
Sir Peter Ustinov has died ...
by taxman2001
Mar 29th, 2004
05:20:41 AM
Now, that I have experienced the trailer for Catwoman, I can res
by phanboi
Mar 29th, 2004
05:21:26 AM
If you're gonna make Catwoman this deliberately goddamn cheesy
by exit272
Mar 29th, 2004
05:46:16 AM
Catwoman is this Generations Barbed Wire
by Bcphil
Mar 29th, 2004
05:46:57 AM
Catwoman is Cheese.....
by heymanniceshot
Mar 29th, 2004
05:49:50 AM
THOSE TRAILERS...
by scrumdiddly
Mar 29th, 2004
06:01:49 AM
THOSE TRAILERS...
by scrumdiddly
Mar 29th, 2004
06:05:43 AM
maybe tomboy polecat
by scrumdiddly
Mar 29th, 2004
06:06:05 AM
God bless the Geeks
by Yokohama-Mama
Mar 29th, 2004
06:08:31 AM
And yet--Catwoman may still make some money
by TimBenzedrine
Mar 29th, 2004
06:21:05 AM
On the spiderman trailer you can hear girls laughing
by The Data
Mar 29th, 2004
06:44:09 AM
POOBUMBUM
by Justin_Hawkins
Mar 29th, 2004
06:51:48 AM
Catwoman
by JollyBlondeGiant
Mar 29th, 2004
06:56:46 AM
I think Cat Woman looks pretty good.
by JoeyJoeJoeJr.Sh
Mar 29th, 2004
07:09:13 AM
Peter Parker got 20/20 vision when he became Spider-Man. WHY THE
by My Ass Smells
Mar 29th, 2004
07:10:06 AM
Lordy...
by ELGordo
Mar 29th, 2004
07:23:30 AM
Ball Toucher, it is you and people like you that are responcible
by TimBenzedrine
Mar 29th, 2004
07:29:31 AM
Cool
by Stickman83
Mar 29th, 2004
07:39:33 AM
I can't tell you what the film will be like but I can tell you w
by Coinbox1
Mar 29th, 2004
07:54:42 AM
I think Dr. Octopus should be played by Hulk Hogan
by Judge Doom
Mar 29th, 2004
08:00:30 AM
Eight legs good - four legs bad
by mansep
Mar 29th, 2004
08:00:59 AM
Couldnt really tell what the hell was going on with the Spiderma
by jigga422
Mar 29th, 2004
08:08:38 AM
Oh God... with the wip at the end?
by ZeedarTeretz
Mar 29th, 2004
08:08:40 AM
WB - Pls bury CATWOMAN before it tarnishes BATMAN BEGINS
by Spacesheik
Mar 29th, 2004
08:08:55 AM
Peter Parker's glasses
by zacdilone
Mar 29th, 2004
08:29:29 AM
Hercules, Xena and Catwoman
by MonkeyGod464
Mar 29th, 2004
08:34:23 AM
Talk about your pieces of shit...
by hiperaktiv
Mar 29th, 2004
08:35:18 AM
There was a high pitched squeal when I watched the Catwoman trai
by Shad0wfax
Mar 29th, 2004
08:39:50 AM
Ptui! Ptui! Aaack! Retch! Oh God! Urrrrrp...
by Van Damned
Mar 29th, 2004
09:00:36 AM
Oh my Lord!
by Bruce Leroy
Mar 29th, 2004
09:21:10 AM
Why is Spiderman taking itself so goddamned serious.
by PanDuh
Mar 29th, 2004
09:22:36 AM
Comments
by boba_rob
Mar 29th, 2004
09:24:35 AM
My Stars and Garters
by Tigernan
Mar 29th, 2004
09:29:10 AM
So we are all in agreement about CatWoman? Think Warner Bros. is
by Rcamacho2278
Mar 29th, 2004
09:41:27 AM
You guys had better stop bashing Catwoman, or Pud will tear you
by Bill Maher
Mar 29th, 2004
09:41:54 AM
Catwoman doesn't look that bad...
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 29th, 2004
09:48:22 AM
My eyes, they're burning...
by Grando
Mar 29th, 2004
09:50:07 AM
Ball Toucher needs a reality check
by John_Milner
Mar 29th, 2004
10:00:26 AM
Ratwoman.
by TheGinger Twit
Mar 29th, 2004
10:10:09 AM
How could WB fu*k up so bad, its crazy!
by JollyBlondeGiant
Mar 29th, 2004
10:11:16 AM
Catwoman looks really really bad
by Towers
Mar 29th, 2004
10:13:25 AM
"I can only imagine what it looks like on the big screen." -Mori
by TheWoodMan
Mar 29th, 2004
10:16:35 AM
That Catwoman Trailer Looked.....
by JUSTICE41
Mar 29th, 2004
10:37:29 AM
Get rid of Halle Barry as Storm, too
by Jeditemple
Mar 29th, 2004
10:38:40 AM
I guest the link is down
by iamarayya
Mar 29th, 2004
12:03:58 PM
I was there when they shot Spidey 2 at the planetarium in New Yo
by Darksider
Mar 29th, 2004
12:24:35 PM
the link is down...
by Shigeru
Mar 29th, 2004
12:38:53 PM
I see all the racist motherfuckers like Jeditemple are still cry
by Bill Maher
Mar 29th, 2004
01:00:47 PM
HB makes herself out to be more than she really is.
by Thavertop
Mar 29th, 2004
01:32:56 PM
Cream Dream
by Yokohama-Mama
Mar 29th, 2004
01:42:48 PM
There was supposed to be a witty retort from Spidey at the end o
by Terry_1978
Mar 29th, 2004
05:44:38 PM
If your hair is short and nappy, torqaline will make it happy.
by Steal_Dragon
Mar 29th, 2004
07:20:59 PM
Flush...ahhh..ahhhh.
by flossygomez
Mar 29th, 2004
07:59:46 PM
I just want to make love to her beautiful rack...
by tequilaworm
Mar 29th, 2004
08:08:28 PM
Ow! It gave me eye cancer! (So the WB cancels BIRDS OF PREY but
by FrankDrebin
Mar 29th, 2004
08:15:15 PM
http://www.movie-list.net/spid erman2-boot.mov
by FrankDrebin
Mar 29th, 2004
08:55:34 PM
CRAPWOMAN IS A MONSTER'S BALL OF SH**
by el zar
Mar 29th, 2004
09:04:23 PM
Catwoman is the biggest steaming pile of shit, even bigger than
by Gotta Eat Mancats
Mar 29th, 2004
09:24:56 PM
Spiderman 2
by Caerdwyn
Mar 29th, 2004
09:28:22 PM
Don't be hatin', Flash Gordon may have been not but gay porn, bu
by tango fett
Mar 29th, 2004
09:28:47 PM
you know whats sad...
by hank quinlan
Mar 29th, 2004
09:29:11 PM
CATWOMAN had a budget of 100 million dollars!!!
by Rant Breath
Mar 29th, 2004
09:53:20 PM
Man, that talk about Jack Black starring with Naomi in King Kong
by Terry_1978
Mar 29th, 2004
09:55:46 PM
Catwoman? More like Scatwoman
by zabbadoo
Mar 29th, 2004
10:06:27 PM
Catwoman = steaming pitof shit
by MaulRat
Mar 29th, 2004
10:15:33 PM
If Catwoman sucks, it will prove that there is a racist plot to
by Bill Maher
Mar 29th, 2004
10:19:29 PM
If Catwoman sucks, it will prove that there is a racist plot to
by Brian_De_Man
Mar 29th, 2004
10:23:47 PM
"SPIDER-MAN 2" LOOKS AWESOME! "CATWOMAN" sadly looks like someth
by screenplaywriter
Mar 29th, 2004
10:37:50 PM
Hey, Jack Black can do Kong
by The Hillbrothers
Mar 29th, 2004
11:30:05 PM
awww....man
by tommypop73
Mar 30th, 2004
12:01:01 AM
Flash Gordon - excellent cast, beautiful costumes, and an amazin
by Ivan_Mtl
Mar 30th, 2004
12:12:25 AM
Spider-Man 2
by AlwaysThere
Mar 30th, 2004
01:04:29 AM
If you MUST see CackWoman...
by SkynetIsHere
Mar 30th, 2004
01:44:27 AM
Honestly, did WB think that putting catwoman thru a COMPLETE mak
by ethandarkseid
Mar 30th, 2004
03:16:34 AM
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, flossygomez?
by DocPazuzu
Mar 30th, 2004
03:31:15 AM
Seen the Spiderman trailer up on the big screen
by AIBO
Mar 30th, 2004
03:58:59 AM
MY 2 cents...
by Bruce Leroy
Mar 30th, 2004
06:44:00 AM
the...
by Bruce Leroy
Mar 30th, 2004
06:45:36 AM
WB fucking up yet another DC property. I could have imagined th
by Darksider
Mar 30th, 2004
08:35:34 AM
BallToucher, I think your helmet is too tight
by John_Milner
Mar 30th, 2004
09:19:16 AM
PUD doesn't know jack about black
by Jeditemple
Mar 30th, 2004
10:05:30 AM
Balltoucher...
by John_Milner
Mar 30th, 2004
10:49:07 AM
Spidey 2
by Big Jim
Mar 30th, 2004
11:13:53 AM
BallToucher: read your own fucking posts and cry at your own ine
by JoeyJoeJoeJr.Sh
Mar 30th, 2004
11:23:00 AM
Damn, Spider-Man 2 trailer looks freakin' AMAZING...loved the cl
by KAWS
Mar 30th, 2004
12:03:11 PM
Dumbfuck? How can you make a conclusive statement about my inte
by JoeyJoeJoeJr.Sh
Mar 30th, 2004
01:54:33 PM
PooBumBum
by WoodyStiffer
Mar 30th, 2004
01:58:19 PM
Batman Begins
by JAGUART
Mar 30th, 2004
02:08:32 PM
Peter has a beer and cheats on MJ
by LargoJr
Mar 30th, 2004
02:18:06 PM
Ignore the Plebian
by Tigernan
Mar 30th, 2004
02:36:59 PM
Berry
by WoodyStiffer
Mar 30th, 2004
02:55:00 PM
Well said, Tigernan
by Big Jim
Mar 30th, 2004
03:35:55 PM
YES! We need the next Showgirls! Midnight camp classic of CAT SH
by FD Resurrected
Mar 30th, 2004
03:53:01 PM
Halle Berry can suck my hairy sack, Catwoman will bomb like a ch
by Brian_De_Man
Mar 30th, 2004
04:26:56 PM
Was the Catwoman screenplay written by Joss Whedon?
by PlantBoy!
Mar 30th, 2004
05:56:38 PM
Put Catwoman in a rocket and launch it into the Sun
by UNLUCKY-13
Mar 30th, 2004
06:23:07 PM
just watched the catwomen trailer lololololol
by russellg81
Mar 30th, 2004
11:15:33 PM
links don't work...
by Rein
Mar 31st, 2004
01:31:29 AM
Links don't work, to see Catwoman trailer
by Big Jim
Mar 31st, 2004
10:14:13 AM
Catwoman Trailer here...
by JAGUART
Mar 31st, 2004
01:03:52 PM
Good grief....
by Daryl van Horn
Mar 31st, 2004
04:05:33 PM
Halle berry is half cast, Pam Grier is the real deal.
by gabby2600
Mar 31st, 2004
10:10:08 PM
Catwoman official site
by ardemus
Apr 1st, 2004
02:49:39 PM
Everyone involved with Catwoman should be made to watch it for t
by MontyPigeon
Apr 1st, 2004
03:55:18 PM
Haven't seen the Trailer yet? CLICK HERE!
by chugz96
Apr 2nd, 2004
05:51:23 AM
Clothing again this time NOT Harry Potter
by ROBE
Apr 2nd, 2004
11:04:24 AM
New Scatwoman synopsis....
by Ravenlocke
May 6th, 2004
06:26:50 AM
A Crow Rip-off!!?? WTF are they thinking?
by [D2D]_Kryten
May 18th, 2004
03:39:58 AM
The Catwoman Suit that Should have been.
by Atomic Cow
May 31st, 2004
12:39:06 PM
Oops My Bad...A Link to non sucking Catwoman suit.
by Atomic Cow
May 31st, 2004
12:52:20 PM

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