Ahoy, pervos! Quint here. I've never really understood the attraction to the Olsen Twins... I mean, I grew up with Full House and all (always thought Steph was the cutest) and they're not bad-lookin'... I just never saw it, myself. That having been said, I respect that some of you sickos out there have this Olsen Twins fetish and apparently so do the folks at the Alamo Drafthouse, who are throwing an Olsen Twins Are Legal Birthday Party. I might stop by to visit with Eli Roth (although I plan on standing at least 2 feet away from him and any other male at that event as I have no desire to accidently come in contact with their raging perv hard-ons) and view this hysteria firsthand. The skinny on the event is down below and you can click here (then click on the "Downtown" link) to go to the Alamo's webpage and see the video trailer, which is damn funny.
HOSTED BY FRED BOTHWELL, 2nd FUNNIEST PERSON IN AUSTIN 2002!
WITH SPECIAL INTRO BY MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY ENTHUSIAST ELI ROTH, DIRECTOR OF CABIN FEVER, HERE IN PERSON JUST FOR THE PARTY!
For years now, the raincoat crowd has been counting down the minutes
until America's most beloved twins turn old enough to legally pose for
Playboy. Now, capitalizing on Mary Kate and Ashley fever, the Alamo is
celebrating the occasion with a montage of all of your favorite Mary
Kate and Ashley memories. We have pored through the 41 Olsen twin
movies to mine the gold so you don't have to. We've distilled all the
goodness from Mary-Kate and Ashley's Camping Party to The Case of the
Sea World Adventure to How the West Was Fun. See them solve the
mystery of what happened to the Challenger Space Shuttle! Is it a
roast or is it a toast? I guess that depends on your own personal
relationship with the twins. Either way, grab a glass and toast their
arrival to adulthood. The adventure has just begun.
