Guests on tonight’s “Late Late Show,” the last to be hosted by Craig Kilborn, include Kilby’s “Old School” co-stars Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn, as well as Martin Mull, Adam West, Wayne Newton and Marlee Matlin.
Interestingly, Variety reports this morning that Vaughn “is being floated” as a possible Kilborn replacement. But floated by whom? Me? Say, he was on my original list:
* Albert Brooks
* Adam Corolla
* David Cross
* Nick DiPaulo
* Al Franken
* Janeane Garofalo
* Steve Martin
* Norm Macdonald
* Dave Mordal
* Bill Murray
* Patton Oswalt
* Sarah Silverman
* David Spade
* Howard Stern
* Triumph the Insult-Comic Dog
* Vince Vaughn
And for sidekicks, I’d look real hard at Craig Gass, Billy West, Gilbert Gottfried and Seth Rogan.
Talkbackers this week offered many suggestions (including a few comics with whom I am, frankly, not too awful familiar) but here’s who didn't make my list, but should have:
* Tina Fey (perfect!)
* Bonnie Hunt (I can’t believe I didn’t think of her; always talk-show gold)
* Amy Sedaris (almost as sharp as Hunt)
* Don Rickles (but really only as a sidekick, but he always always makes me laugh)
I’ll miss the endless parade of hot actresses and models who’d turn up in an effort to get into the Craigger’s trou.
But, say, speaking of Marlee Matlin, and as long as I’m making lists, here are the other hottest Jewish girls alive, all of whom should be hired to hang out on the Late Late Show set as co-hosts on a rotating basis (preface: yes, I'm aware that the mammothly talented Sarah Michelle Gellar is half-Jewish and no, she's not hot enough to make the list):
* Shiri Appleby
* Mili Avatil
* Selma Blair
* Gina Gershon
* Mia Kirshner
* Mila Kunis
* Natalie Portman
* Winona Ryder
* Sarah Silverman
* Marla Sokoloff
* Rachel Weisz
That was fun! Look for future Herc lists defining the world’s hottest Asian girls, black girls, blondes, redheads, Europeans and athletes!
After tonight, “The Late Late Show” will go dark for almost a month and return Sept. 20 with an unspecified rotating roster of guest hosts.
12:37 a.m. Friday (Early Saturday). CBS.
I warn you not to defy me!
* Albert Brooks
* Adam Corolla
* David Cross
* Nick DiPaulo
* Al Franken
* Janeane Garofalo
* Steve Martin
* Norm Macdonald
* Dave Mordal
* Bill Murray
* Patton Oswalt
* Sarah Silverman
* David Spade
* Howard Stern
* Triumph the Insult-Comic Dog
* Vince Vaughn
And for sidekicks, I’d look real hard at Craig Gass, Billy West, Gilbert Gottfried and Seth Rogan.
Talkbackers this week offered many suggestions (including a few comics with whom I am, frankly, not too awful familiar) but here’s who didn't make my list, but should have:
* Tina Fey (perfect!)
* Bonnie Hunt (I can’t believe I didn’t think of her; always talk-show gold)
* Amy Sedaris (almost as sharp as Hunt)
* Don Rickles (but really only as a sidekick, but he always always makes me laugh)
I’ll miss the endless parade of hot actresses and models who’d turn up in an effort to get into the Craigger’s trou.
But, say, speaking of Marlee Matlin, and as long as I’m making lists, here are the other hottest Jewish girls alive, all of whom should be hired to hang out on the Late Late Show set as co-hosts on a rotating basis (preface: yes, I'm aware that the mammothly talented Sarah Michelle Gellar is half-Jewish and no, she's not hot enough to make the list):
* Shiri Appleby
* Mili Avatil
* Selma Blair
* Gina Gershon
* Mia Kirshner
* Mila Kunis
* Natalie Portman
* Winona Ryder
* Sarah Silverman
* Marla Sokoloff
* Rachel Weisz
That was fun! Look for future Herc lists defining the world’s hottest Asian girls, black girls, blondes, redheads, Europeans and athletes!
After tonight, “The Late Late Show” will go dark for almost a month and return Sept. 20 with an unspecified rotating roster of guest hosts.
12:37 a.m. Friday (Early Saturday). CBS.
I warn you not to defy me!
Talkbackers this week offered many suggestions (including a few comics with whom I am, frankly, not too awful familiar) but here’s who didn't make my list, but should have:
* Tina Fey (perfect!)
* Bonnie Hunt (I can’t believe I didn’t think of her; always talk-show gold)
* Amy Sedaris (almost as sharp as Hunt)
* Don Rickles (but really only as a sidekick, but he always always makes me laugh)
I’ll miss the endless parade of hot actresses and models who’d turn up in an effort to get into the Craigger’s trou.
But, say, speaking of Marlee Matlin, and as long as I’m making lists, here are the other hottest Jewish girls alive, all of whom should be hired to hang out on the Late Late Show set as co-hosts on a rotating basis (preface: yes, I'm aware that the mammothly talented Sarah Michelle Gellar is half-Jewish and no, she's not hot enough to make the list):
* Shiri Appleby
* Mili Avatil
* Selma Blair
* Gina Gershon
* Mia Kirshner
* Mila Kunis
* Natalie Portman
* Winona Ryder
* Sarah Silverman
* Marla Sokoloff
* Rachel Weisz
That was fun! Look for future Herc lists defining the world’s hottest Asian girls, black girls, blondes, redheads, Europeans and athletes!
After tonight, “The Late Late Show” will go dark for almost a month and return Sept. 20 with an unspecified rotating roster of guest hosts.
12:37 a.m. Friday (Early Saturday). CBS.
I warn you not to defy me!
* Tina Fey (perfect!)
* Bonnie Hunt (I can’t believe I didn’t think of her; always talk-show gold)
* Amy Sedaris (almost as sharp as Hunt)
* Don Rickles (but really only as a sidekick, but he always always makes me laugh)
I’ll miss the endless parade of hot actresses and models who’d turn up in an effort to get into the Craigger’s trou.
But, say, speaking of Marlee Matlin, and as long as I’m making lists, here are the other hottest Jewish girls alive, all of whom should be hired to hang out on the Late Late Show set as co-hosts on a rotating basis (preface: yes, I'm aware that the mammothly talented Sarah Michelle Gellar is half-Jewish and no, she's not hot enough to make the list):
* Shiri Appleby
* Mili Avatil
* Selma Blair
* Gina Gershon
* Mia Kirshner
* Mila Kunis
* Natalie Portman
* Winona Ryder
* Sarah Silverman
* Marla Sokoloff
* Rachel Weisz
That was fun! Look for future Herc lists defining the world’s hottest Asian girls, black girls, blondes, redheads, Europeans and athletes!
After tonight, “The Late Late Show” will go dark for almost a month and return Sept. 20 with an unspecified rotating roster of guest hosts.
12:37 a.m. Friday (Early Saturday). CBS.
I warn you not to defy me!
* Shiri Appleby
* Mili Avatil
* Selma Blair
* Gina Gershon
* Mia Kirshner
* Mila Kunis
* Natalie Portman
* Winona Ryder
* Sarah Silverman
* Marla Sokoloff
* Rachel Weisz
That was fun! Look for future Herc lists defining the world’s hottest Asian girls, black girls, blondes, redheads, Europeans and athletes!
After tonight, “The Late Late Show” will go dark for almost a month and return Sept. 20 with an unspecified rotating roster of guest hosts.
12:37 a.m. Friday (Early Saturday). CBS.
I warn you not to defy me!
I warn you not to defy me!
