Find LOST Spoilers!!First New Episode Since Mid-January Telecast Tonight!!

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Those ABC promos are going on and on about somebody getting all killed on “Lost” tonight, but here’s the real scoop (invisotext on!):

TWO die tonight! “And one of the deaths,” we are told by a highly reliable source, “is pretty frigging wicked.”

But none of the regulars die tonight.

We hear that one of the deaths belongs to Steve (of “Steve & Scott” fame). The other death is unspecified, but were I a betting man I’d bet on Claire’s kidnapper, Ethan Rom.

Because Ethan Rom, the other man, knows too much. And because he knows too much, the creators want him dead.

How the rest of the season shakes out:

Episode 15: Homecoming
Feb. 9 (Tonight)
Written by: Damon Lindelof (“Pilot,” “Tabula Rasa,” “Confidence Man,” “Whatever the Case May Be”)
Centered around: Charlie

Episode 16: Outlaws
Feb. 16
Written by: Drew Goddard (“Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Angel,” “Alias”)
Centered around: Sawyer

Episode 17: … In Translation
Feb. 23
Written by Javier Grillo-Marxuach (“House of the Rising Sun,” “Hearts and Minds”) and Leonard Dick ("Fastlane," "Hack," "Tarzan," "Clubhouse").
Centered around: Jin

Episode 18: Numbers
March 2
Written by: David Fury (“Walkabout,” “Solitary,” “Special”) & Brent Fletcher (“Angel”).
Centered around: Hurley

Episode 19: Deus Ex Machina
April 13
Written by: Damon Lindelof (“Homecoming”) and Carlton Cuse (“Hearts and Minds”)
Centered around: Locke

Episode 20: Do No Harm
April 20
Written by: Janet Tamaro (“Line of Fire,” “CSI: New York”)
Centered around: Jack

Episode 21: Sides
April 27
Written by: Leonard Dick (“... In Translation”)
Centered around: Sayid

Episode 22
Centered around: Kate

But 22 doesn’t represent season’s end. We confirmed today there are 24 episodes to this supersized first season.

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