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UNLEASHED review

Had a chance to see UNLEASHED the other day. SXSW arranged for me to present the film during the upcoming festival, and so I asked Rogue Pictures if I could see the film early to prepare my remarks ahead of time. They agreed.

You see, before I “present” a film, generally I like to see it first to make sure it is something I like to present to a crowd. Ultimately – it doesn’t matter to me if the audience loves the film, so much as me. If I like something, I have the hope that others will like it, but it is never a requirement.

Now – as soon as they agreed, and set up a screening at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE VILLAGE, I called up all my friends (ie, not the folks that forsake Austin for New Zealand) and me sweetie and set out for DANNY THE DOG now UNLEASHED. I’ve been excited about this ever since it was announced that Louis Leterrier had signed aboard as director. Sure, I love Luc Besson and Jet Li, but both of them have proven to be problematic from time to time… but Louis Leterrier – with his one film track record of THE TRANSPORTER… well, he’s got the promise of an untarnished past.

Just about everyone that followed my wheeling ass into the screening room. The time was set up for a noon start and wouldn’t you know it… the print arrived late to the theater so the crack Drafthouse team was working at ramming speed to get the print threaded and shown. In the meanwhile, we all entered into a friendly discussion of the possibility of the film sucking versus ruling. The key problem being… if they try to explain how they turned Jet into a dog, it might get ridiculous like oh thinking of taking a blood sample from a rock to test its midichlorians content.

When the film finally got stared we were all anxious as hell. Just like a badass to be fashionably late to a party, to pique everyone’s anticipation a bit.

This film is fucking fantastic.

Not only is it far cooler than THE TRANSPORTER, but… It is the best thing Luc Besson’s name has been associated with since LEON (THE PROFESSIONAL). In fact, it is easily hands down the best English Language Jet Li movie… and is the best non-period film he’s been in. In addition, this is the best performance in Jet Li’s career.

What THE PROFESSIONAL was to the Italian Hitman Genre, UNLEASHED is to the English Language Contemporary Martial Arts film. Using nearly the exact same formula writing that Besson applied to THE PROFESSIONAL, he has once again returned to.

UNLEASHED is equal parts Mary Shelly’s FRANKENSTEIN (the book, not the movies) and THE LONG GOOD FRIDAY mixed with THE PROFESSIONAL. At it’s heart the movie is a story about an abused child turned into a child/monster by a criminal madman. However, like in FRANKENSTEIN – the creation gets free and longs for knowledge… He finds a musical blind man, who shows Danny the first kindness he’s ever found.

I’m not going to take you through the film. Instead, I just want to communicate the vibe of this thing.

The Violence- This comes in sections. First the Action is choreographed by Yuen Woo-Ping. This isn’t elegant smooth action. Rather, it seems that our friend Tony Jaa from Thailand has hit with a fascinating result. Gone from Woo-Ping’s choreography is the lyrical ballet of it all – instead now we have incredibly intense realistic violence. Jet strikes with fury, anger and lethal effects. He will bite, slam heads repeatedly into the floor till bloody… he will beat the shit out of anyone in his way and it will not for a moment be pretty. The wonderful thing about this film is… the first instances of violence elicit a feeling of “BADASS!” from ya, but the latter violence carries a sadness… as if here’s a lost soul that will not escape the horror of his past.

The Emotion- With Morgan Freeman and Kerry Condon inviting Danny into their care, we get a very nice sense of a nutty family. In much the same way that we saw Mathilda and Leon in THE PROFESSIONAL, except this time it’s the killer on the doorstep of innocence. The situation is reversed. And like that film – there is nearly an hour of just building this relationship – and Morgan Freeman, Kerry Condon and Jet Li are all so damn charismatic together… I never for a second missed the mayhem. In fact, I was building an emotional bond with these characters.

Bob Hoskins – I know I started with Violence and Emotions – but BOB HOSKINS is a force of nature in this flick. He’s a sleazy piece of shit manipulative British bastard in this film. From his whoring to his lying to just off-hand remarks he makes… he’s an over the top madman in this thing. Now – he doesn’t quite top Oldman’s “EEEEVVVVVERRRRYYOOONNNNEEEE!” but he’s not a pill-popping drug freak. His attempt to care for Jet’s Danny is possibly the most despicable aspect of his loathsome character. But he pulls it off with gritty panache that endears him.

Overall – the action is top notch, the characters and emotion of the piece deliver incredibly well and if you see this with the sort of girl that isn’t turned off to violent movies, but likes for it to be about more – the film will score high. Now gals, if you’re taking a namby pamby guy to this… his ass will rupture from the kicks this’ll give him… so remember, take a real man. This movie drips testosterone and estrogen in equal parts, and the result is really something cool as hell.

Way to go Jet, Luc and Louis! Good show! Now, Louis… Hurry up with that TRANSPORTER 2, I can hardly wait!

Added:

Can't believe I forgot to mention MASSIVE ATTACK's music for this film. It is a perfect fit for the movie. And since this film's primary genre is BADASS COOL AS FUCK ASSKICKING... that means their music is also BADASS COOL AS FUCK ASSKICKING. It is never distracting and always enhances the film, the action and the emotion. Perfect marriage of music and film.

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Been looking forward to this (yes, even when it was called "Dann
by JTylor
Mar 6th, 2005
10:58:26 PM
Been hearing good things about this one
by Terry_1978
Mar 6th, 2005
10:58:28 PM
I would totally...
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Mar 6th, 2005
11:02:57 PM
i saw this trailer in front of
by speed
Mar 6th, 2005
11:22:13 PM
I thought this was Danny the Dog...
by pencil-man
Mar 6th, 2005
11:32:55 PM
The Transporter was lame
by full_time_killer
Mar 6th, 2005
11:46:30 PM
Eddie Valiant Vs. Fong Sai Yuk!
by Miracleman
Mar 6th, 2005
11:51:56 PM
I can't believe how much I want to see this.
by pomattovich
Mar 7th, 2005
12:09:03 AM
No article on this site would be complete without a douchbag Sta
by I Dunno
Mar 7th, 2005
12:25:07 AM
Transporter's hand-to-hand combat was an empty paper cup
by George Newman
Mar 7th, 2005
01:33:15 AM
cool news indead
by Krigan
Mar 7th, 2005
01:53:30 AM
Kudos
by BillEmic
Mar 7th, 2005
02:06:30 AM
Shades of Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu!
by Sam Bones
Mar 7th, 2005
02:08:57 AM
I can't fucking WAIT to see this!!!!!!
by zillabeast
Mar 7th, 2005
02:35:50 AM
My issues with The Transporter
by fertilecelluloid
Mar 7th, 2005
02:51:44 AM
Phew, glad others didn't like The Transporter
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Mar 7th, 2005
03:27:54 AM
Massive Attack
by DaveC
Mar 7th, 2005
05:45:58 AM
Danny the Dog is far better a title.
by Trevor Goodchild
Mar 7th, 2005
05:52:17 AM
Stephen Norrington for X3
by Trevor Goodchild
Mar 7th, 2005
05:53:18 AM
This is sounding good....but.....
by Big_Bubbaloola
Mar 7th, 2005
09:16:49 AM
go back to school
by gredenko
Mar 7th, 2005
09:45:04 AM
Wait: Harry has a "sweetie?"
by godric
Mar 7th, 2005
09:54:03 AM
is this film rated R or pg-13?
by fried samurai
Mar 7th, 2005
09:58:49 AM
Bah, all that matters is that they used Muse in the trailer
by Monkey Butler
Mar 7th, 2005
11:02:50 AM
Saw Unleashed (Danny the Dog) in France last month...
by the_pissboy1
Mar 7th, 2005
11:30:15 AM
Unleashed - fix
by the_pissboy1
Mar 7th, 2005
11:30:55 AM
I thought he meant ice cream
by Hoke Mosley
Mar 7th, 2005
11:51:21 AM
fried samurai
by the_pissboy1
Mar 7th, 2005
01:46:05 PM
is it just me?
by samuraisix
Mar 7th, 2005
04:20:47 PM
thanks for the info pissboy
by fried samurai
Mar 7th, 2005
04:21:01 PM
The Transporter was crap
by LordSoth
Mar 7th, 2005
05:28:15 PM
Can't wait for this
by RowanM
Mar 7th, 2005
05:32:52 PM
AND
by RowanM
Mar 7th, 2005
05:34:29 PM
Didn't read the whole thing...
by SuperTooth
Mar 7th, 2005
07:59:41 PM
May 13th release date?!
by zillabeast
Mar 8th, 2005
12:13:00 AM
The Transporter had a bound & gagged Shu Qi...
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 8th, 2005
12:29:32 AM
i love it when harry starts comparing a crappy movie to equal pa
by Lou C.
Mar 8th, 2005
12:40:23 AM
Thought the Transporter was a deriavative, unimpressive mess -
by WeedyMcSmokey
Mar 8th, 2005
08:47:36 AM
Forgive me
by DannyOcean01
Mar 8th, 2005
09:43:03 AM
UNLEASED
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:16:46 AM
"Using nearly the exact same formula writing that Besson applied
by Nice Marmot
Mar 8th, 2005
11:17:12 AM
UNCREASED
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:19:30 AM
UNSHISHED
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:21:31 AM
UNYEAST
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:23:24 AM
UNGEEST
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:24:45 AM
UNFLEECED
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:28:46 AM
UNRELEASED
by Barney Hood
Mar 8th, 2005
11:31:49 AM
Holy bear knuckles slapping french spit on a misty shore side ni
by Neosamurai85
Mar 8th, 2005
01:11:58 PM
Damnit guys The Transporter was fun!
by Neosamurai85
Mar 8th, 2005
01:23:14 PM
Hey Barney Hood...
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Mar 8th, 2005
05:43:41 PM
Another alternative title for this film:
by Christopher3
Mar 8th, 2005
06:52:25 PM
Am I crazy...
by Bruce Vain
Mar 8th, 2005
08:10:56 PM
Oh my God! Now it all makes sense!
by heywood jablomie
Mar 8th, 2005
11:50:55 PM
my problem with the transporter
by 81666
Mar 9th, 2005
12:02:03 AM
I am Yulaw! I am no man's bitch!
by onabara
Mar 17th, 2005
04:53:19 AM
Danny the Dog, gosh darnit
by jancola
Apr 1st, 2005
01:31:59 PM
Bruce, you may not be crazy after all!
by Fiss
Apr 24th, 2005
05:36:37 PM
Unleashed
by Starling577
May 23rd, 2005
06:33:33 AM

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