Learn When YourFavorite Show Ends!!All Your Finale Are Belong To Us!!

I am – Hercules!!

Here’s a weird trend. Lots of people emailing me asking for finale dates. At first I thought they mocked Mighty Herc, because a recent TV Guide had the words “Hot Finales” on its cover, and a load of dates inside. But I guess people don’t read TV Guide the way they used to.

When I asked one of these emailers, "Why the finale-date craving?" this response followed: “We’re thinking about having a party. We come to you because, y’know, Buffy Bash.”

Well, okay then! Here’s the rundown!

According to Jim May 17
Alias May 25
All of Us May 24
The Amazing Race May 10
American Idol May 25
America’s Next Top Model May 18
Andromeda* May 19
The Apprentice May 19
The Bachelor May 16
Blind Justice May 17
Blue Collar TV May 19
Charmed May 22
The Contender May 24
CSI May 19
CSI: Miami May 23
CSI: New York May 18
Cold Case May 22
Cuts May 23
Deadwood May 22
Desperate Housewives May 22
ER May 19
Eve May 24
Everwood May 23
Everybody Loves Raymond* May 16
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition May 22
Eyes May 11
Fear Factor May 23
Girlfriends May 23
The George Lopez Show May 17
Gilmore Girls May 17
Half & Half May 23
Hope & Faith May 5
House May 24
Jack & Bobby May 11
JAG* April 29
Joey May 12
Judging Amy May 3
Kevin Hill May 18
The King of Queens May 18
King of the Hill May 15
Kojak May 22
Las Vegas May 23
Law & Order May 18
Law & Order: Criminal Intent May 25
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit May 24
Law & Order: Trial By Jury May 6
Life on a Stick May 18
Living With Fran May 20
Lost May 25
Making the Band 3 May 5
Malcolm in the Middle May 15
My Wife & Kids May 17
Medium May 23
Navy NCIS May 24
Numb3rs May 13
The OC May 19
One on One May 23
One Tree Hill May 24
Project Greenlight May 12
Reba May 20
Revelations May 18
Scrubs May 10
7th Heaven May 23
The Shield June 7
The Simple Life May 12
The Simpsons May 15
Smallville May 18
Stacked May 11
Star Trek: Enterprise* May 13
Still Standing May 23
Supernanny May 2
Survivor May 15
That ‘70s Show May 18
Third Watch* May 6
24 May 23
Two and a Half Men May 23
Veronica Mars May 10
What I Like About You May 20
Will & Grace May 19
Without A Trace May 19
Yes, Dear May 18

Season-box sets to help ease separation anxiety:
Alias
Battlestar Galactica
Gilmore Girls
Lost
The Sopranos
24
The Wire
The West Wing

Amazing season-box sets for shows in no danger of returning:
Angel
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Columbo
Firefly
Freaks and Geeks
Kung Fu
Moonlighting
Murder One
Northern Exposure
Oz
The Prisoner
SCTV
Star Trek
Twin Peaks
Wonderfalls

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