Well here's a great breakdown on the characters in AUSTIN POWERS 2 by our spy, Mon Manikus. Sounds like it should be fun, eh? Well here ya go...
Hello to Harry and to everyone and anyone else who reads this. . .I'm a long time reader and first time sender, but, considering I have some friends in high places, I do, occasionally get dirt on upcoming movies and have decided to share the wealth (a weak term, I know). I know people who read AICN will say I'm probably full of crumb, but, hey, who cares, right? I just got this info. and decided to share it with the rest of the world. Anyway, this is an extensive character breakdown of "Austin Powers 2." I know some of it is known already, but, hey, as I said, I just wanted to share the wealth. So, enjoy. I hope to contribute more at some point, but, my sources have switched departments making info. harder to come by. I hope you all find this interesting:
FELICITY SHAGWELL: Female/20s. Austin's sexy, attractive, long auburn haired CIA contact in 1969. Felicity loses her life at the end, but Austin goes back in time to save her and win her heart.
SCOTT EVIL: Male/18. Dr. Evil's son, newly graduated from high school. Hates what his father represents -- dates a black pantherette in 1969 -- Goatee and multiple piercings. - will probably be reprised by Seth Green.
BASIL EXPOSITION: Male/50s. British Intelligence chief. Wears medals. Exasperated with Austin, sends him on a mission back in time to stop Dr. Evil.
FAT BASTARD: Male/40s. 400 pound Scotsman. Evil henchman of Dr. Evil's Swears constantly, which is "bleeped" out throughout the film.
ROBIN SWALLOWS: Female/20s. Sexy girl at Fat Bastard's party who slips that she knows Dr. Evil under Austin's questioning. Fat Bastard's girlfriend.
NUMBER TWO: Male/40s. A member of Dr. Evil's cabinet of Evil. Evil's number two man.
FRAU FARBISSINA: Female/30s. Dr. Evil's team member -- she flies on board the space shuttle as part of Evil's plan. Masculine looking with a butch female lover.
MINI-ME: Male/30s. A miniature version of Dr. Evil.
IVANA HUMPALOT: Female/20s. Tall and angular supermodel. Trades top secrets. Gets into bed with Austin, who can't get it up. A Russian spy.
VANESSA: Female/20s. Beauty from the first Austin Powers. Marries Austin, turns out to be a "fem-bot" tries to kill Austin -- gets vanquished. Machine gun breasts.
VLAD: Male/50s. Bearded, long-haired commune leader who urges Dr. Evil to share his secrets with his group. Later wishes he hadn't asked.
GURO PITKA: Swami who gives Austin advice on how to get his mojo back. Played by Mike.
US PRESIDENT: Male/50s. Tells Dr. Evil he wants too much money.
PRINCIPAL: Male/40s. High school principal who graduates Scott Evil.
WAITER: Assassin in Fat Bastard's kitchen. Gives up info on Dr. Evil.
MESSENGER: Male/30s. Bursts in to give Basil Exposition the news that Dr. Evil is back!
PSYCHOLOGIST: Male/50s. Suggests that Austin build a "shag pad" to create an environment conducive to maximizing his erotic power.
ALAN ZEUS GUY: Male/30s. Very gay cameo who appears and says things like, "Meanwhile, back at the ranch."
ANGELA: African-American female/20s. Scott's radical black power girlfriend.
INSPECTOR CLAYTON: Male/40s. British cop who investigates bloody death of Opera star Austin's accidentally killed for his costume.
FORENSIC PHOTOGRAPHER: Male/any age. Takes shots of gruesome crime scene.
PC JONES: Male/20s. Young cop who vomits at the crime scene.
ICE CREAM MAN: Male/any age. Asks Austin: "crushed nuts?"
GUARD AT DR. EVIL'S VOLCANO LAIR: Male/30s. Feels Austin's erection in his back and thinks Austin's holding a gun.
BOB: Rastafarian who picks up Austin and Felicity, gives them a ride with 2 other RASTAS.
ASSASSIN: Male/40s. London 1969 assassin who tries to run Austin and Felicity off the road and gets killed instead.
CANDY STRIPE NURSE: Female/20s. Very pretty. Wants to give Austin a sponge bath. Austin, without his mojo, could care less, and ignores her to finish reading an article about the Suez canal.
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