What the spy didn't realize is the actual title is AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, though what we will first see on screen is the title he gives. But here you go, and the spoilers below will no doubt enlighten you on your quest to being groovy baby! But they are spoilers. So beware...
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I received a a script for the news Austin Powers movie a few days ago. It was the final draft of the script and it was dated June 1998. The title of the new Austin Powers movie will be called........................... Austin Powers 2- The Wrath of Khan. Now, I know what your thinking right now. Why the hell would it be named after Star Trek 2? Anyway, the script starts out with opening credits. The credits are meant to be a few screens telling about the movie. The first screen jokes about how this movie is the same title of Star Trek 2- Wrath of Khan. Then the next screen says how they'll probably be entangled in a huge law suit because of the title. Then the next screen says how the filmakers are now involved in a 200 million dollar law suit with the makers of Star Trek. Then, the next screen says how the the title of Austin Powers 2 has now been changed to an explicit title. Then the next title says how the MPAA won't allow them to use the title. Finally, the last title says how they have chosen a name for the movie.
The first scene of the movie starts of during the last scene of Austin Powers one when Austin Powers and Ms. Kennsington are celebrating their honeymoon. In the first scene of the movie, Ms. Kennsington turns into a fembot and tries to kill Austin Powers. Austin Powers kills her and then realizes that his life has now changed. So, he strips naked and goes to a nude beach. That is when the opening credits start. I found it odd how the opening credits were carefully mapped out in the screenplay. For example, when Austin Powers sat next to a woman, the titles would cover both the womans and his private parts.
Next, we see Dr. Evil in his lair. Once again, he is devising a plan to take over the world. In his lair, he is met by Number 2, the ugly german lady who created the fembots, and a new villain named Fat Bastard. Fat Bastard is a fat scottish guy with a kilt on. In the script, it indicates he will be played by Mike Myers( like his role as the father in So I Married An Axe Murderer). Every time Fat Batard swears, the words are bleeped out. Now, Dr. Evil also has Malebots that have machine guns and bazookas for their dicks.
While in his lair, Dr. Evil decides to build a time machine. With his time machine, he wants to go back to when Austin Powers was frozen and steal his mojo(sex drive). Dr. Evil wants to use the mojo on himself because he thinks that if he has love, then he will be more powerful and be able to take over the world. Once again, he holds the world ransom for a shitlaod of money.
Back in the 90's, Austin Powers finds that he can't get an erection or have any super powers. Then, Austin Powers is sent back in time to the 1960's to find Dr. Evil and get his mojo back. While in the 60's, Austin Powers is teamed up with a new partner named Felicity Shagwell(who I presume is being played by Heather Graham as I have heard). Felicity Shagwell is very tough like Ms. Kensington. Unlike Ms. Kensington, she likes to shag a lot and she liked Austin Powers because he was a shag machine! When Austin Powers comes back without his mojo, she gets tired of him and they don't get a long.
Most of the movie takes place in the 1960's. A funny part is when both Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are using 90's terms while in the 60's. For example, when Dr. Evil tells the U.S. president in the 60's for 100 billion dollars ransom, the president keeps on saying he doesn't have it. So, Dr. Evil keeps on saying, Show me the money! Of course, the president doens't get it and it turns into a hillarious piece.
Also, another funny part of the script is referring to Dr. Evil's spaceship. Unlike in Austin Powers 1 where it was in the shape of a Bob's Big Boy, its now in the shape of a dick. When it is flying through the air, people look at it and say it looks like a giant dick. However, just before the person is about to say dick, it cuts to the next scene where someone says like cock-a- doodle, rod, or jimmy. An example is someone is about to say that it looks like a dick when it cuts to a man and a woman lying on a beach. The woman turns to the man and says, "Rod." The man is Rod Stewart(he may actually make a cameo in the film like Richard Grieco did in A Night at the Roxbury).
Also, Dr. Evil brings Scott back to the 1960's with him. Number 2 and the german lady aren't in the movie very much. The script was around 100 pages with 5 pages of it being the opening sequence/credits. The script started out cheesy at first and got funnier as it went along. There gonna have to add some filler stuff to make the movie around the same length of the original.
Despite the first half being cheesy, the script payed off at the end. This film will be very fucken funny I predict! This movie will be a hit.
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