Glen here...

...with some news about what James Cameron is up to.

MARKO RAMIUS, THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, and TATIANA NIKOLAEVNA DONSKAYA have been hard at work over in Russia.

Despite the singularly oppressive weather (and the rather bad runny noses which came with it), the stealthy trio managed to shimmy up a rickety phone pole to intercept some telephonic communications and FAX transmissions.

In a scene shockingly reminiscent of various Warner Bros. cartoons, our heroes fell to the ground when their pole was chopped down by a renegade splinter group - who dragged our trio away and tortured them endlessly, hoping to find out State Secrets with which they could barter for a suitcase sized Tactical Nuclear Weapon.

Well, the splinter group had no clue who James Cameron was, quickly realized there were no State Secrets to be had, and released our pathetic trio to issue this report. I have interpreted it to the best of my ability. I hope it makes sense...

Jessica Alba being considered for lead in Cameron's DARK ANGEL TV series ((previously covered on Coaxial)). This from CAA sources.

Cameron may dive TITANIC again - smaller ROVs to penetrate deeper into ship's wreckage. Other locations to follow? Maybe BISMARK; downed Soviet NUCLEAR SUBMARINE; geological "hot sites" = thermal vents on ocean floor. Documentary may follow...

That's all they said before hurrying across the formidable tundra - something about catching a Gulf Fire out of Leningrad...