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Published on Wednesday, May 5, 1999 - 3:19am |
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Harry's reaction to the STAR WARS EPISODE ONE reviews
Ya know folks, this is really interesting. I've never seen so many 'hesitant' reviews all in one place around one movie.
People actually seem a bit confused by their own reactions. Not being able to really say they didn't like it, but not being able to say they loved it, and ya know what?
It reminded me of what happened when ENCOUNTER AT FARPOINT aired and STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION was born.
The hard core fans wanted Classic Treks, but... there was a new generation of fans that hungered for something new... different, and then there were those that were confused by it. Ya know, it's kinda like trying them Dutch French Fries in Mayo. It's a type of food I like, but... ya know... I hadn't tried it like this before.
What we are beginning to get a picture of is this.... Are these movies for us? Are these new Star Wars films made for all us old foggie fans or are they made for a generation that hasn't really discovered it. Those kids, who like us all them years ago, are going to stumble into the theaters and be swept away. The kids that force their parents to buy it all! Kids that'll want to open and play with the toys. Will this be the case?
I don't know.
I think we've all been harboring secret unvoiced fears about the flipside to the orgasm where the Husband barges in whilst you're with this babe you picked up at the bar thinking she was single. Will this be the case? An instant loss of erection for geeks around the world?
I don't think so. In fact.... I believe we are all going to be in better shape to see this movie thinking it's not everything we hope it to be. If we walk into that theater deathly afraid of JAR JAR. Scared about the acting of Jake Lloyd, and believing that Darth Maul appears for 9 minutes of the film and speaks only a handful of lines. Then... then it may be possible that we'll become very very happy folks when we see our own perceived reality of the screening.
The final sound wasn't on these prints, and the final color correction wasn't done... but folks... these are the screenings that have been set up so critics can have their reviews out on May 19th. This is the finished film, the changes will be imperceptable to 98% of the people that see both prints.
Lucas isn't CHANGING anything. These reviews are all positive in a limited way, while a couple are quite excited.
So, read those reviews (they are non-spoiler reviews) and tell your friends your fears. Then go... get in line. Feel nervous. Feel like you're wasting your time. That this film will be shit, then let it unfurl and take you away.
Right now I'm a little kid. I got my toys, my score and my friends come over and we play. I'm getting giddy, I'm getting excited because... it's here. The reviews were not pans nor high praises nor mediocre. They were... "Not what I was expecting" kinda things. Good. Very good.
Well, I'm going to sleep now. I need to rest, I've got a long day today. Ya know, this whole Star Wars ride has been a real blast.... I can't wait to see what is coming next....
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Reader Talkback
exactly by Mathias | May 5th, 1999 04:41:59 AM | "Luke"warm reviews not a
problem ... by Lennier | May 5th, 1999 05:22:47 AM | This is to be expected... by Achilles | May 5th, 1999 05:47:44 AM | The Next Long Wait by ToastyKen | May 5th, 1999 05:58:49 AM | thanks by kev | May 5th, 1999 05:59:08 AM | thanks by kev | May 5th, 1999 05:59:35 AM | a few thoughts on the whole
deal by WhiteRabbit | May 5th, 1999 06:04:45 AM | Years of fears by Serdar Yegulalp | May 5th, 1999 06:43:48 AM | Check this out by Ciara | May 5th, 1999 06:50:37 AM | Lucas said Episode 1 by Norm3 | May 5th, 1999 06:58:53 AM | Reviews & Desperation by DarthSidius | May 5th, 1999 07:02:02 AM | Anakin's theme composed on the
toilet. by JudgeWD | May 5th, 1999 07:03:53 AM | Lucas is a god- deal with it. by The Consul | May 5th, 1999 07:11:08 AM | Dammit, you people..... by ElGuapoDeluxe | May 5th, 1999 07:17:35 AM | The next most anticipated film
in motion picture history by Mike D | May 5th, 1999 07:24:33 AM | This all sounds a lot like my
childhood reactions to the
origina by Bundren | May 5th, 1999 07:25:50 AM | A little perspective from my
experience by Boaz | May 5th, 1999 08:05:53 AM | I can't believe some of you by angry | May 5th, 1999 08:33:14 AM | Senator Lott Dod by Redleader | May 5th, 1999 08:38:39 AM | My fears have been
validated... by HAL9000 | May 5th, 1999 08:46:19 AM | Now I'm starting to enjoy
this! by Chyren | May 5th, 1999 08:49:17 AM | My aren't we cynical.... by DirkBelig | May 5th, 1999 09:26:09 AM | Well Put Harry! by outtolunchguy | May 5th, 1999 09:26:27 AM | My Perspective by Erik M. Hunter | May 5th, 1999 10:11:51 AM | Minds are developed more. by CaptainDallas | May 5th, 1999 10:15:09 AM | star wars review by tkip | May 5th, 1999 10:43:25 AM | Past Disappointments by The Junketeer | May 5th, 1999 11:08:49 AM | Great Expectations: I hope
Lucas . . . by Jedilips | May 5th, 1999 11:18:21 AM | Know your audience by wildbill | May 5th, 1999 12:46:45 PM | Know your audience by wildbill | May 5th, 1999 12:48:08 PM | Don't blame it on Lucas; blame
it on the WWW by orcrist | May 5th, 1999 12:51:38 PM | Anakin conspiracy by pacifist | May 5th, 1999 01:22:58 PM | HARRY'S IN DENIAL! by HCaulfield | May 5th, 1999 02:02:08 PM | Craft designs (Cyboman) by majorhavok | May 5th, 1999 07:59:30 PM | What's this "we" matured crap? by smilin'jackruby | May 5th, 1999 08:07:58 PM | A little sage-like advice for
the naysayers by Oliver Cumnasty | May 5th, 1999 08:14:37 PM | HCaulfield by Foster Zygote | May 5th, 1999 08:20:33 PM | it sucks being this low by DiceDano | May 5th, 1999 08:34:17 PM | Craft design reply by Foster Zygote | May 5th, 1999 08:48:11 PM | ummmmm... by =weezer= | May 5th, 1999 08:57:05 PM | movie? what movie? by Powerslave | May 5th, 1999 09:20:44 PM | Darth and Maul by buddy | May 5th, 1999 09:24:15 PM | PLEASE TELL ME by Proph JE | May 5th, 1999 09:49:16 PM | What In The Hell is Wrong With
You? by BigFatCat | May 5th, 1999 10:14:06 PM | Who needs them? by Grimm | May 5th, 1999 10:39:33 PM | Hello Whiners by splatterpunk | May 5th, 1999 10:59:19 PM | Episode 1: The most rascist
film ever? by HotAir | May 5th, 1999 11:00:04 PM | Craft Design reply (Foster) by majorhavok | May 5th, 1999 11:24:18 PM | The magic of "Star Wars" by Obi-Wan Kenobi1 | May 5th, 1999 11:31:47 PM | The movie sucks! by Macaque | May 5th, 1999 11:53:01 PM | Majorhavok by Foster Zygote | May 6th, 1999 12:00:34 AM | Hot Air and Macaque by Foster Zygote | May 6th, 1999 12:09:48 AM | Anyone remember Titanic ?? by Retro | May 6th, 1999 12:19:52 AM | by Cthulu | May 6th, 1999 01:29:38 AM | Star Wars: Episode I: The
Phantom Menace Screenings!! by HOTT | May 6th, 1999 08:08:43 AM | Negative Reviews for Episode
I, My two cents by THX1117 | May 6th, 1999 08:43:10 AM | Remember Harry, it is too easy
to be anal about movies these
day by Eparabola | May 6th, 1999 09:12:50 AM | Don't Worry, Be Happy! by 6LoneStars | May 6th, 1999 09:24:32 AM | Unmemorable craft designs by cyboman | May 6th, 1999 09:27:45 AM | READ THIS YOU NEGATIVE
TREKKERS! by GAYJEDI | May 6th, 1999 09:41:08 AM | With Your Own Eyes by mattmanforever | May 6th, 1999 09:53:26 AM | Origin of "Lott Dod" - maybe by Drexl Aubuchon | May 6th, 1999 10:05:27 AM | LEO TO BE THE NEXT ANAKIN! by Chi-town | May 6th, 1999 10:17:10 AM | "I knew it!! I knew it!!" by Agent Davis | May 6th, 1999 10:20:44 AM | Jar Jar's
buttocks....mmmmmmm.....yum...
... by Uncapie | May 6th, 1999 10:22:45 AM | Believe by Ndogo | May 6th, 1999 10:48:34 AM | I Think we matured.... by 20th Century Fox | May 6th, 1999 10:53:01 AM | It's probably exactly as it
should be... by marvelluis | May 6th, 1999 04:10:02 PM | It doesn't make sense. by bw | May 6th, 1999 07:07:49 PM | This is what George Lucas and
Rick McCullam perdicted. by JSG | May 6th, 1999 08:52:01 PM | EXCELLENT POSTS EVERYBODY!!! by JSG | May 6th, 1999 10:15:25 PM | Phantom Menace by JHBlando | May 7th, 1999 02:33:09 AM | Uh, JMS..? by Roadblock | May 7th, 1999 09:03:24 AM | star wars. by tkip | May 7th, 1999 07:03:58 PM | A F#$@CKING movie a child 5
years & younger!!! by Darth Nopey-Dog | May 10th, 1999 02:38:14 AM | Oh well , now that I've got my
frustration out... by Darth Nopey-Dog | May 10th, 1999 02:44:59 AM | Phantom Menace Expectations by The UnGod | May 10th, 1999 09:59:46 PM | Star Wars Reviews by lcabello | May 11th, 1999 06:28:07 AM | Why dumb down TPM to kids
level? by courton | May 16th, 1999 01:01:00 AM | Episode I by Stischer47 | May 16th, 1999 03:02:04 PM | Think of the big picture.... by Zer0 | May 17th, 1999 02:25:37 PM | You Can't Go Home Again by TheStranger | May 17th, 1999 02:57:08 PM | Time for the truth by Jerk_Sisko | May 18th, 1999 01:23:22 AM | My god, this is hilarious in
retrospect by Adiaphoron | May 19th, 2005 01:28:45 AM | People want to like the film,
which makes it worse. by Wolfpack | Jul 23rd, 2006 09:27:24 PM |
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