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Harry's reaction to the STAR WARS EPISODE ONE reviews

Ya know folks, this is really interesting. I've never seen so many 'hesitant' reviews all in one place around one movie.

People actually seem a bit confused by their own reactions. Not being able to really say they didn't like it, but not being able to say they loved it, and ya know what?

It reminded me of what happened when ENCOUNTER AT FARPOINT aired and STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION was born.

The hard core fans wanted Classic Treks, but... there was a new generation of fans that hungered for something new... different, and then there were those that were confused by it. Ya know, it's kinda like trying them Dutch French Fries in Mayo. It's a type of food I like, but... ya know... I hadn't tried it like this before.

What we are beginning to get a picture of is this.... Are these movies for us? Are these new Star Wars films made for all us old foggie fans or are they made for a generation that hasn't really discovered it. Those kids, who like us all them years ago, are going to stumble into the theaters and be swept away. The kids that force their parents to buy it all! Kids that'll want to open and play with the toys. Will this be the case?

I don't know.

I think we've all been harboring secret unvoiced fears about the flipside to the orgasm where the Husband barges in whilst you're with this babe you picked up at the bar thinking she was single. Will this be the case? An instant loss of erection for geeks around the world?

I don't think so. In fact.... I believe we are all going to be in better shape to see this movie thinking it's not everything we hope it to be. If we walk into that theater deathly afraid of JAR JAR. Scared about the acting of Jake Lloyd, and believing that Darth Maul appears for 9 minutes of the film and speaks only a handful of lines. Then... then it may be possible that we'll become very very happy folks when we see our own perceived reality of the screening.

The final sound wasn't on these prints, and the final color correction wasn't done... but folks... these are the screenings that have been set up so critics can have their reviews out on May 19th. This is the finished film, the changes will be imperceptable to 98% of the people that see both prints.

Lucas isn't CHANGING anything. These reviews are all positive in a limited way, while a couple are quite excited.

So, read those reviews (they are non-spoiler reviews) and tell your friends your fears. Then go... get in line. Feel nervous. Feel like you're wasting your time. That this film will be shit, then let it unfurl and take you away.

Right now I'm a little kid. I got my toys, my score and my friends come over and we play. I'm getting giddy, I'm getting excited because... it's here. The reviews were not pans nor high praises nor mediocre. They were... "Not what I was expecting" kinda things. Good. Very good.

Well, I'm going to sleep now. I need to rest, I've got a long day today. Ya know, this whole Star Wars ride has been a real blast.... I can't wait to see what is coming next....

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exactly
by Mathias
May 5th, 1999
04:41:59 AM
"Luke"warm reviews not a problem ...
by Lennier
May 5th, 1999
05:22:47 AM
This is to be expected...
by Achilles
May 5th, 1999
05:47:44 AM
The Next Long Wait
by ToastyKen
May 5th, 1999
05:58:49 AM
thanks
by kev
May 5th, 1999
05:59:08 AM
thanks
by kev
May 5th, 1999
05:59:35 AM
a few thoughts on the whole deal
by WhiteRabbit
May 5th, 1999
06:04:45 AM
Years of fears
by Serdar Yegulalp
May 5th, 1999
06:43:48 AM
Check this out
by Ciara
May 5th, 1999
06:50:37 AM
Lucas said Episode 1
by Norm3
May 5th, 1999
06:58:53 AM
Reviews & Desperation
by DarthSidius
May 5th, 1999
07:02:02 AM
Anakin's theme composed on the toilet.
by JudgeWD
May 5th, 1999
07:03:53 AM
Lucas is a god- deal with it.
by The Consul
May 5th, 1999
07:11:08 AM
Dammit, you people.....
by ElGuapoDeluxe
May 5th, 1999
07:17:35 AM
The next most anticipated film in motion picture history
by Mike D
May 5th, 1999
07:24:33 AM
This all sounds a lot like my childhood reactions to the origina
by Bundren
May 5th, 1999
07:25:50 AM
A little perspective from my experience
by Boaz
May 5th, 1999
08:05:53 AM
I can't believe some of you
by angry
May 5th, 1999
08:33:14 AM
Senator Lott Dod
by Redleader
May 5th, 1999
08:38:39 AM
My fears have been validated...
by HAL9000
May 5th, 1999
08:46:19 AM
Now I'm starting to enjoy this!
by Chyren
May 5th, 1999
08:49:17 AM
My aren't we cynical....
by DirkBelig
May 5th, 1999
09:26:09 AM
Well Put Harry!
by outtolunchguy
May 5th, 1999
09:26:27 AM
My Perspective
by Erik M. Hunter
May 5th, 1999
10:11:51 AM
Minds are developed more.
by CaptainDallas
May 5th, 1999
10:15:09 AM
star wars review
by tkip
May 5th, 1999
10:43:25 AM
Past Disappointments
by The Junketeer
May 5th, 1999
11:08:49 AM
Great Expectations: I hope Lucas . . .
by Jedilips
May 5th, 1999
11:18:21 AM
Know your audience
by wildbill
May 5th, 1999
12:46:45 PM
Know your audience
by wildbill
May 5th, 1999
12:48:08 PM
Don't blame it on Lucas; blame it on the WWW
by orcrist
May 5th, 1999
12:51:38 PM
Anakin conspiracy
by pacifist
May 5th, 1999
01:22:58 PM
HARRY'S IN DENIAL!
by HCaulfield
May 5th, 1999
02:02:08 PM
Craft designs (Cyboman)
by majorhavok
May 5th, 1999
07:59:30 PM
What's this "we" matured crap?
by smilin'jackruby
May 5th, 1999
08:07:58 PM
A little sage-like advice for the naysayers
by Oliver Cumnasty
May 5th, 1999
08:14:37 PM
HCaulfield
by Foster Zygote
May 5th, 1999
08:20:33 PM
it sucks being this low
by DiceDano
May 5th, 1999
08:34:17 PM
Craft design reply
by Foster Zygote
May 5th, 1999
08:48:11 PM
ummmmm...
by =weezer=
May 5th, 1999
08:57:05 PM
movie? what movie?
by Powerslave
May 5th, 1999
09:20:44 PM
Darth and Maul
by buddy
May 5th, 1999
09:24:15 PM
PLEASE TELL ME
by Proph JE
May 5th, 1999
09:49:16 PM
What In The Hell is Wrong With You?
by BigFatCat
May 5th, 1999
10:14:06 PM
Who needs them?
by Grimm
May 5th, 1999
10:39:33 PM
Hello Whiners
by splatterpunk
May 5th, 1999
10:59:19 PM
Episode 1: The most rascist film ever?
by HotAir
May 5th, 1999
11:00:04 PM
Craft Design reply (Foster)
by majorhavok
May 5th, 1999
11:24:18 PM
The magic of "Star Wars"
by Obi-Wan Kenobi1
May 5th, 1999
11:31:47 PM
The movie sucks!
by Macaque
May 5th, 1999
11:53:01 PM
Majorhavok
by Foster Zygote
May 6th, 1999
12:00:34 AM
Hot Air and Macaque
by Foster Zygote
May 6th, 1999
12:09:48 AM
Anyone remember Titanic ??
by Retro
May 6th, 1999
12:19:52 AM

by Cthulu
May 6th, 1999
01:29:38 AM
Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace Screenings!!
by HOTT
May 6th, 1999
08:08:43 AM
Negative Reviews for Episode I, My two cents
by THX1117
May 6th, 1999
08:43:10 AM
Remember Harry, it is too easy to be anal about movies these day
by Eparabola
May 6th, 1999
09:12:50 AM
Don't Worry, Be Happy!
by 6LoneStars
May 6th, 1999
09:24:32 AM
Unmemorable craft designs
by cyboman
May 6th, 1999
09:27:45 AM
READ THIS YOU NEGATIVE TREKKERS!
by GAYJEDI
May 6th, 1999
09:41:08 AM
With Your Own Eyes
by mattmanforever
May 6th, 1999
09:53:26 AM
Origin of "Lott Dod" - maybe
by Drexl Aubuchon
May 6th, 1999
10:05:27 AM
LEO TO BE THE NEXT ANAKIN!
by Chi-town
May 6th, 1999
10:17:10 AM
"I knew it!! I knew it!!"
by Agent Davis
May 6th, 1999
10:20:44 AM
Jar Jar's buttocks....mmmmmmm.....yum... ...
by Uncapie
May 6th, 1999
10:22:45 AM
Believe
by Ndogo
May 6th, 1999
10:48:34 AM
I Think we matured....
by 20th Century Fox
May 6th, 1999
10:53:01 AM
It's probably exactly as it should be...
by marvelluis
May 6th, 1999
04:10:02 PM
It doesn't make sense.
by bw
May 6th, 1999
07:07:49 PM
This is what George Lucas and Rick McCullam perdicted.
by JSG
May 6th, 1999
08:52:01 PM
EXCELLENT POSTS EVERYBODY!!!
by JSG
May 6th, 1999
10:15:25 PM
Phantom Menace
by JHBlando
May 7th, 1999
02:33:09 AM
Uh, JMS..?
by Roadblock
May 7th, 1999
09:03:24 AM
star wars.
by tkip
May 7th, 1999
07:03:58 PM
A F#$@CKING movie a child 5 years & younger!!!
by Darth Nopey-Dog
May 10th, 1999
02:38:14 AM
Oh well , now that I've got my frustration out...
by Darth Nopey-Dog
May 10th, 1999
02:44:59 AM
Phantom Menace Expectations
by The UnGod
May 10th, 1999
09:59:46 PM
Star Wars Reviews
by lcabello
May 11th, 1999
06:28:07 AM
Why dumb down TPM to kids level?
by courton
May 16th, 1999
01:01:00 AM
Episode I
by Stischer47
May 16th, 1999
03:02:04 PM
Think of the big picture....
by Zer0
May 17th, 1999
02:25:37 PM
You Can't Go Home Again
by TheStranger
May 17th, 1999
02:57:08 PM
Time for the truth
by Jerk_Sisko
May 18th, 1999
01:23:22 AM
My god, this is hilarious in retrospect
by Adiaphoron
May 19th, 2005
01:28:45 AM
People want to like the film, which makes it worse.
by Wolfpack
Jul 23rd, 2006
09:27:24 PM

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