Published at: April 9, 2000, 5:55 p.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here. MY GOD... I've just seen John Travolta's appearance on THE TONIGHT SHOW and his clip from the film that he took on Jay Leno's show. Watching this clip from THE TONIGHT SHOW... scared the shit out of me. First, John is talking about how big is evil alien penis is, and how important that is to make him feel evil. Also, that it took a great deal of thought and energy in the process of creating his enormous codpiece. HELLO?!?!?! John boy.... If this is how you are trying to sell interest in your film.... It didn't work with BATMAN AND ROBIN. But wait.... there's more. In the actual clip from the film.... my God. Kelly Preston has an enormous Tongue.... and she's Travolta's evil secretary. So, it's important that the evil secretary, of the evil Travolta, has a giant tongue with which to allude to satisfying the enormous penis of the Evil Boss. Sigh... Well folks, take a look at this clip at your own risk. I must say, that this is just about the most hide your face in the dirt embarrassing looking thing I've ever seen. I really hope this isn't indicative of the rest of the film.
