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SPYder catches a look at the script for FLORA PLUM starring Russell Crowe in his web!

Hey folks, Harry here. Ya know... As I read SPYder's spoiler free review of FLORA PLUM, I found myself beginning to salivate at the concept of this film. You see, there are very few places and times in history that I have an undying affinity for. A 1930's Circus with Freak SideShow is one of them. The time period where to be a geek meant you bit the heads off of a live chicken and didn't have the SPCA coming down on your ass. You ever seen TOD BROWNING'S FREAKS? It is, hands down, one of my all time favorite movies. Now, I don't expect that type of film, but I do have to say... for this film to be 100% super cool, I highly recommend Rick Baker to transform Russell Crowe into the BEAST. It's practically required. And Baker is a huge fan of Lionel, the most famous of this style freak. This film went from nearly ZERO interest to a whole bunch of interest real quick. I can't wait to watch Russell Crowe be the dog face boy!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Geeks of All Ages,

While refining the timing of my high-wire act in the upper strands of my humble web, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye while in mid-flip. My concentration broken, I barely managed to shoot out a web-line just in time to prevent an embarrassing mishap. After gathering my wits about me and making a mental note to work on my landing, I made my way over to the distraction. Oddly enough (and it is all too often odd around here) a poster for Herbert Little’s Traveling Circus had been affixed to one of the gossamer strands of my little web. Even stranger was the bulge under the poster. Delicately peeling away the poster I found, of all things, a screenplay entitled "Flora Plum."

Imagine that.

If I recall correctly, this is the project that Jodie Foster chose to direct rather than reprise her role as Special Agent Clarice Starling in a little picture called "Hannibal" now shooting in Florence, Italy. Given that it now has Mr. Russell "Gladiator" Crowe attached, I thought that "Flora Plum" might be of some interest to the members of the AICN viewing public. I also believe that Ms. Claire Danes may also be involved, as the title character. Beyond that, I don’t know a whole lot about the project. The draft left for me is dated mid 1998, so it’s possible that there have been changes since then.

The story takes place in the 1930’s, centering on the world of a traveling circus as it makes its way around the United States (the mid-west and east, mostly). We begin with footage from a documentary filmed in the early 1940’s, interviewing various members of the circus who are talking about Miss Flora Plum. We get the clear sense there are different impressions of her. Their footage takes back to 1933, when a 19 year old Flora first joins her relatives in the circus. From there, we see the world of the traveling circus; the ups, downs, hardships, and heartbreaks that the various performers endure hoping for their big break: discovery by and recruitment into Blade Devin’s circus. Along the way, Flora becomes closer to success as a performer and to various members of the show, particularly one called The Beast (though his friends call him Jake). As the performer’s hopes rise, the tensions mount, hearts are broken, and drama ensues. Combined with the documentary footage shown along the way, you begin to wonder if Flora is an innocent thrust upon the cruel waves of the real world, or a cleverly conniving manipulative bitch whose true motives are unknown. I’ll skip the ending for you, as it would answer that question to some extent.

The script, written by Steven Rogers, is very well done. The dialogue is tight and feels real. The story and characters capture what it must have been like to be live the life of a traveling circus performer. The funny moments actually had me laughing out loud while reading.

Reading this, Russell Crowe has got to be Jake (The Beast). For all of you X-Men fans out there, this would not be the lovable blue furry Dr. Hank McCoy. This is more like the Dog Faced Boy acts where the performers are afflicted by a rare genetic disorder which produces hair growth all over ones body and face, a la Lon Chaney Jr.’s Wolf Man. I could almost hear Russell’s "Gladiator" voice when I was reading The Beast’s lines (maybe with a little more mid-west and a little less drunken Royal Shakespeare Company). The character is street-wise and sensitive, tinged with the hard edge of having to deal with a world that treated him like a freak his entire life before he found the circus.

Ms. Danes will no doubt make a perfect Flora Plum. I had initial concerns that she might make it a little too weepy (like her Cossette in "Les Miserables"), but then remembered how she surprised me with her Shakespeare in her earlier "Romeo + Juliet" role. I think she’ll do a fine job.

Overall, "Flora Plum" reads well, and has the beginnings of an enjoyable movie. I’m hoping any changes made since this draft will only enhance what has already been done.

Off to perfect that back-flip,

A Spyder

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That freaky IRON GIANT
by Todd
May 24th, 2000
04:31:20 AM
I'm actually getting excited about this project.
by All Thumbs
May 24th, 2000
07:40:02 AM
Meryl Streep's involvement
by Smilin'Jack Ruby
May 24th, 2000
08:57:25 AM
May not get a lot of attention because it sounds artsy, but it s
by superninja
May 24th, 2000
12:28:36 PM
Damn! Beaten to 'One of Us'!
by mephisto666
May 24th, 2000
01:18:21 PM
Watch Fanboy losers eat their words
by Lazarus Long
May 24th, 2000
04:00:50 PM
Hooray For Freaks!
by Justin Sane
May 25th, 2000
01:01:47 PM
Her Momma didn't raise no dummy
by Hals_pal
May 26th, 2000
08:10:29 AM
Wooah Todd!
by FuzzyDog29
May 28th, 2000
05:01:54 PM
Flora Plum
by etherealtb
Sep 4th, 2000
11:47:35 AM
Bingo the Monkey Girl
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May 10th, 2003
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