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SIFF Report #5: GIRLFIGHT, AVE MARIA, NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING, THE TAO OF STEVE, and more

Father Geek here with Optimus Prime and his last report from the SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL in the far Northwest. He looks at five more films this time out including his picks for BEST, and WORST of fest. He also gives us a nice look at Eduardo Rossoff's great little Mexican Joan of Arc styled tale, AVE MARIA, featuring lovely Teresa Lopez Tarin in the breakout title role of Maria. I can't wait for this one to hit the arthouse circut...

My Fifth and final set of reviews from SIFF.

The Tao of Steve

A really good romantic comedy, from a male point of view. Played by Donal Logue, (famous for his MTV crazy cab driver spots) Dex, a big man, both in his weight and in his influence of women. He used to be the big man on campus, good in class and out of. However, he hasn't done anything with his life since, but he's still good with the ladies. He's into philosophy, owns many books, and is constantly quoting the greats, it's mostly to impress girls. He and his roommates have come up with their own philosophy for dating. It's called the Tao of Steve. Steve represents the cool guy, the Steve Austin or McQueen, in all of us.

This is until Syd comes into his life. As he starts to pursue her, all these philosophies go out the door. He still has advice for one of his roommates who's having trouble. "Women pursue that which they can not have. So #1: Don't lust after them. #2: Do something excellent in their presence #3: Retreat from them." Donal really throws himself into the character of Dex, he seems to believe everything he's saying. He won best actor at Sundance for the role. The film is full of great dialogue, and the most of the advice is sound. It's a great date/relationship film.

Ave Maria

A Mexican Joan of Arc story based in 1659. Maria Inez is the daughter of a rich and influential Spaniard. Because of her father's wishes she's living in a Mexican monastery. She's a an advanced woman, interested in astronomy, botany, everything but the church. A new Padre comes to the church from the old world, very set in his ways, and believing that women are only good for cooking and cleaning. He and Maria start clashing, and it's not long before he gets all her activities ruled sinful and takes them from her. However, it's actually a good thing, she realizes how greedy she has been. She decides to help the Indians who are all dying from Spanish disease. This only infuriates the Padre more, as she starts becomes an icon of the people, more important than the church. He makes it his job, to ruin or end her life.

A beautifully photographed film, with some strong ideas. Very biased against the church, showing some of the evil and wrongs that were committed in God's name. The film has a strong spiritual sense to it, that God is in all of us, that we do not need the church to talk to God.

Preston Tylk

Ugh.. the worst film I saw at the festival. Maybe it seemed worse than it was, because I had just seen the brilliant Blood Simple on the big screen for the first time. These two films are the exact opposite in the exact same genre, low budget thrillers made by first time film-makers.

Starring Luke Wilson, who has a bit of charm to him, but no acting skills, as Preston Tylk. He's having a bad day. He's just found out that his wife is cheating on him, that night she's killed, he kills the other man, and buries him. Bad day #2; he finds out that he's killed the brother, now he's being chased by the other man and the cops. Desperate, he goes to a smarmy PI played by Dennis Farina (Get Shorty). Dick the private dick is no help either, and they do stupid things followed by a dumber things. They keep getting further into trouble until there is really no way out. There is absolutely no tension built in the film, instead it's filled in with numeral chase scenes. Running through a warehouse district, the forest, etc. It seems Luke was cast for his running skills, because his acting is eye-rolling good. I really doubt that this will ever get picked up for distribution, so luckily I'll be one of the few people to ever see it.

Nobody Knows Anybody

A Spanish thriller and another dud. The director said that this film was designed to appeal to a young audience and a big box office. To me it felt designed for late night Cinemax viewers. This is one of those films you see at the video store, with a very attractive, nearly naked girl, who's not in the movie, on the cover.

What does a cross word puzzle answer "advisory", nerve gas enclosed in a statue of Jesus, and a naked dead priest all have in common? Who the hell knows, and it takes the film forever to reveal why. By that point I just couldn't have cared less. It all had to do with a video game, or maybe a role-playing game, or it could even all be a dream. The lead character is as confused as the audience. The only thing the film has going for it, is its beautiful cast. But who am I to say what's going to be a hit in Spain. I thought it was a dud.

Girlfight

Possibly the best film at the festival, it tied for the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance. Two incredible debut performances from director Karyn Kusama and lead actress Michelle Rodriguez. Life is tough for Diana. Growing up in Brooklyn, with a bum father and no mother. Her brother is taking boxing lessons, because he needs to toughen up from his artistic ways. She's been getting in a lot of fights at school, but is determined to change her ways. Training to be a boxer looks like a good idea. She's told by the trainer that girls can't box, but he'll do it for the money. She's forced to steal money from her father, and sell her jewelry to afford the $10 a lesson. With perseverance she gets through it all, and starts to become a decent boxer. She meets a nice boy, another boxer and her life really starts to come together.

This is not really a film about boxing though, it's character driven. These are real people with real problems. It's filmed in muted colors, that match the theme and feeling of the plot. With boxing films galore, Karyn manages new ways to show the matches. It being amateur boxing she can't show the glorious knockout. Making the point system more entertaining then most of the Rocky films, because of the vested interest we hold in the characters. This is a great film, and I highly recommend it.

Overall it was a good festival with really no well known films showing. The majority of the films I saw were good. It's great to see films that I normally don't get to see on the big screen, foreign, documentaries, and a few revival flicks (Raging Bull, Blood Simple, The Pink Panther). I guess it's time to get back to the big, dumb films of summer.

Optimus Prime shedding a tear for the end of the Seattle Film Festival.

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Best SIFF film: When the Rain Lifts
by vorlon
Jun 15th, 2000
12:32:24 PM
One other note: if you're going to be in Seattle this summer...
by vorlon
Jun 15th, 2000
12:33:40 PM
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