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I don't care that I'm first.... Wait! by FishnetSpeedoJr	Jun 5th, 2003 01:17:57 AM
I'll watch...reluctantly (ok, enthusiastically) by whatwouldjossdo	Jun 5th, 2003 01:22:23 AM
Enjoyed last year, particularly the White Stripes. by Rain_Dog	Jun 5th, 2003 02:00:27 AM
kirsten dunst in spider man (or at least i think her tits were i by johnny_truant	Jun 5th, 2003 02:13:22 AM
Sweet Weeping Jesus by fevriul	Jun 5th, 2003 02:27:21 AM
Personaly by Neojanus	Jun 5th, 2003 02:40:13 AM
Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry by vesp_e_rillian	Jun 5th, 2003 02:46:04 AM
BLEH by Lelon	Jun 5th, 2003 02:46:38 AM
Shut up and watch the damn MTV Movie awards!!! by eternal76	Jun 5th, 2003 02:51:03 AM
I think Hulk Hogan should hot the MTV Movie awards by mbaker	Jun 5th, 2003 03:54:11 AM
I know it's only EMP-TV, but Kirsten Dunst as best actress!?!! by Cash Bailey	Jun 5th, 2003 03:59:24 AM
I don't watch MTV, and I CAN ADMIT IT!!! by CranialLeak	Jun 5th, 2003 03:59:27 AM
Who i really want to see at the MTV Awards: by KID AB	Jun 5th, 2003 06:34:42 AM
What I do is TiVo the awards show, and zip to the movie parodies by IdFuckAvril	Jun 5th, 2003 07:05:21 AM
MTV SUCK ASS by beltwaybombers	Jun 5th, 2003 07:50:15 AM
GOD i have not watched that channel in YEARS and a better man fo by TallScott	Jun 5th, 2003 08:03:56 AM
Oh, And as for TATU..MTV really needs to quit reaching out to pe by TallScott	Jun 5th, 2003 08:09:40 AM
MTV movie awards suck by FloydGandoli	Jun 5th, 2003 08:13:51 AM
Worthless Waste. by KONG33	Jun 5th, 2003 09:55:36 AM
God, you guys are some self-righteous touchy motherfuckers by 007-11	Jun 5th, 2003 10:04:06 AM
Keira Knightly IS the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet by Motterman2K3	Jun 5th, 2003 10:30:59 AM
Seann William Scott and Justin Timberlake reinvent zombie horror by Hobbitastic	Jun 5th, 2003 10:43:47 AM
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th by Uncle Sam	Jun 5th, 2003 11:40:58 AM
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th by Uncle Sam	Jun 5th, 2003 11:41:52 AM
FINALLY! A "Best Virtual Performance" category! If Gollum won th by Uncle Sam	Jun 5th, 2003 11:41:52 AM
White stripes? jesus by whineynerd	Jun 5th, 2003 01:45:35 PM
These hosts SUCK by FloydGandoli	Jun 5th, 2003 03:48:35 PM
yet another excuse for mtv to not play music by adenoid_hynkel	Jun 5th, 2003 03:54:56 PM
Olsen twins by BankyEdwards2309	Jun 5th, 2003 04:24:30 PM
I want to be one of the paid screeming groupies in front of the by Knobules	Jun 5th, 2003 06:23:50 PM
You sure live up to your name, Whineynerd by Rain_Dog	Jun 5th, 2003 08:40:44 PM
Results have been out for a while by AlwaysThere	Jun 5th, 2003 10:00:29 PM
I second that. MTV SUCKS ASS. The wheels came off that fucker by Red Raider	Jun 5th, 2003 10:26:01 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/wy/ro ckrap/antimtv.html by Red Raider	Jun 5th, 2003 10:33:05 PM
Nothing will beat Elijah Wood mouthing "that was fucking awesome by Flaparoo	Jun 5th, 2003 10:42:40 PM
To Clone a AICN Talbacker by ktownman	Jun 5th, 2003 10:49:55 PM
To Clone a AICN Talbacker by ktownman	Jun 5th, 2003 10:49:56 PM
GREATEST ACCEPTANCE SPEECH EVER!! by 007-11	Jun 5th, 2003 10:52:02 PM
Gollum Just Kicked Yoda In The Nuts For A Second Time! by Bob Lamonta	Jun 5th, 2003 11:06:07 PM
Bob... by TheDarkShape	Jun 5th, 2003 11:15:11 PM
To the guy who told me I was an idiot for thinking Natalie Portm by 007-11	Jun 5th, 2003 11:21:29 PM
Another decent show by RandRT	Jun 6th, 2003 12:19:20 AM
Bruce Vilanch is a FAT FART by Bari Umenema	Jun 6th, 2003 12:42:16 AM
Heads Up, Dark Shape by Bob Lamonta	Jun 6th, 2003 12:54:39 AM
Yoda rules! Helm's Deep was overrated! Eminem appeared retarded! by jules windex	Jun 6th, 2003 02:20:50 AM
THIS is the exception that proves the rule by Lelon	Jun 6th, 2003 02:28:34 AM
I HATE THE BLACCENT by Hovitos2k	Jun 6th, 2003 02:59:39 AM
When I see MTV now, I understand why a pimple like Eminem is a s by ZeroCorpse	Jun 6th, 2003 03:21:46 AM
And you people who lust over Tatu... by ZeroCorpse	Jun 6th, 2003 03:38:40 AM
I think Zero Corpse just explained more than we needed to know by DomisInnerChild	Jun 6th, 2003 04:33:36 AM
I said gollum was fucking awesome by DioRunner	Jun 6th, 2003 04:37:07 AM
ALL I wanna know is, DID MISS KELLY CLARKSON show off her MOHAWK by MentallyMariah	Jun 6th, 2003 06:11:03 AM
Hillary Duff is A talentless underage beanpole skank on the plan by mbaker	Jun 6th, 2003 06:51:14 AM
Great awards and acceptance speeches, shitty everything else. by XTheCrovvX	Jun 6th, 2003 08:25:46 AM
GOllum's Acceptance speach by HailDaHypnoToad	Jun 6th, 2003 08:26:00 AM
curious by tvc15	Jun 6th, 2003 09:11:48 AM
the reason you can write about using Pink as a sock puppet is.. by Jon Lee Ander	Jun 6th, 2003 09:15:26 AM
From Bob Lamonta to Latent Racism: The Pros and Cons of The Talk by Randy Giles	Jun 6th, 2003 09:28:20 AM
Didn't watch it...don't watch MTV at all... by minderbinder	Jun 6th, 2003 09:43:59 AM
I'm really cool by Randy Giles	Jun 6th, 2003 09:48:36 AM
HEY! That wasn't the MTV movie awards, it was just a special cel by The Tao of Joe	Jun 6th, 2003 10:37:01 AM
I'd just like to remind everyone... by 007-11	Jun 6th, 2003 10:57:26 AM
Yep... by Halloween68	Jun 6th, 2003 11:21:38 AM
Strange and Surreal by JessicaDwyer	Jun 6th, 2003 12:21:52 PM
Did anyone else notice Harrison's earring? by 007-11	Jun 6th, 2003 12:27:27 PM
Braindead morons watch MTV by magic_ninja	Jun 6th, 2003 12:51:11 PM
Magic Ninja- THANK YOU by ZeroCorpse	Jun 6th, 2003 01:19:15 PM
Ha ha - I don't have cable by GypsyTRobot	Jun 6th, 2003 01:34:12 PM
To: ktownman RE: To Clone a AICN Talbacker by cap'n tightpants	Jun 6th, 2003 01:57:07 PM
"You" people? by 007-11	Jun 6th, 2003 02:12:59 PM
Dunst. by tvc15	Jun 6th, 2003 02:41:48 PM
What DID Kirsten Dunst do to you people? by ZakChase	Jun 6th, 2003 02:59:11 PM
Worst MTV movie awards ever... by Steal_Dragon	Jun 6th, 2003 03:02:13 PM
Some highlights of Dunst's behavior on talkshows/public appearan by Charles Grady	Jun 6th, 2003 03:17:46 PM
damn willow grew up by DetroitGator	Jun 6th, 2003 03:34:42 PM
Awwww... by Halloween68	Jun 6th, 2003 04:03:41 PM
Willow/Alison was looking mad hot! by BLADE	Jun 6th, 2003 04:04:01 PM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Event s/2008/AlysonHann_Grani_116127 3_40 by BLADE	Jun 6th, 2003 04:07:13 PM
I didn't watch and I'm not whining by ATARI	Jun 6th, 2003 04:13:05 PM
THE REASON MTV DOES NOT SHOW VIDEOS by Voice O. Reason	Jun 6th, 2003 04:22:36 PM
Kirsten Dunst's breasts ... by ZakChase	Jun 6th, 2003 04:34:39 PM
So from what I gather, Dunst is a bitch because she thinks she's by Gheorghe Zamfir	Jun 6th, 2003 04:54:18 PM
luke wilson's hate-filled eyes by JohnYaYa	Jun 6th, 2003 05:37:47 PM
This show has sucked the last couple of years by NYC	Jun 6th, 2003 05:45:17 PM
Why is Dunst such a bitch you ask? by 007-11	Jun 6th, 2003 05:46:28 PM
Why wasn't JACKASS best documentary feature!?! by Vern	Jun 6th, 2003 06:06:27 PM
Entertaining as usual by Jack Burton	Jun 6th, 2003 06:53:38 PM
NYC by 81666	Jun 6th, 2003 08:03:14 PM
Award Thoughts by Darth Melkor	Jun 6th, 2003 08:36:46 PM
I think Kirsten Dunst, and Jennifer Garner should beat the livin by mbaker	Jun 6th, 2003 09:43:28 PM
Hey, Zerocorpse. FUCK your lesbian friends and their problems. by FluffyUnbound	Jun 6th, 2003 10:00:44 PM
81666 by NYC	Jun 6th, 2003 11:26:05 PM
In defense of TATU by Lord Shatner	Jun 6th, 2003 11:32:10 PM
Oh, the hilarity! by UCFKevin	Jun 7th, 2003 12:07:55 AM
That wasn't really Yoda... by Voice O. Reason	Jun 7th, 2003 12:38:29 AM
Hey Sin-whatever-your-name, get your American Wedding facts righ by Lenny Nero	Jun 7th, 2003 12:46:49 AM
Re: FluffyUnbound by fevriul	Jun 7th, 2003 12:55:37 AM
TATU reinvents zombie pedophilia... by Hobbitastic	Jun 7th, 2003 01:40:38 AM
Why do fanboys always get humiliated in the media? by Ribbons	Jun 7th, 2003 02:20:43 AM
Dunst not kissing Brody was obviously a joke by Gheorghe Zamfir	Jun 7th, 2003 02:22:17 AM
Daredevil by Vern	Jun 7th, 2003 06:46:58 AM
Tatu by Isilzha	Jun 7th, 2003 10:34:05 AM
Breaking News: Dunst claims the kiss at the end of "Breakfast At by 007-11	Jun 7th, 2003 10:51:14 AM
KIRSTEN DUNST IS A HAG. by AnxietyNY	Jun 7th, 2003 01:30:53 PM
Oh? by UCFKevin	Jun 7th, 2003 01:32:47 PM
Jennifer & Kirsten vs. Hilary by Brat Girl	Jun 7th, 2003 01:51:04 PM
What about my bling-bling-bling?! What about my ching-ching-chin by Nadine Cross	Jun 7th, 2003 04:47:11 PM
I LOVE consumerism! by InsectReflection	Jun 7th, 2003 04:51:23 PM
So, Timberlake was the "cool" one? by Yay! Candy!	Jun 7th, 2003 05:10:23 PM
Amanda Bynes........ by BLADE	Jun 7th, 2003 05:43:12 PM
My condolences mediamelt by 007-11	Jun 7th, 2003 06:14:06 PM
MTV movie awards is the best damn movie awards show out there by Tall_Boy	Jun 7th, 2003 09:40:36 PM
fluffyunbound by pooneil	Jun 8th, 2003 01:15:20 AM
The trophy by clark_kent	Jun 8th, 2003 01:58:07 AM
Amanda Bynes Jailbait.... by BLADE	Jun 8th, 2003 05:50:23 AM
tatu censored? by radjac29	Jun 8th, 2003 06:18:22 AM
You mean Kirsten Dunst doesn't care if I continue to say she's a by 007-11	Jun 8th, 2003 01:23:02 PM
you guys by rlock15	Jun 9th, 2003 02:26:22 AM
My thoughts, like you goddamn care by allegos	Jun 9th, 2003 04:05:18 AM
Gollum is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet by The Red One	Jun 9th, 2003 01:58:32 PM
Oh, Christ. by Johnny Smith	Jun 10th, 2003 08:25:34 PM
Justin Timberlake is the biggest faggot on the planet! by mbaker	Jun 11th, 2003 08:14:15 PM
Where was Beckham by FakeTHulce	Jun 12th, 2003 03:08:21 PM

Tatu!! Yoda!! Pink!! Gollum!! Smeagol!! MTV_Movie_Awards!!

Come on! Forget Gollum's hilarious acceptance speech! Forget Will Ferrell as the Angry Architect! Forget Pink licking her own girl dancers!

Wasn't that Tatu thing with the hundreds of stripping schoolgirls the coolest production number you ever saw on an awards show??? They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!!

Fabulous.

The two MTV award shows that bookend summer are unquestionably the finest award shows ever produced. All producers of award shows should remove their bruised and bleeding lips from Bruce Villanch’s hinder long enough to see how a genuinely entertaining trophython is forged.

Yes, we still recall the horrific fiasco hosted by the lottery-winner-like Brothers Wayans three years ago! It was an exception! It proved the rule! Last year your hosts were Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black! Those were very cool hosts!

This year we get a kind of a split-ticket. On the plus side, the always-game Seann William “Stifler” Scott. In the minus column, Britney Spears cast-off Justine Timberland. Or Timberdale. Or something. I think she was kicked out of O-Town.

But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:

Best Virtual Performance: Gollum ("The Two Towers”)

Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!

Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.

Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
I am – Hercules!!

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Tatu!! Yoda!! Pink!! Gollum!! Smeagol!! MTV_Movie_Awards!!

Come on! Forget Gollum's hilarious acceptance speech! Forget Will Ferrell as the Angry Architect! Forget Pink licking her own girl dancers!

Wasn't that Tatu thing with the hundreds of stripping schoolgirls the coolest production number you ever saw on an awards show??? They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!! They're not gonna get us!!

Fabulous.

The two MTV award shows that bookend summer are unquestionably the finest award shows ever produced. All producers of award shows should remove their bruised and bleeding lips from Bruce Villanch’s hinder long enough to see how a genuinely entertaining trophython is forged.

Yes, we still recall the horrific fiasco hosted by the lottery-winner-like Brothers Wayans three years ago! It was an exception! It proved the rule! Last year your hosts were Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black! Those were very cool hosts!

This year we get a kind of a split-ticket. On the plus side, the always-game Seann William “Stifler” Scott. In the minus column, Britney Spears cast-off Justine Timberland. Or Timberdale. Or something. I think she was kicked out of O-Town.

But, but, really, the MTV Movie Awards is host-proof, and such a good show we will watch even though we learned who won way back on Saturday night. That’s right: there’s nothing “live” about it. Highlight the invisotext and learn the winners now:

Best Virtual Performance: Gollum ("The Two Towers”)

Winners, shminners! Tune for in Pink! And for the kidnap-worthy Posh Spice! And for lesbianic recording artists Tatu in Catholic-school uniforms! And for Stifler’s disturbing underoos!

Herc predicts: talkbackers will bitch and moan and whine and cry. But they watch, whether they admit to doing so or not. Because you are all MTV’s sad little sex puppets.

Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV. I am – Hercules!!

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Pre-show is 8:30 p.m. The show proper launches at 9 p.m. Thursday. MTV.
I am – Hercules!!