I am – Hercules!!

Just caught the end of Fox Reality’s awful “Rob & Ambuh: Against The Odds.” Slow Rob Mariano, who’s already lost one “Amazing Race” and two “Survivors,” demonstrated that he couldn’t make money as a pro poker player in the space of three months, but decided to stick with it – presumably because Ambuh still has a few “Survivor” bucks left in her bank account.

In the final episode, the duo get a call from their agent (yep, they’ve got a agent) asking if they want to do “Amazing Race All-Stars.” ANOTHER free shot at another million dollars, and Rob says he’s got to think about it.

Man’s a genius. And Ambuh gets less attractive every day she sticks with him. I hope Charla the dwarf puts their asses in last place during the first elmination round.

The 22 returning contestants are:

SEASON ONE
Joe Baldassare & Bill Bartek
Kevin O'Connor & Drew Feinberg

SEASON TWO
Oswald Mendez & Danny Jimenez

SEASON THREE
John Vito Pietanza & Jill Aquilino
Teri Pollack & Ian Pollack

SEASON FIVE
Charla Faddoul & Mirna Hindoyan

SEASON SEVEN
Rob Mariano & Ambuh Brkich
Uchenna Agu & Joyce Agu

SEASON NINE
Eric Sanchez & Danielle Turner

SEASON TEN
David Conley & Mary Conley
Dustin Konzelman & Kandice Pelletier

Remind yourself of what they look like here.

Don't forget to complain that reality television killed "Arrested Development"!!

8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.