I am – Hercules!!

Eleven teams started; three remain.

Waiting at the finish line are the teams vanquished: the estranged New Yorkers, the baldies, the hillbillies, Rob & Ambuh, the oldsters, the evil homosexuals, the married Texans and the pleasant homosexuals.

Two of the remaining three teams are all female. All three teams boast at least one hot blonde. The finalists:

* Eric Sanchez & Danielle Turner. The 28-year-old waiter and the 23-year-old bartender competed on opposing teams in season nine, then began boning.

* Dustin-Leigh Konzelman & Kandice Pelletier. Both blonde, both 25, both students, both “Amazing Race” contestants in 2006, both Miss America contestants in 2005.

* Charla Baklayan Faddoul & Mirna Hindoyan. One’s really short, the other’s a dwarf. One’s a lawyer, the other co-owns 10 sportswear stores. Mirna looks great in a bikini and yells “Charla, RUN!!” a lot. Both are 30, both were born in the same Syrian hospital, both went to the same Maryland university.

Whichever team crosses the finish line first splits one million smackers.

8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.