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UPDATED!! Abner Audubon Peacock IV would kick the condom off THE LOVE GURU's pud!



Hey everyone, Merrick here...

We're being told by highly reliable sources that the guru artwork being linked to below is quite old (like, several years) and that both the artwork for the film...and the guru's overall appearance...will be quite different than what we're seeing here.

So, if you didn't like it too much, rest assured the actual "reveal" of art or character hasn't happened yet...

ORIGINAL ARTICLE BELOW!!!





Hey folks Harry here... You know... there are times that you are sent a link that reveals a new character in a film - where what you see, horrifies you to the deepest levels. Where you suddenly realize... for the next year, you'll be force-fed this creation - and you want no part of it. This is one of those times. One of those times where you'll recoil and think - it's over for the actor involved. OR - maybe it'll be funny as hell... I really don't know, but based upon the image I'm about to link to... I'm scared. I don't want to hear the voice that goes with that character... it looks like the worst parody of a bad Billy Crystal character ever. It... it's just look... and realize that by this time next year - it'll hopefully be over. But don't worry - comedy isn't dead... we've got Seth Rogan and his pals to thank for that.

Don't Click Here, For Your Own Sake!

In case you couldn't tell... that's Mike Myers as "the love guru" from next summer's "hit comedy" of the same name. Aren't you excited? I knew you would be.

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by Macktheknife01
Aug 14th, 2007
09:45:21 AM
WTF?
by KarmicRelief
Aug 14th, 2007
09:47:43 AM
Mike Meyers
by teamneedle
Aug 14th, 2007
09:49:53 AM
Fuck This
by TheBloop
Aug 14th, 2007
09:52:10 AM
has mike myers got really tiny legs?
by brainofmorbius
Aug 14th, 2007
09:52:29 AM
Thanks...I couldn't tell...
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2007
09:54:37 AM
I'll give it a shot...
by GiveMeAnFinBreak
Aug 14th, 2007
09:55:55 AM
doesn't look franchise-worthy, but what do I know
by Lance Rock
Aug 14th, 2007
09:56:44 AM
so it sucks because it's not rogen
by Holodigm
Aug 14th, 2007
09:58:33 AM
Screw this. Bring on Bruno!
by Jakes Nel
Aug 14th, 2007
10:05:23 AM
This is old shit.
by Mosquito March
Aug 14th, 2007
10:23:19 AM
How many characters is Mike Myers playing in this?
by Reynard Muldrake
Aug 14th, 2007
10:24:38 AM
Like that skating movie was any good?
by Immortal_Fish
Aug 14th, 2007
10:26:50 AM
the curse of eddie murphy...
by theonecalledshoe
Aug 14th, 2007
10:28:30 AM
I thought Mike Myers was dead.
by Uncle Stan
Aug 14th, 2007
10:35:53 AM
There was a time when myers was funny
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
10:36:26 AM
Any relation to the Jimi Mistry movie?
by theBigE
Aug 14th, 2007
10:38:38 AM
How about the Deiter movie?
by theBigE
Aug 14th, 2007
10:39:17 AM
All these rogen films will be hyped up to the max
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
10:44:12 AM
MIKE MYERS IS A FUCKING HACK - RIP CHRIS FARLEY
by Jugdish
Aug 14th, 2007
10:52:32 AM
Even though, everyone here thinks it such a bad thing
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
10:53:13 AM
What I want to know is
by CutAndPaste
Aug 14th, 2007
10:53:37 AM
theBigE
by RenoNevada2000
Aug 14th, 2007
11:03:22 AM
You really think you've seen enough to write this off?
by Nice Marmot
Aug 14th, 2007
11:09:58 AM
Farley was a bloated hack buffoon
by Savage Lucy
Aug 14th, 2007
11:12:21 AM
If that's Mike Myers then I'm a fucking chinaman.
by ELGordo
Aug 14th, 2007
11:19:26 AM
Savage Loosey- you saying Myers is funnier that Farley?
by Jugdish
Aug 14th, 2007
11:22:46 AM
Well now that I saw a bigger version of it...
by ELGordo
Aug 14th, 2007
11:26:35 AM
Halloween
by Gigolo Joe
Aug 14th, 2007
11:33:50 AM
What the heck is wrong with you people?
by Dr. Butthole
Aug 14th, 2007
11:39:57 AM
Goodnight, Jugdish
by Savage Lucy
Aug 14th, 2007
11:53:22 AM
RE: the writers of freaks n geeks being "to blame"
by brainofmorbius
Aug 14th, 2007
11:56:48 AM
Farley was awesome
by liljuniorbrown
Aug 14th, 2007
11:57:44 AM
That was a half assed post.
by Boba Fat
Aug 14th, 2007
12:08:26 PM
Updated Pitka Image
by StephenHawkingDiarrhea
Aug 14th, 2007
12:19:08 PM
Link is Dead. Anybody got it?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Aug 14th, 2007
12:20:16 PM
The picture doesn't matter. This will be a waste.
by TheRealRatigan
Aug 14th, 2007
12:33:18 PM
...And Harry, where did that headline come from?
by TheRealRatigan
Aug 14th, 2007
12:35:41 PM
then answer my question
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
12:36:49 PM
I knew a chick that looked like this...
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 14th, 2007
01:02:02 PM
emeraldboy
by Bloo
Aug 14th, 2007
01:18:57 PM
Is this a remake?
by Merkin Muffley
Aug 14th, 2007
01:24:46 PM
Bloo
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
02:04:56 PM
Oh God no...
by The Central Scrutinizer
Aug 14th, 2007
02:06:34 PM
Emeraldboy
by TequilaMocking
Aug 14th, 2007
02:17:02 PM
Yeah, but how much better could it be?
by rickiaeger
Aug 14th, 2007
02:20:21 PM
My friend saw him perform and said...
by Bungion Boy
Aug 14th, 2007
02:59:01 PM
JimCurry
by brokentusk
Aug 14th, 2007
03:33:41 PM
WTF??? This link ain't showing jack shit!
by 2for2true
Aug 14th, 2007
03:48:28 PM
Ok...
by emeraldboy
Aug 14th, 2007
03:58:13 PM
carvey's career....
by pikagreg
Aug 14th, 2007
04:14:30 PM
I WANT MORE CLOVERFIELD/SLUSHO/1-18-08 STUFF!
by Pennsy
Aug 14th, 2007
04:18:56 PM
I don't know if Carvey
by Bloo
Aug 14th, 2007
04:21:17 PM
magnet theatre!?
by prunkhaft
Aug 14th, 2007
04:23:37 PM
Mike Is alive. . .
by skydog
Aug 14th, 2007
04:36:55 PM
what the hell? Did they take down the picture?
by Datascream
Aug 14th, 2007
05:45:47 PM
Latinoreview has the poster up
by Punch Man
Aug 14th, 2007
05:57:51 PM
Looks like it could be funny
by CherryValance
Aug 14th, 2007
06:01:37 PM
Thanks RenoNevada2000 for the link
by theBigE
Aug 14th, 2007
06:15:16 PM
Looks Like Billy Gibbons
by Massage...Bored
Aug 14th, 2007
06:46:49 PM
Ain't It Old News Strikes Again!
by Reynard Muldrake
Aug 14th, 2007
07:30:09 PM
What the hell is going on around this place?
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 14th, 2007
08:47:10 PM
Harry Must Be Having a Good Honeymoon
by kevinwillis.net
Aug 14th, 2007
08:54:38 PM
Carvey had heart problems, not cancer...
by Alonzo Mosely
Aug 14th, 2007
09:35:10 PM
WTF is this article about?
by SG7
Aug 14th, 2007
11:14:18 PM
So The Love Guru looks like the Magnet Theater logo?
by MrMysteryGuest
Aug 14th, 2007
11:22:06 PM
The Love Guru IS Cloverfield
by MrMysteryGuest
Aug 14th, 2007
11:26:48 PM
Does he wear his take a shit mask in this one?
by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies
Aug 14th, 2007
11:56:14 PM
SOMEBODY GET THE PICTURE LINK!
by robzass
Aug 15th, 2007
02:52:17 AM
I do realise this is Mike myers thread...
by emeraldboy
Aug 15th, 2007
03:41:52 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Robots In Das Guys
Aug 15th, 2007
07:20:30 PM
The "Hindis"
by Abhimanyu
Aug 16th, 2007
12:06:19 AM
There was a sketch on goodness gracious me
by emeraldboy
Aug 16th, 2007
02:06:33 PM

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