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Finally!! A Reason To Actually Watch THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL Remake!! (Potentially NSFW)

Merrick here...

In a decidedly shrewd maneuver geared towards distracting male audience members from the mediocrity & unnecessaryness (I know that's not really a word) of THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL remake...as well as counterbalancing the lackluster casting of Keanu Reeves in a role meant to possess great pathos and gravity...Jennifer Connelly has been added into Scott Derrickson's upcoming film.

Since I first saw her in LABYRINTH, Ms. Connelly has stirred my loins in a way befitting my Viking heritage. I will be completely owned by this film every moment she is on screen. I will be mesmorized and hypnotized and dominated by her hot, hot majesty.

Then Keanu will talk, and fuck up my high. He probably won't even be called Klatu - they'll probably call him "Hank" or something.




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Why Helloooooo
by Regina V. Dudley
Nov 6th, 2007
08:31:29 AM
and damn you, Paul Bettany
by Regina V. Dudley
Nov 6th, 2007
08:32:09 AM
that is not her
by conbarba
Nov 6th, 2007
08:32:41 AM
What does NSFW mean?
by Bobo_Vision
Nov 6th, 2007
08:34:38 AM
Jennifer Connelly for Wonder Woman!
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Nov 6th, 2007
08:35:48 AM
NSFW
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Nov 6th, 2007
08:36:46 AM
Why isn't Jennifer Connelly Wonder Woman?
by The Brain Machine
Nov 6th, 2007
08:36:55 AM
I wish she still looked like that...
by Abin Sur
Nov 6th, 2007
08:37:15 AM
I was 13 when i saw Labyrinth...
by DarthBakpao
Nov 6th, 2007
08:39:36 AM
She did get a little "too" skinny lately
by The Brain Machine
Nov 6th, 2007
08:40:24 AM
Shouldn't Wonder Woman be a WOMAN?
by The Brain Machine
Nov 6th, 2007
08:47:19 AM
Uh, Brain Machine...
by digitalcos
Nov 6th, 2007
08:48:23 AM
The word you were looking for was 'unnecessariosity'
by chrth
Nov 6th, 2007
08:48:56 AM
does she go ass to ass in this one?
by BMacSmith
Nov 6th, 2007
08:54:08 AM
Meh
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 6th, 2007
08:54:41 AM
Connelly would make a good WW, but...
by Midnightxpress
Nov 6th, 2007
09:00:51 AM
That Paul Bettany... lucky bastard :)
by metaluna
Nov 6th, 2007
09:01:55 AM
Career Opportunities
by The Moseph
Nov 6th, 2007
09:05:35 AM
JC fans...
by andyny29
Nov 6th, 2007
09:05:43 AM
The Hot Spot...
by andyny29
Nov 6th, 2007
09:08:03 AM
Looks like edible underware to me!
by JDanielP
Nov 6th, 2007
09:08:18 AM
SCRUMPTIOUS ! !! ! !!!!!!! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!! ! ! ! I LOVE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 6th, 2007
09:11:41 AM
Reeves: I know Kung Fu!
by Photoman
Nov 6th, 2007
09:18:15 AM
AICN = NSFW site?
by wastedstar
Nov 6th, 2007
09:25:55 AM
NICE
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 6th, 2007
09:30:39 AM
shouldve used the pics
by LarryTheCableGuy
Nov 6th, 2007
09:32:11 AM
A TOTALLY UNECESSARY REMAKE!
by Stark Industries
Nov 6th, 2007
09:38:37 AM
This photo is a litmus test to decide if you are straight or gay
by Pound Sand
Nov 6th, 2007
09:39:43 AM
I just sinned in my pants
by Baron Karza
Nov 6th, 2007
09:49:17 AM
You know...
by Magma Suit
Nov 6th, 2007
09:50:44 AM
I'm not entirely against this remake
by veritasses
Nov 6th, 2007
10:00:57 AM
Keanu should just retire.
by Knuckleduster
Nov 6th, 2007
10:01:20 AM
For THe Love Of All That Is Good And Holy...
by KosherWookie
Nov 6th, 2007
10:02:50 AM
"Gort. but he's a robot. What can he do?
by Uncapie
Nov 6th, 2007
10:13:11 AM
Boobs Mcgee
by liljuniorbrown
Nov 6th, 2007
10:16:00 AM
"Gort, but he's a robot. What can he do?"
by Uncapie
Nov 6th, 2007
10:16:14 AM
Connelly is too skinny for WW
by RockLobster800
Nov 6th, 2007
10:20:35 AM
Why does everyone hate remakes?
by dr sauch
Nov 6th, 2007
10:31:47 AM
the inner monologue of the modern producer
by RockLobster800
Nov 6th, 2007
10:33:02 AM
SIDEBOOB, GLORIOUS SIDEBOOB !
by Pound Sand
Nov 6th, 2007
10:42:03 AM
I think Keanu is perfect for it.
by modlight
Nov 6th, 2007
10:42:28 AM
The Day Point Break stood Speed
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
10:44:16 AM
dr sauch
by RockLobster800
Nov 6th, 2007
10:46:50 AM
Ah, Jennifer Connelly, serious actress...
by www.revyou.tv
Nov 6th, 2007
10:48:32 AM
Mr Carpenter's Bogus Journey
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
10:54:32 AM
First! -> Nosferatu Jones
by Stark Industries
Nov 6th, 2007
11:03:08 AM
actaully a better way to describe it.....
by RockLobster800
Nov 6th, 2007
11:04:32 AM
That is the luckiest mirror on the planet...
by yesiamaplant
Nov 6th, 2007
11:06:51 AM
Keanu is actually perfect for that role
by MacTard420
Nov 6th, 2007
11:13:55 AM
Klaatu Barada Nikto: Reloaded
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
11:21:51 AM
She should make something...
by Demosthenes2
Nov 6th, 2007
11:44:06 AM
Jennifer Connelly used to do it for me..
by TiPPiDa
Nov 6th, 2007
11:44:34 AM
Young nubile Miss Connelly
by skimn
Nov 6th, 2007
11:51:13 AM
Pretty Vacant
by christian66
Nov 6th, 2007
12:11:04 PM
Scott Derrickson has never
by palewook
Nov 6th, 2007
12:17:03 PM
Klatu, can i Barada your Nikto, please?
by closeencounter
Nov 6th, 2007
12:58:06 PM
5' 7" - Tall enough but too skinny for WW
by Movietool
Nov 6th, 2007
12:58:12 PM
Connelly, Bettie Page & Gort
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 6th, 2007
01:06:14 PM
JCT: You must remember those boobs.
by Det. John Kimble
Nov 6th, 2007
01:18:43 PM
She was HAWT in Labyrinth
by That 70s Venom
Nov 6th, 2007
01:23:51 PM
Deceptive Pic
by Bald Evil
Nov 6th, 2007
01:35:10 PM
still hot
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
02:09:32 PM
Jennifer Connelly as WW?
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
02:10:54 PM
Keanu Reeves for Superman!
by Demode
Nov 6th, 2007
02:14:04 PM
I Like The Idea of Reeves for Superman...
by KosherWookie
Nov 6th, 2007
02:19:19 PM
KosherWookie
by Demode
Nov 6th, 2007
02:37:06 PM
F U kosher wookie
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
03:40:21 PM
KosherWookie
by finky089
Nov 6th, 2007
03:41:01 PM
Gort will be a metrosexual.
by Uncapie
Nov 6th, 2007
03:44:36 PM
I love that woman.
by Crimson King
Nov 6th, 2007
04:22:13 PM
Fuck that's a hot picture!
by ELGordo
Nov 6th, 2007
04:26:41 PM
Jennifer Connely
by one9deuce
Nov 6th, 2007
04:31:09 PM
Sauch
by Mattyboy122
Nov 6th, 2007
04:35:54 PM
What if...
by Napoleon Park
Nov 6th, 2007
04:37:46 PM
No hottie can save this remake.
by alienindisguise
Nov 6th, 2007
04:44:15 PM
All I meant was...
by KosherWookie
Nov 6th, 2007
04:44:24 PM

by KosherWookie
Nov 6th, 2007
04:45:13 PM
a true piece of ass
by Rupee88
Nov 6th, 2007
05:31:42 PM
Leave it to the other Turd...
by Turd Furgusen
Nov 6th, 2007
05:34:54 PM
I think I watched Phenomena before Labyrinth
by TheNorthlander
Nov 6th, 2007
05:37:44 PM
and yes she's way past her prime
by Rupee88
Nov 6th, 2007
05:38:02 PM
downhill begins at 30?
by samurai sark
Nov 6th, 2007
05:45:20 PM
Are you for real Merrick?
by stardogg
Nov 6th, 2007
05:48:51 PM
Great cast but unnecessary film
by Live.
Nov 6th, 2007
06:02:58 PM
Jenn has had breast reduction surgery
by Wayne6000
Nov 6th, 2007
06:10:01 PM
I had no idea they were that large.
by AdrianVeidt
Nov 6th, 2007
06:12:35 PM
I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY LARGE COCK IN HER PUSSY
by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell
Nov 6th, 2007
07:15:29 PM
Giddy as a School Girl
by Wrath4771
Nov 6th, 2007
07:16:11 PM
I'll go see the movie if she wears that the whole movie!
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 6th, 2007
07:31:07 PM
I'll go see the movie if Jennifer dresses like that!
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 6th, 2007
07:31:14 PM
I meant the second post! :P
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 6th, 2007
07:33:04 PM
"I'm here to save the Earth...and your tits!"
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 6th, 2007
07:34:39 PM
This movie will fail
by That 70s Venom
Nov 6th, 2007
08:48:27 PM
Oh, those were the days...
by HueyFreeman
Nov 6th, 2007
09:03:05 PM
Connelly hasn't been hot since Dark City a decade ago
by Osmosis Jones
Nov 6th, 2007
10:39:17 PM
ASS TO ASS!!!!
by INWOsuxRED
Nov 6th, 2007
11:02:07 PM
Connelly is still hot....
by Ferf Muckmeyer
Nov 6th, 2007
11:11:58 PM
Why remake a classic?
by Ferf Muckmeyer
Nov 6th, 2007
11:16:47 PM
Wrong G@BRIEL_GRAY
by Mr. Luddite
Nov 7th, 2007
12:03:37 AM
she messed wwith nature
by Mr_X
Nov 7th, 2007
12:30:02 AM
Day her Massive Melons Stood Still
by Poloboy
Nov 7th, 2007
01:11:44 AM
actually I like this idea
by Maniaq
Nov 7th, 2007
01:34:06 AM
Connelly was best looking Rocketeer era
by CENOBITE
Nov 7th, 2007
01:44:17 AM
Still Hot As Hell...
by karcreat42
Nov 7th, 2007
03:31:02 AM
Indiana Jones and the Vanishing Boobs
by SpencerTrilby
Nov 7th, 2007
07:07:28 AM
Jill Wagner for Wonder Woman
by Bubba Gillman
Nov 7th, 2007
11:33:50 AM
merely meh????
by just pillow talk
Nov 7th, 2007
11:50:58 AM
I don't know....
by just pillow talk
Nov 7th, 2007
01:42:18 PM
The Jennifer Connelly of that incredible photo
by Borgnine JR
Nov 7th, 2007
01:49:35 PM
Connelly: the anti-Anderson
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 7th, 2007
02:43:09 PM
it's still a travesty thegreatwhatzit....
by just pillow talk
Nov 7th, 2007
02:44:43 PM
Jesus! I could bury my face in that pair!
by J-Dizzle
Nov 7th, 2007
03:13:51 PM
Where'd you get that photo?
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 7th, 2007
03:38:23 PM
C'mon Whiners
by Teddy Artery
Nov 7th, 2007
08:33:33 PM
Too bad she doesn't look like that anymore.
by GQtaste
Nov 7th, 2007
11:48:16 PM
So Sean Penn is playing Gort?
by farstar99
Nov 9th, 2007
11:44:56 PM
Is it me
by Series7
Nov 12th, 2007
12:10:28 AM

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