Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I didn’t find the Farrelly Bros’ HEARTBREAK KID their best work, but I do think it’s a cut above their most recent stuff (I can’t tell you how much I disliked STUCK ON YOU).

The flick just hit DVD a week or two back and we’ve been offered a one-sheet signed by the Farrelly Bros. It’ll look like the one below, except with a pair of scribbles somewhere on it.

The contest is a simple one. It’ll be held entirely in the talkbacks below. So, you’ll need a talkback account and you’ll need to make sure that you can check email on the email address attached to your talkback handle, so you folks who went out and grabbed a temporary email account to set this up… make sure you have access to it because the winner will be notified via that email address.

We’ve all had a crazy relationship… some of us may still be in one. I want to hear the most whacked out psycho relationship horror stories you got. The more horrific, the more fucked up, the more insane and heartbreaking the better. Gather those stories and post them below. They might have been traumatic, but maybe now you’ll get something out of the heartache and pain.

I’ll stop the contest next Wednesday at 11:59pm CST and see what really rings my bells. I’m going to assume the contest is for North American only, but I’ll double check that and update this story when I get a clear answer. UPDATE: THE CONTEST IS OPEN TO THE US AND CANADA ONLY!

I’ll alert the winner hopefully by next weekend.

Good luck!

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com