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Zapp!! Ahhhh-AHHHH!!!
Our First Review of the
Second FUTURAMA Movie:
BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS!!

I am – Hercules!!


Futurama Movie II: Beast With A Billion Backs
doesn’t hit DVD shelves until June 24, but we’ve already got a review!

Heed “Orwellseyes” as you would the HypnoToad:

Hey Hercules,

I had the good fortune to see "FUTURAMA: The Beast with a Billion Backs!" dvd movie. It comes out in a couple weeks but I was able to get a sneak-peak.

The story is pretty standard for Futurama. A crack in the universe, leading the people of earth to panic, as usual. The Planet Express crew ends up checking this fissure in space-time out, as usual. Bender ends up damaged and gets some cheering up from his hero, the robot soap star Calculon. Amy and Kiff get alien-married. It involves a swamp and mud and Kiff's weird-ass alien life cycle. The professor and his rival Dr. Wernstrum have their usual arguments. Fry has woman woes, his girlfriend (voiced by Brittany Murphy) has four other boyfriends. He tries to make it work by moving in, with all of them. It's too much for him and he ends up leaving her. He mopes around for a bit and ends up stowing away on a military ship captained by Zap Brannigan bound for the rip in reality. They're going to attack it.

Fry throws himself into the rift and ends up meeting Tobias Funke. Well, actually it's a huge mass of tentacles, named YIVO, voiced by David Cross, but the way he plays it kept reminding me of his "Arrested Development" character. Yivo enters our universe and covers earth in purple tentacles. Then Fry reappears, with a tentacle in his neck, preaching a gospel of love...love for YIVO.

The whole world gets taken over, save for Leela who eventually exposes YIVO. See, those tentacles are actually, "Genticals". Yep, Yivo is mating with the whole darn universe

Might sound like the end of the story but this is about the half-way point actually. The whole universe starts dating YIVO. In a really funny sequence pretty much every character to ever appear in Futurama is seem going to dinner, talking with and kissing one of the purple tentacles of YIVO.

Meanwhile, the robots have their own little storyline. Calculon inducts Bender into the "League of Robots" a secret society of robots who generally sit around, bitch about humans and drink. Perfect for Bender. This plot is basically there to give the robots, who don't get tentacle lovin', something to do. There are some clever moments here. Calculon and Bender become mortal foes over the tiniest possible slights and end up battled with "Planetary Annihilators" which are some of the funniest weapons I've seen on Futurama.

The movie has some serious flaws. The plot is wonky, even for Futurama. This is a show where a lead once drank the emperor of a planet, silliness is part and parcel. But the the final act, which involves Robot Hell, Robot Pirates and Heaven is just nonsense. Much like the first Futurama flick "Bender's Big Score" the creators dump alot of visual energy into the last third of the film and bypass characters and even their own crazy Futurama logic.

Another issue I had was how Fry and Leela have not even a second of chemistry. It's one of the long running plots of the series and here, nothing.

A number of the jokes just fall flat and die, everything on Kiff's home world is just bland and dull, but thankfully there are no musical numbers, something that nearly drove me mad in "Bender's Big Score". The Fry as tentacle pope and "heaven" gags try to take the piss out of religion a bit but don't have much follow-through. Zap Brannigan continues to make me miss Phil Hartman all these years later. To think how funny that character could have been.

You can almost see where they're going to slice this into individual episodes, which makes some of the pacing tor wards the middle a little awkward, but over all it flows nicely.

It's definitely not for people who aren't already big fans of the series. There's no real catch-up for the non-fan.

I'd say it's worth renting, though I wouldn't shell our lucre to buy it. One viewing is more than enough.




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ALL GLORY TO HYPNO-TOAD!
by br1947
Jun 9th, 2008
11:15:54 PM
It's been online for a few days now...
by pmlinstrot
Jun 9th, 2008
11:21:21 PM
Well damn
by O_Goncho
Jun 9th, 2008
11:28:56 PM
I saw it too.
by woggerman
Jun 9th, 2008
11:30:35 PM
Mediocre Futurama is better than NO Futurama!!!!!!
by O_Goncho
Jun 9th, 2008
11:36:43 PM
Sir, your derangement is impressive.
by G100
Jun 9th, 2008
11:40:57 PM
ZAPP BRANNIGAN...
by WelcoMatt
Jun 9th, 2008
11:50:47 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
by woggerman
Jun 9th, 2008
11:56:59 PM
saw it tonight
by seabiscuits
Jun 10th, 2008
12:04:37 AM
Mediocre Futurama is better than Family Guy
by beetlegeuse
Jun 10th, 2008
12:21:11 AM
Oh I get it
by Napoleon Park
Jun 10th, 2008
12:24:48 AM
Fry/Leela.....
by woggerman
Jun 10th, 2008
12:32:36 AM
AICN promotes piracy with these reviews
by Riley Martin
Jun 10th, 2008
12:33:18 AM
I'll buy it twice...
by therobcat
Jun 10th, 2008
12:56:10 AM
saw it and thought it was great
by BrainFart
Jun 10th, 2008
02:03:34 AM
the pacing was awkward, a lot of jokes fell flat
by zooch
Jun 10th, 2008
02:03:45 AM
futurama and venture bros ..........
by BrainFart
Jun 10th, 2008
02:06:40 AM
Quit kissin ass - It's Totally Lame.
by catlettuce4
Jun 10th, 2008
02:18:46 AM
Morbo is neither pleased nor sticky
by newc0253
Jun 10th, 2008
02:42:49 AM
wait, someone said the first one was better?
by newc0253
Jun 10th, 2008
02:47:48 AM
agreed Riley Martin
by Talkbacker with no name
Jun 10th, 2008
02:51:37 AM
Much better than BBBS
by David Cloverfield
Jun 10th, 2008
02:52:55 AM
BBS
by jsm1978
Jun 10th, 2008
03:07:45 AM
Do you think I WANTED to post it Sucks?
by catlettuce4
Jun 10th, 2008
03:15:03 AM
the
by BrainFart
Jun 10th, 2008
03:42:23 AM
the "touching scene"
by BrainFart
Jun 10th, 2008
03:43:03 AM
The reviewer pretty much hits the nail on the head here, sadly
by Cash907
Jun 10th, 2008
03:51:14 AM
It really, really pains me to say this...
by Admonisher
Jun 10th, 2008
04:01:43 AM
Sounds like pants
by V'Shael
Jun 10th, 2008
05:04:53 AM
Just watched it
by Porco Drunko
Jun 10th, 2008
05:56:48 AM
No Way, It Rules
by ThomasServo
Jun 10th, 2008
06:35:09 AM
Fry and Leela
by ThomasServo
Jun 10th, 2008
06:37:05 AM
Shill post?
by catlettuce4
Jun 10th, 2008
07:02:58 AM
Original Futurama wasn't so great in first run.
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 10th, 2008
07:58:32 AM
not for those not already fans...
by spidercoz
Jun 10th, 2008
09:00:34 AM
Review?
by CuervoJones
Jun 10th, 2008
09:28:51 AM
I liked Bender´s Big Score
by CuervoJones
Jun 10th, 2008
09:34:01 AM
Zapp
by ZapRowsdower
Jun 10th, 2008
10:22:40 AM
Hilarious!
by lagomorph
Jun 10th, 2008
10:34:07 AM
More hilarious!
by lagomorph
Jun 10th, 2008
10:35:57 AM
Summed up
by lagomorph
Jun 10th, 2008
10:40:02 AM
Der's mah buttahscawtch!
by Reilly
Jun 10th, 2008
11:23:20 AM
The movie is terrific
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 10th, 2008
11:25:54 AM
AMY: Take care, my teeny-greeny-weenie!
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 10th, 2008
11:30:27 AM
"MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 10th, 2008
11:31:09 AM
Hey Herc...
by DrEdwardMorbius
Jun 10th, 2008
12:19:20 PM
the reviewer is a dooosh
by bigbossman71
Jun 10th, 2008
12:44:45 PM
Is it the feature-length format that's the problem?
by fiester
Jun 10th, 2008
01:23:06 PM
It's good.
by I Hope You Die
Jun 10th, 2008
03:05:21 PM
It's good.
by omarthesnake
Jun 10th, 2008
03:50:28 PM
Ewwwwwwwww...boot feet!
by Brunomac
Jun 10th, 2008
04:36:19 PM
Dear Douche Bags
by Brunomac
Jun 10th, 2008
04:42:22 PM
BEST CARTOON SHOW EVER
by Napoleon Park
Jun 10th, 2008
04:45:19 PM
Billy West is great as Zap
by Oski
Jun 10th, 2008
06:19:17 PM
catlettuce4...
by ThomasServo
Jun 10th, 2008
07:14:04 PM
I'll admit, I saw it, and it was less than great...
by Kelvington
Jun 10th, 2008
08:10:01 PM
Pazuzu!
by Jarek
Jun 10th, 2008
08:36:18 PM
Yeesh...
by Paul T. Ryan
Jun 10th, 2008
09:44:43 PM
The 90 minute format drags a little...
by Bill Clay
Jun 11th, 2008
12:11:44 AM
yes Phil Hartman's psycho wife he shoulda
by Groothewarrior
Jun 11th, 2008
12:45:13 AM
Phil and Martha Stewart he coulda been the analretentant chef
by Groothewarrior
Jun 11th, 2008
12:46:09 AM
I've seen it. The story is so stupid. Even Zoidberg's jokes are
by Darth Bauer
Jun 11th, 2008
10:21:11 AM
^awful
by Darth Bauer
Jun 11th, 2008
10:21:41 AM
Loved FUTURAMA the TV series
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 11th, 2008
12:36:35 PM
Just download it already.
by DarkJediStoops
Jun 11th, 2008
01:13:29 PM
I've seen it and liked it much better than BBS.
by beastie
Jun 11th, 2008
02:12:56 PM
Yeah. I'll totally take some so-so Futurama over none.
by beastie
Jun 11th, 2008
02:18:22 PM
I just watched this
by SUPERJIM
Jun 11th, 2008
03:17:58 PM
The first half was good but that Yevo ruined it.
by JKrow21
Jun 11th, 2008
10:19:26 PM
Again, no Fry/Leela, no watchee
by Fireproof
Jun 12th, 2008
12:04:44 AM
It's Good
by fastcars
Jun 12th, 2008
01:01:33 AM
How much money is enough for Matt Groening?
by RicardoMontalban
Jun 12th, 2008
07:17:50 AM
Yeesh...
by catlettuce4
Jun 12th, 2008
09:16:49 AM
Wow, Whiney Little Girls
by ThomasServo
Jun 12th, 2008
11:58:40 AM
So, I wastched this,
by Thorstrongstone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:11:57 PM
What the fuck
by Thorstrongstone
Jun 12th, 2008
01:13:07 PM
Fry and Leela's Relationship???
by _Maltheus_
Jun 12th, 2008
03:11:59 PM
Fry/Leela IS addressed.
by lagomorph
Jun 13th, 2008
07:14:19 AM
I loved it.
by Gilkuliehe
Jun 14th, 2008
10:53:22 PM

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