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Moriarty Consults THE LOVE GURU!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

When I spoke to Harry on the phone earlier tonight and told him I was working on my LOVE GURU review, he got very quiet.

“... and... was it... any good?”

He went on to explain that there’s pretty much no way he’ll end up seeing this film. Not now. Not ever. Even when I told him what I thought of it, he didn’t budge. Just wasn’t interested at all. He’s seen the trailers. He’s seen the clips. Nope.

Such is the state of much of fandom’s attitude towards Mike Myers on the eve of the release of this film, and that's a goddamn shame. It’s a big test for Myers as a movie star. He’s going head-to-head with GET SMART. Steve Carell has been making a ton of films lately, and he’s built a real head of steam for himself as a box-office force. Myers hasn’t created an original movie character like this since Austin Powers, and the last one of those, GOLDMEMBER, was six years ago. The comedy landscape has shifted since Myers made the first AUSTIN POWERS over a decade ago. Thanks to guys like Ricky Gervais and Judd Apatow and Matt and Trey and Larry David and Edgar Wright, the entire vocabulary of film comedy has become very different. It’s strange that ZOHAN and LOVE GURU would come out so close together, since both represent significant stylistic risks. ZOHAN has some funny spots, but on the whole, it didn’t work for me. THE LOVE GURU, on the other hand, finds its footing early and struck me as a very nice return to form for Myers, a confident vehicle for his particular comic sensibility. It’s sweet and very silly, and Guru Pitka is a really welcome grown-up twist on the underlying adolescence of much of what Myers does.

And I mean that in the best way. Comedy fascinates me because of what an involuntary thing laughter is. The idea of setting out to provoke that response, the determination it takes to think that you can reliably get this completely natural reaction to happen... and there’s a certain age where I think you discover that desire in yourself, where you start to figure out that you can get laughs, and that there’s something really addictive about it.

Myers is like that kid who just learned 12 really naughty jokes, and he can’t wait to tell them to you, and even as he does, you can see how delighted he is to be able to tell the jokes in the first place. When he’s on a roll during a scene, having a good time, I find it infectious. He makes me laugh like I’m sitting across from my best friend in church on a Sunday morning, getting death stares from my parents every time a snort or guffaw escapes.

At the start of the film, Guru Pitka is already a bit of a celebrity. In fact, he’s the number-two guru, which is no small thing. He’s got his own successful ashram in Los Angeles. He’s got celebrities coming to him for guidance. He’s living the dream. But he’s never been on Oprah, and he’s always second to Deepak Choprah, and those two things eat at him. He is consumed by those most American of desires... money and fame. Even so, his seminars we glimpse are filled with silly-yet-sincere messages, and this is one part of the character I found surprising. I don’t think Myers is trying to mock the self-help movement with this film. Not at all. Guru Pitka is pop psychology writ large, absolutely, but he’s not an idiot. He simplifies. He is dramatic with his method. But the underlying ideas he offers up are real ones, and there’s a gentle quality to the movie that I really liked. It’s sort of the polar opposite of ZOHAN, which was a filthy movie disguised as a sweet comedy, while this pretends to be dirty to cover up its marshmallow middle.

I like how Myers has to create an entire comic universe around these characters, like he did in AUSTIN POWERS. What made me love the Power series was more than just the main character... it was all the peripheral weirdos around him. Myers plays just one character in this film, so he’s cast such disparate oddballs as Justin Timberlake (outrageous as a horse-cocked hockey star with a Celine Dion fetish), Ben Kingsley (couldn’t be broader if he tried), John Oliver (another DAILY SHOW correspondent making the jump to big studio comedy), and Romany Malco, whose resume is looking really, really good these days. As is traditional with Myers films, his leading lady is gorgeous and sort of terrible (Heather Graham in SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, Beyonce in GOLDMEMBER, Jessica Alba in this one), but they always seem like they’re game for whatever Myers is up to, enjoying themselves even if they can’t quite keep up.

Malco plays Darren Roanoake, “the Tiger Woods of hockey,” who has suffered a debilitating drop in his gameplay after his wife Prudence (the ridiculously hot Meagan Good) leaves him for “Le Coq,” Timberlake’s character. Roanoake is the ultimate act of wish fulfillment for Myers, who is a lifelong Maple Leafs fan. In the world of the movie, Roanoake has gotten the Leafs within spitting distance of the Stanley Cup, and Pitka is hired to “fix” Roanoake so that he’s focused for the playoffs. It’s a premise that allows Myers to roast the fixation on celebrity romance, as well as our entire culture of the easy fix. Myers throws so many gags and jokes and visual flourishes at the viewer that the film becomes a game of percentages. For me, I’d say a majority of the jokes hit their target, and I was exhausted from laughing by the end of the movie. It’s that sort of film, where if you connect to the sense of humor, you’re going to find yourself pretty much carried along consistently throughout. There are certainly some familiar set-ups and rhythms to what Myers does here, but there are also many new quirks and eccentricities peppered all the way through. For me, the bottom line was that I liked the Guru Pitka. I am intrigued by the character, and so I was willing to follow him wherever he went in this crazed world Myers built around him. First-time director Marco Schnabel (an AD for Jay Roach on the Austin Powers films) seems to be working in full service of Myers and his vision here. Schnabel’s work is fine, but not particularly noteworthy. Basically, all he has to do is make sure he gives Myers the right room to work, and that’s what he does, with Myers taking full advantage of the playground that’s set up for him.

I hope audiences take a chance on THE LOVE GURU. And I hope Myers doesn’t wait so long before introducing us to more original characters in the future, since it feels to me like he’s still able to tap into a real love for what he does, and for these oddballs he gives such hilarious life to.



Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles

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I agree with Harry
by Trazadone
Jun 12th, 2008
06:21:16 AM
Myers' mistake was to disappear for 5 years between movies
by Trazadone
Jun 12th, 2008
06:22:33 AM
Tird!
by Mistahtibbs
Jun 12th, 2008
06:23:12 AM
Aw crap.
by Mistahtibbs
Jun 12th, 2008
06:24:36 AM
Nothing Matters To Me
by MrDuke118
Jun 12th, 2008
06:25:36 AM
The Love Guru has Herpies
by redfist
Jun 12th, 2008
06:26:07 AM
I'll Pass
by Magic Rat
Jun 12th, 2008
06:26:29 AM
Mike Myers learned those 12 naughty jokes.....
by ampersand110
Jun 12th, 2008
06:27:53 AM
I'm a Hyper-Hypo
by onusbone
Jun 12th, 2008
06:30:29 AM
The EW article was intriguing, too.
by Napoleon Park
Jun 12th, 2008
06:34:51 AM
Might try it on DVD, because of your review.
by beastie
Jun 12th, 2008
06:47:17 AM
Personally Zohan worked for me.
by Napolean Solo
Jun 12th, 2008
06:58:00 AM
12 naughty jokes
by palewook
Jun 12th, 2008
06:59:33 AM
I may give it a whirl...
by tvspace
Jun 12th, 2008
07:00:22 AM
THE LOVE GURU, on the other hand, finds its footing early
by ingloriousjedi
Jun 12th, 2008
07:03:25 AM
The premise is terrible!
by RicardoMontalban
Jun 12th, 2008
07:04:27 AM
Myers Didn't Give Harry his Swag
by Internet Thug
Jun 12th, 2008
07:06:28 AM
"The comedy landscape has shifted"
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 12th, 2008
07:07:53 AM
Fantastic
by Chaosinabox
Jun 12th, 2008
07:22:59 AM
P and U
by PackyMcCracken
Jun 12th, 2008
07:25:06 AM
Trust
by lonestaricon
Jun 12th, 2008
07:26:47 AM
I'm looking forward to it
by CherryValance
Jun 12th, 2008
07:38:00 AM
I'd rathear eat my own shit
by Drunken Rage
Jun 12th, 2008
07:42:24 AM
howdy partner
by Mr_X
Jun 12th, 2008
07:46:41 AM
Mr_X is right! Just rent "The Party" instead!!
by slone13
Jun 12th, 2008
07:53:06 AM
So everybody hates Meyers because he took time off?
by Spandau Belly
Jun 12th, 2008
08:00:53 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jun 12th, 2008
08:03:50 AM
This looks like ass.
by BetaRayBill07
Jun 12th, 2008
08:06:43 AM
The word "original" needs to be scrubbed in this review entirely
by jimmay
Jun 12th, 2008
08:10:32 AM
Nice Pineapple Express review?
by Series7
Jun 12th, 2008
08:16:44 AM
you people hate Myers.
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Jun 12th, 2008
08:18:37 AM
bad bad bad
by zom-bot.com
Jun 12th, 2008
08:20:34 AM
"today's trendy hip new humor routine"
by zom-bot.com
Jun 12th, 2008
08:46:12 AM
Mike Meyers is hella old
by g-ride9000
Jun 12th, 2008
08:48:48 AM
Sellers
by malcolm_mccallum
Jun 12th, 2008
08:50:18 AM
UnknownUser "quoting" Idiocracy
by g-ride9000
Jun 12th, 2008
08:51:54 AM
Myers doesn't create characters
by Funketeer
Jun 12th, 2008
08:56:12 AM
So I Married an Axe Murderer is still his best film
by chrth
Jun 12th, 2008
08:57:36 AM
When I saw the trailer for "Austin Powers"
by Mr. Profit
Jun 12th, 2008
08:58:43 AM
myers lost a bit of my respect
by zom-bot.com
Jun 12th, 2008
09:00:10 AM
le coq
by snapple_ladys_lazy_eye
Jun 12th, 2008
09:04:50 AM
zom-bot.com
by g-ride9000
Jun 12th, 2008
09:06:59 AM
"return to form"????
by teddanson37
Jun 12th, 2008
09:11:39 AM

by geekzapoppin
Jun 12th, 2008
09:17:16 AM
John Oliver sucks
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jun 12th, 2008
09:20:44 AM
It's nice to see a great comic actor finally getting work
by HypeEndsHere
Jun 12th, 2008
09:22:23 AM
Mori's fave phrase these days: "writ large"
by Lance Rocke
Jun 12th, 2008
09:22:36 AM
Do a third Wayne's World
by InstantClassic
Jun 12th, 2008
09:26:34 AM
Comedy
by Series7
Jun 12th, 2008
09:33:17 AM
Myers has jumped the laugh track
by ricosuave21
Jun 12th, 2008
09:47:37 AM
I can't wait to see it...
by modern_lovers
Jun 12th, 2008
09:53:57 AM
But Moriarty.....
by kdoc13
Jun 12th, 2008
09:55:12 AM
Myers on Letterman once...
by Doctor Cosmic
Jun 12th, 2008
10:01:01 AM
Austin Powers is unfunny, overrated shit
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Jun 12th, 2008
10:04:36 AM
Doctor Cosmic
by Series7
Jun 12th, 2008
10:16:28 AM
I dont think Myers will ever be able to escape the castigation
by emeraldboy
Jun 12th, 2008
10:30:46 AM
But... it looks... so awful...
by Charlie Murphy
Jun 12th, 2008
10:40:10 AM
MIDGET JOKES! VERNE TROYER! HOW FRESH!
by la_sith
Jun 12th, 2008
10:44:25 AM
Mori's 2nd favorite phrase "for me"
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Jun 12th, 2008
10:47:17 AM
MIDGET JOKES! MIDGET JOKES!
by la_sith
Jun 12th, 2008
10:48:23 AM
mike myers, peter sellers
by zom-bot.com
Jun 12th, 2008
10:51:54 AM
verne
by zom-bot.com
Jun 12th, 2008
10:53:07 AM
Myers should remake UNDER THE RAINBOW
by la_sith
Jun 12th, 2008
11:06:16 AM
It's movies, not personal
by toxicbuddha
Jun 12th, 2008
11:13:45 AM
I don't know. I always have low expectations for
by TVguy4566
Jun 12th, 2008
11:33:00 AM
Austin Powers trailer
by Rupee88
Jun 12th, 2008
11:37:58 AM
The Cat in the Hat made me want to punch Meyers in the throat.
by Rev. Slappy
Jun 12th, 2008
11:44:00 AM
This mean they left all the funny stuff out of the trailer?
by jerseycajun
Jun 12th, 2008
11:49:34 AM
Nope
by Kentucky Colonel
Jun 12th, 2008
11:50:41 AM
Should have waited to release this movie some other time...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 12th, 2008
12:09:04 PM
The myth that Myers hasn;t done anything in years
by Napoleon Park
Jun 12th, 2008
12:14:39 PM
I still respect MM, but am not interested in Love Guru
by finky089
Jun 12th, 2008
12:19:22 PM
Plus it just doesn't seem that funny
by finky089
Jun 12th, 2008
12:20:26 PM

by Petro45
Jun 12th, 2008
12:20:59 PM
Just as sad....
by skimn
Jun 12th, 2008
12:52:24 PM
ChocolateReign
by Series7
Jun 12th, 2008
01:35:11 PM
I loved the first AUSTIN POWERS movie
by Tacom
Jun 12th, 2008
01:58:35 PM
Myers seems stuck in the
by skimn
Jun 12th, 2008
02:00:07 PM
Not now, not ever?
by UnCoolNews
Jun 12th, 2008
02:12:38 PM
Harry doesn't want to see it because he's afraid he'll love it..
by www.valiens.com
Jun 12th, 2008
02:26:45 PM
Wow, am I drunk?
by www.valiens.com
Jun 12th, 2008
02:27:55 PM
Hurley was bad. Beyonce was worse. Alba's acting the worst...
by TheRealRatigan
Jun 12th, 2008
02:36:21 PM
Sorry this looks dreadful....if its good
by lb
Jun 12th, 2008
03:20:29 PM
Who Watches the Watchmen?
by KurtLockwood
Jun 12th, 2008
03:33:05 PM
I miss absurd comedy
by smackfu
Jun 12th, 2008
04:30:20 PM
Really looking forward to not seeing this
by Iowa Snot Client
Jun 12th, 2008
04:52:52 PM
Looks fun
by beelkay
Jun 12th, 2008
05:33:08 PM
meh, hmm, sigh and every other vaguely indifferent phrase you ca
by applescruff
Jun 12th, 2008
05:47:00 PM
I've never been able to stand Mike Meyers
by Donanonymous
Jun 12th, 2008
05:58:20 PM
If it makes me laugh like Austin Powers...
by wash
Jun 12th, 2008
06:05:06 PM
Can't be any worse than Zohan... Can it?
by Novaman5000
Jun 12th, 2008
06:41:06 PM
its o.k. to hate timberlake but to call him a no talent
by slappy jones
Jun 12th, 2008
07:39:29 PM
So is apatow still everyones comedy god who can do no wrong??
by slappy jones
Jun 12th, 2008
07:41:16 PM
www.valiens.com ferrell gets a pass because he is funny.
by slappy jones
Jun 12th, 2008
07:42:25 PM
Give up the "it's just fun!" crap.
by jimmay
Jun 12th, 2008
07:57:32 PM
And the Kanye West thing.
by jimmay
Jun 12th, 2008
08:03:17 PM
Powers 2: electric deja vu
by Napoleon Park
Jun 12th, 2008
08:15:37 PM
Wasn't Harry the one...
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 12th, 2008
09:52:13 PM
And by mobir...I mean movie
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 12th, 2008
09:53:14 PM
I'm probably the only person here...
by Darkman
Jun 12th, 2008
10:02:07 PM
Why do midgets allow themselves to be humiliated?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jun 12th, 2008
10:02:45 PM
If it is a good film, the trailers must seek to keep that secret
by chromedome
Jun 12th, 2008
11:13:11 PM
normallly i'm against the mass holocaust of undesirables
by Prossor
Jun 13th, 2008
08:07:46 PM
I think Harry later recanted on Borat...
by wash
Jun 13th, 2008
09:09:55 PM
"This movie sets the standard by which all movies that suck will
by Pumpkinjoe
Jun 24th, 2008
01:26:58 PM

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