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Mr. Beaks Sees Twenty-Five Minutes Of Zack Snyder's WATCHMEN, Says More Than "Hurm"!



"I am going to look at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars are their old photographs."

When I read, I have a peculiar tendency to sort of "score the book". In other words, as soon as I pick up on the mood of the piece, a melody presents itself - typically a melody from another composer, but not always. It's a habit I cultivated in childhood, and it grew out of my fierce interest in comic books - and since movies were my other preferred method of storytelling, why not treat the reading of a graphic novel like the unfolding of a film? And so it went: Bernard Herrmann for THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS; Vangelis's "End Titles" theme from BLADE RUNNER for THE UNCANNY X-MEN; running triplets of my own devising for any of the Spider-Man series. Sometimes I hum them. Oftentimes, people think I'm certifiable.

For WATCHMEN, it was Prokofiev's "Lieutenant Kije Suite" - or Sting's appropriation of it for his heavy-handed Cold War lament, "Russians" - and it was a purely emotional response to the melancholy origin story of Dr. Manhattan, which begins in Chapter IV, amid the frigid loneliness of Mars, with the above-quoted observation. For me, "Russians" and WATCHMEN have been inextricable since I made that association; it's what I hear every time I revisit Alan Moore's graphic novel (a part of me always wanted to pair the two when I made my brilliant adaptation of WATCHMEN; stunningly, that never happened). I figured it was stuck there for good.

Well, now it's gone, replaced by Philip Glass's mournful, organ-tinged "Prophecies" from KOYAANISQATSI. As far as I'm concerned, Zack Snyder is henceforth in full ownership of Jon Osterman's vaporization and glowing blue rebirth as "Dr. Manhattan". And while I hate to make sweeping proclamations based on twenty-five minutes of unfinished footage (unveiled Wednesday evening by Warner Bros. at The Lot in West Hollywood), I'm beginning to sense that he's transformed Moore's "unfilmable" deconstruction of the twentieth-century superhero into indelible twenty-first century cinema.

But first, Snyder's got to lock down that Glass cue - which, as of now, is not permanent (though it's certainly been on his mind for a while, seeing as how it accompanied the extended teaser at Comic Con '08). He should also do everything in his power to keep the original recording of Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are a-Changin'" for the opening title sequence (a stirring montage of key events starting with the "Minutemen" period and concluding with that molotov cocktail through the glass storefront), even though he told us that he's going to have to expanded the bridge to leg the three-minute tune out to six minutes. If there's a way to seamlessly mesh the old with the new, I'd much prefer it to a new recording; the original is too loaded with deep societal significance. And, oh, what a sickening feeling to hear it whilst watching an overcranked recreation of JFK's assassination from the vantage point of The Comedian as the second gunman (I literally flinched at this).

Moore's tome has not humbled Snyder; it's emboldened him. Whereas Snyder seemed committed to channeling Frank Miller's 300 directly from the page to the screen (with every thrust and decapitation intact), he's bravely added his own flourishes to WATCHMEN. Aside from the music, which adroitly evokes the era (KOYAANISQATSI was very much a 1980s Cold War creation), he's also made reference to the most influential movies of our time. When you see Nixon in the War Room, it's Kubrick's War Room; when Dr. Manhattan is brutally taming Vietnam, it's Coppola's Vietnam (though, according to production designer Alex McDowell, minor stylistic alterations, like the shape of the overhead lights in the War Room, were necessary to avoid legal dust-ups*). Snyder may not be a stranger to audaciousness (he did, after all, remake DAWN OF THE DEAD), but this is the first time I've sensed him in the work. And I think this reconfiguring of classic cinematic tropes is a potentially brilliant idea. Conceptually, it's in keeping with Moore's depiction of pop culture rising up against (or knuckling under) the encroachment of full-blown authoritarianism; hell, I think the notoriously cranky writer might even approve of some of these changes.

I do not, however, think he'd be a huge fan of Snyder's pre-credit fight sequence between The Comedian and you-know-who. Though it's an essential (and very well done) capitulation to the demands of the marketplace, purists will almost certainly carp at the idea of a conventional action set piece (probably a minute long) kicking off WATCHMEN. The jailhouse rescue of Rorschach has also been protracted to show off the combat expertise of Nite Owl and Silk Spectre; again, it's invigorating stuff (Snyder subscribes to the full-shot, long-take philosophy of filmic fisticuffs, which is refreshing in our post-BOURNE age), but it's definitely an embellishment of what's on the page. Same goes for Dr. Manhattan casually exploding a bunch of thugs in a night club - though I think we all can agree on the shot of the tough guys' innards plastered to the ceiling from the impact. This is what happens when mere mortals go toe-to-toe with a real-life "Superman".

One other fan caveat has been the fetish-y appearance of Michael Wilkinson's costumes. Drop it. On a functional level, they work beautifully within Snyder's (and McDowell's) heightened environment; meanwhile, on a thematic level, they're a smart and, I think, necessary answer to the rubber-suit nonsense of the modern superhero movie. With such heavily deconstructive material, Snyder would be remiss if he didn't comment on the medium in which this version of Moore's narrative is being told.

At the end of the day, it's twenty-five minutes of unfinished footage, so I don't want to damn the film with unreasonable expectations by saying it's "epochal" or that it "looks like nothing I've ever seen before" - even though both escaped my lips as I discussed the presentation with Moriarty on the way home. It's too early. And these pre-release, piecemeal hype generators can be misleading. That said, even if Snyder Bathgates the rest of the movie, those opening credits and Dr. Jon Osterman's Glass-scored ascent from man to God are all-timers. Available evidence suggests that these passages won't be isolated glimmers of genius. It's taken two decades, but the light has reached us. People, I think Zack Snyder has conquered WATCHMEN.

My apologies, Zack, but you called your shot last night. You've earned the hyperbole. Now finish this fucker right.

Faithfully submitted,

Mr. Beaks

*Yes, the Fox lawsuit came up, and, no, Snyder had nothing to say beyond a stock "We're focused on finishing the movie" type of deflection.)

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Cool
by Ravyn
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:01:08 PM
cool, part 2
by Ravyn
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:02:07 PM
Huh...
by toshiro-solo
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:03:02 PM
Damn, Beaks you just got me really excited for this.
by Cameron1
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:05:52 PM
It's unavoidable...
by Octaveaeon
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:08:32 PM
sweet
by rookie116
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:09:54 PM
More suggestions for music...
by The Equalizer
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:10:00 PM
Philip Glass
by catlettuce4
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:10:43 PM
Beaks...
by Nickn328
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:12:20 PM
I Don't Understand... Too Complicated...
by BojTrek
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:12:49 PM
Mr. Beaks
by catlettuce4
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:13:05 PM
Music We Know Is In The Movie
by mrbeaks
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:13:07 PM
Hmmmmm...
by Pawprint
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:17:48 PM
Great review...and great taste in music but...
by Mysterious Bones
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:18:47 PM
Extaended Jailbreak? Extended Comedian fight? Good!
by Movietool
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:19:14 PM
Dialgoue
by mrbeaks
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:20:35 PM
I've said it before....
by superzero
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:21:05 PM
Pawprint
by mrbeaks
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:24:57 PM
MrBeaks
by Pawprint
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:27:41 PM
Thanks, Beaks
by DennisMM
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:30:21 PM
Thanks God the title of the article wasn't...
by Argentino
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:32:24 PM
Owl of Minerva...
by Octaveaeon
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:32:44 PM
Performances Look Spot-On, DennisMN
by mrbeaks
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:39:05 PM
As someone who hated, HATED 300...
by henrydalton
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:39:10 PM
Beaks
by Herewereyouwish
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:39:31 PM
I'm really looking forward to this, but the JFK thing...
by Frisco
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:39:40 PM
Frisco
by Pawprint
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:41:37 PM
My Watchmen score...
by Gwai Lo
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:41:42 PM
No, the JFK thing isn't going too far.
by Fawst
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:45:28 PM
an 80s Calvin Klein-esque commercial
by Thrillho77
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:46:25 PM
The JFK line...
by Thrillho77
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:50:25 PM
If this is better than Dark Knight.....
by The Dum Guy
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:50:39 PM
Why does everyone want to see an R-Rated Batman?
by Gwai Lo
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:54:56 PM
Anticipation
by Lost4Words
Oct 2nd, 2008
04:59:39 PM
mr beaks...
by Dr.DirtyD
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:02:24 PM
an R rated Batman
by Paul Bucciarelli
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:05:55 PM
Not "A Few"...
by mrbeaks
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:06:28 PM
FUCK SLOW MOTION ACTION SEQUENCES
by Kapowski
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:09:31 PM
The Watchmen - Moore's deconstruction..
by Octaveaeon
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:14:52 PM
You guys realize...
by Archive
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:35:46 PM
Dusk of Western Culture...
by Octaveaeon
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:36:26 PM
Life isn't fair.
by DarthCorleone
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:37:38 PM
Can anyone...
by anyrandomhero
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:49:03 PM
FUCK YOU SNYDER
by ominus
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:52:15 PM
Unfilmable...or just a pain in the ass?
by RosebudsTheSled
Oct 2nd, 2008
05:53:05 PM
i have heard the squid
by aestheticity
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:06:31 PM
FACT: KOYAANISQATSI IS THE BEST SCORE EVER
by Proman1984
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:09:00 PM
Music
by Gym
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:33:40 PM
The JFK bit is in the book....
by catlettuce4
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:41:40 PM
The Squid is OUT
by Jawa 007
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:42:57 PM
Wait. So, Ace Ventura wasn't the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Knoll?
by thebearovingian
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:54:25 PM
what the fuck did i just read... ugh
by Stengah
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:57:01 PM
"it's definitely an embellishment of what's on the page"
by O_Goncho
Oct 2nd, 2008
06:59:59 PM
Why should we get an R rated Batman?
by The Dum Guy
Oct 2nd, 2008
07:31:16 PM
DUMGUY
by quamb
Oct 2nd, 2008
07:49:41 PM
quamb
by The Dum Guy
Oct 2nd, 2008
08:00:15 PM
Hurm...
by KurtLockwood
Oct 2nd, 2008
08:02:18 PM
thebearovingian
by Thrillho77
Oct 2nd, 2008
08:29:13 PM
Gwai Lo - Stop it w/ the pencil!
by karatemedia
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:16:14 PM
More violence and profanity would do NOTHING...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:33:48 PM
you're all asshats
by RosebudsTheSled
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:39:16 PM
For those of you who think PG-13...
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:58:51 PM
For some reason, folks thinks all movies...
by karatemedia
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:59:46 PM
Oh, and...
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 2nd, 2008
09:59:59 PM
Oh, and DoctorStopMo
by karatemedia
Oct 2nd, 2008
10:02:33 PM
ColWTH
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 2nd, 2008
10:06:54 PM
Karatemedia
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 2nd, 2008
10:10:00 PM
Wow
by fivezero
Oct 2nd, 2008
10:23:06 PM
DoctorStopMo
by karatemedia
Oct 2nd, 2008
10:25:32 PM
This is a Watchmen talkback
by My friends call me Killjoy
Oct 2nd, 2008
11:35:23 PM
Am I missing something? What the hell is KOYAANISQATSI?
by Chicken Thunder
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:59:11 AM
I just want more movies to be more than kids shit...
by The Dum Guy
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:01:34 AM

by The Dum Guy
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:06:03 AM
My friends call me Killjoy
by zooch
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:19:55 AM
ColWTH: "I grew up enough to know comic books were schlock"
by filmcans
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:53:45 AM
Ha ha ha!
by Chicken Thunder
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:58:17 AM
"statement
by filmcans
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:12:52 AM
KurtLockwood
by O_Goncho
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:41:30 AM
Ha Ha!
by TheRealMoriarty
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:44:34 AM
ColWTH
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:16:43 AM
Pencil trick
by Gwai Lo
Oct 3rd, 2008
03:49:27 AM
Scweam! it wiw be a fwop SCWEAM!!! *yawn*
by G100
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:38:52 AM
When I was in high school I let my english professor read Watchm
by Jackie Boy
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:52:53 AM
ColWTH...
by Ghostball
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:36:04 AM
Well, it can't be worse that the adaptation of Moore's LOEG.
by OgreYouAsshole
Oct 3rd, 2008
06:30:16 AM
300 was awful
by Samuel Fulmer
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:02:57 AM
That aside
by Samuel Fulmer
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:04:13 AM
Not AntiAmerican
by WerePlatypus
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:07:51 AM
Watchmen..
by kingoflight
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:37:52 AM
Jawa... give some context for your assertion that the squid...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:56:36 AM
Moore is still a chump.
by Kizeesh
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:52:49 AM
Possibly a better report than Moriarty's
by zapano
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:02:33 AM
*** Great costume design in a superhero flick! ***
by JDanielP
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:04:02 AM
Regarding Alan Moore: who cares?
by Le Vicious Fishus
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:17:27 AM

by General Crom
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:17:28 AM
I won't pay to see this....nor will most people....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:21:20 AM
Beaks... we need to know...
by Subtlety
Oct 3rd, 2008
11:52:57 AM
Dickblood is just 12 years old-and a moron to boot.
by General Crom
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:12:50 PM
still skeptical
by Dr Eric Vornoff
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:15:17 PM
General Crom
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:15:21 PM
DANNYGLOVERSDICKHEAD
by Paul Bucciarelli
Oct 3rd, 2008
12:34:14 PM
Re: Le Vicious Fishus
by Kizeesh
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:00:04 PM
wow....a lot of love for Watchmen in here....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:09:58 PM
Kizeesh
by Paul Bucciarelli
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:10:33 PM
Thanks Beaks...
by Ned Pepper
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:24:15 PM
If you must.
by Kizeesh
Oct 3rd, 2008
01:41:50 PM
ColWTH...you ignorant slut
by bacci40
Oct 3rd, 2008
02:45:33 PM
Wow you misunderstand Moore more than I thought
by drturing
Oct 3rd, 2008
04:25:37 PM
ColWTH
by frozen01
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:05:26 PM

by frozen01
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:06:16 PM
Yes, drturing
by mrbeaks
Oct 3rd, 2008
05:12:08 PM
ColWTH/ Box Office
by DoctorStopMo
Oct 3rd, 2008
06:35:15 PM
ColWth, you are aware that the US in Watchmen...
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 3rd, 2008
08:27:01 PM
Um...
by Mockingbuddha
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:29:26 PM
When I hollowed out Watchmen,
by Mockingbuddha
Oct 3rd, 2008
09:31:20 PM
Character Ages
by symon
Oct 3rd, 2008
10:36:28 PM
symon....you need to use the internets a bit more
by bacci40
Oct 4th, 2008
01:20:50 AM
Forget the squid, does Snyder appear to treat Rorschach like a h
by Cameron1
Oct 4th, 2008
08:50:18 AM
Come back Dickblood!
by General Crom
Oct 4th, 2008
11:33:33 AM
My favorite bit
by onusbone
Oct 4th, 2008
01:31:33 PM
Soon as Glass was mentioned i knew Snyder was taking it seriousl
by workshed
Oct 5th, 2008
11:13:29 AM
a real-life "Superman"?
by Dreamfasting
Oct 5th, 2008
05:37:57 PM
Hey CROM!
by Falcon7
Oct 5th, 2008
10:42:34 PM
The Music for the Trailer blew me away
by DoogieHowitzer
Oct 5th, 2008
11:46:04 PM
re: the music, the post-Bourne comment and the TDK reference in
by Shad0wfax
Oct 6th, 2008
05:46:30 AM
Rorschach
by papabendi
Oct 6th, 2008
07:21:35 AM
Snyders use of "when the man comes to town"
by knowthyself
Oct 6th, 2008
09:23:44 AM
I agree the Costumes wrong its too slick
by talkbackgeek
Oct 6th, 2008
09:23:46 AM
Yeah I know Rorschach was supposed to be the Question...
by Kid Z
Oct 6th, 2008
09:24:25 AM
Comedian. NOT O.K...
by Kid Z
Oct 6th, 2008
09:26:21 AM
Actually, I meant "why'd..."
by Kid Z
Oct 6th, 2008
09:27:11 AM
KnowThyself.
by Mostholy
Oct 6th, 2008
11:36:09 AM
Won't work
by Sithdan
Oct 6th, 2008
03:43:40 PM
KidZ
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 6th, 2008
08:49:51 PM
Close.
by Octaveaeon
Oct 6th, 2008
09:07:50 PM
hey AICN how bout some straight forward titles
by sleeptones
Oct 7th, 2008
03:09:46 AM
Snyder is an overrated hack that should not do Watchmen
by chien_sale
Oct 9th, 2008
04:45:31 AM

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