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Mr. Beaks Sees Twenty-Five Minutes Of Zack Snyder's WATCHMEN, Says More Than "Hurm"!
"I am going to look at the stars. They are so far away, and their light takes so long to reach us. All we ever see of stars are their old photographs."
When I read, I have a peculiar tendency to sort of "score the book". In other words, as soon as I pick up on the mood of the piece, a melody presents itself - typically a melody from another composer, but not always. It's a habit I cultivated in childhood, and it grew out of my fierce interest in comic books - and since movies were my other preferred method of storytelling, why not treat the reading of a graphic novel like the unfolding of a film? And so it went: Bernard Herrmann for THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS; Vangelis's "End Titles" theme from BLADE RUNNER for THE UNCANNY X-MEN; running triplets of my own devising for any of the Spider-Man series. Sometimes I hum them. Oftentimes, people think I'm certifiable.
For WATCHMEN, it was Prokofiev's "Lieutenant Kije Suite" - or Sting's appropriation of it for his heavy-handed Cold War lament, "Russians" - and it was a purely emotional response to the melancholy origin story of Dr. Manhattan, which begins in Chapter IV, amid the frigid loneliness of Mars, with the above-quoted observation. For me, "Russians" and WATCHMEN have been inextricable since I made that association; it's what I hear every time I revisit Alan Moore's graphic novel (a part of me always wanted to pair the two when I made my brilliant adaptation of WATCHMEN; stunningly, that never happened). I figured it was stuck there for good.
Well, now it's gone, replaced by Philip Glass's mournful, organ-tinged "Prophecies" from KOYAANISQATSI. As far as I'm concerned, Zack Snyder is henceforth in full ownership of Jon Osterman's vaporization and glowing blue rebirth as "Dr. Manhattan". And while I hate to make sweeping proclamations based on twenty-five minutes of unfinished footage (unveiled Wednesday evening by Warner Bros. at The Lot in West Hollywood), I'm beginning to sense that he's transformed Moore's "unfilmable" deconstruction of the twentieth-century superhero into indelible twenty-first century cinema.
But first, Snyder's got to lock down that Glass cue - which, as of now, is not permanent (though it's certainly been on his mind for a while, seeing as how it accompanied the extended teaser at Comic Con '08). He should also do everything in his power to keep the original recording of Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are a-Changin'" for the opening title sequence (a stirring montage of key events starting with the "Minutemen" period and concluding with that molotov cocktail through the glass storefront), even though he told us that he's going to have to expanded the bridge to leg the three-minute tune out to six minutes. If there's a way to seamlessly mesh the old with the new, I'd much prefer it to a new recording; the original is too loaded with deep societal significance. And, oh, what a sickening feeling to hear it whilst watching an overcranked recreation of JFK's assassination from the vantage point of The Comedian as the second gunman (I literally flinched at this).
Moore's tome has not humbled Snyder; it's emboldened him. Whereas Snyder seemed committed to channeling Frank Miller's 300 directly from the page to the screen (with every thrust and decapitation intact), he's bravely added his own flourishes to WATCHMEN. Aside from the music, which adroitly evokes the era (KOYAANISQATSI was very much a 1980s Cold War creation), he's also made reference to the most influential movies of our time. When you see Nixon in the War Room, it's Kubrick's War Room; when Dr. Manhattan is brutally taming Vietnam, it's Coppola's Vietnam (though, according to production designer Alex McDowell, minor stylistic alterations, like the shape of the overhead lights in the War Room, were necessary to avoid legal dust-ups*). Snyder may not be a stranger to audaciousness (he did, after all, remake DAWN OF THE DEAD), but this is the first time I've sensed him in the work. And I think this reconfiguring of classic cinematic tropes is a potentially brilliant idea. Conceptually, it's in keeping with Moore's depiction of pop culture rising up against (or knuckling under) the encroachment of full-blown authoritarianism; hell, I think the notoriously cranky writer might even approve of some of these changes.
I do not, however, think he'd be a huge fan of Snyder's pre-credit fight sequence between The Comedian and you-know-who. Though it's an essential (and very well done) capitulation to the demands of the marketplace, purists will almost certainly carp at the idea of a conventional action set piece (probably a minute long) kicking off WATCHMEN. The jailhouse rescue of Rorschach has also been protracted to show off the combat expertise of Nite Owl and Silk Spectre; again, it's invigorating stuff (Snyder subscribes to the full-shot, long-take philosophy of filmic fisticuffs, which is refreshing in our post-BOURNE age), but it's definitely an embellishment of what's on the page. Same goes for Dr. Manhattan casually exploding a bunch of thugs in a night club - though I think we all can agree on the shot of the tough guys' innards plastered to the ceiling from the impact. This is what happens when mere mortals go toe-to-toe with a real-life "Superman".
One other fan caveat has been the fetish-y appearance of Michael Wilkinson's costumes. Drop it. On a functional level, they work beautifully within Snyder's (and McDowell's) heightened environment; meanwhile, on a thematic level, they're a smart and, I think, necessary answer to the rubber-suit nonsense of the modern superhero movie. With such heavily deconstructive material, Snyder would be remiss if he didn't comment on the medium in which this version of Moore's narrative is being told.
At the end of the day, it's twenty-five minutes of unfinished footage, so I don't want to damn the film with unreasonable expectations by saying it's "epochal" or that it "looks like nothing I've ever seen before" - even though both escaped my lips as I discussed the presentation with Moriarty on the way home. It's too early. And these pre-release, piecemeal hype generators can be misleading. That said, even if Snyder Bathgates the rest of the movie, those opening credits and Dr. Jon Osterman's Glass-scored ascent from man to God are all-timers. Available evidence suggests that these passages won't be isolated glimmers of genius. It's taken two decades, but the light has reached us. People, I think Zack Snyder has conquered WATCHMEN.
My apologies, Zack, but you called your shot last night. You've earned the hyperbole. Now finish this fucker right.
Faithfully submitted,
Mr. Beaks
*Yes, the Fox lawsuit came up, and, no, Snyder had nothing to say beyond a stock "We're focused on finishing the movie" type of deflection.)
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Reader Talkback
Cool by Ravyn | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:01:08 PM | cool, part 2 by Ravyn | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:02:07 PM | Huh... by toshiro-solo | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:03:02 PM | Damn, Beaks you just got me
really excited for this. by Cameron1 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:05:52 PM | It's unavoidable... by Octaveaeon | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:08:32 PM | sweet by rookie116 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:09:54 PM | More suggestions for music... by The Equalizer | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:10:00 PM | Philip Glass by catlettuce4 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:10:43 PM | Beaks... by Nickn328 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:12:20 PM | I Don't Understand... Too
Complicated... by BojTrek | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:12:49 PM | Mr. Beaks by catlettuce4 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:13:05 PM | Music We Know Is In The Movie by mrbeaks | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:13:07 PM | Hmmmmm... by Pawprint | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:17:48 PM | Great review...and great taste
in music but... by Mysterious Bones | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:18:47 PM | Extaended Jailbreak? Extended
Comedian fight? Good! by Movietool | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:19:14 PM | Dialgoue by mrbeaks | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:20:35 PM | I've said it before.... by superzero | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:21:05 PM | Pawprint by mrbeaks | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:24:57 PM | MrBeaks by Pawprint | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:27:41 PM | Thanks, Beaks by DennisMM | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:30:21 PM | Thanks God the title of the
article wasn't... by Argentino | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:32:24 PM | Owl of Minerva... by Octaveaeon | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:32:44 PM | Performances Look Spot-On,
DennisMN by mrbeaks | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:39:05 PM | As someone who hated, HATED
300... by henrydalton | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:39:10 PM | Beaks by Herewereyouwish | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:39:31 PM | I'm really looking forward to
this, but the JFK thing... by Frisco | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:39:40 PM | Frisco by Pawprint | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:41:37 PM | My Watchmen score... by Gwai Lo | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:41:42 PM | No, the JFK thing isn't going
too far. by Fawst | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:45:28 PM | an 80s Calvin Klein-esque
commercial by Thrillho77 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:46:25 PM | The JFK line... by Thrillho77 | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:50:25 PM | If this is better than Dark
Knight..... by The Dum Guy | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:50:39 PM | Why does everyone want to see
an R-Rated Batman? by Gwai Lo | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:54:56 PM | Anticipation by Lost4Words | Oct 2nd, 2008 04:59:39 PM | mr beaks... by Dr.DirtyD | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:02:24 PM | an R rated Batman by Paul Bucciarelli | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:05:55 PM | Not "A Few"... by mrbeaks | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:06:28 PM | FUCK SLOW MOTION ACTION
SEQUENCES by Kapowski | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:09:31 PM | The Watchmen - Moore's
deconstruction.. by Octaveaeon | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:14:52 PM | You guys realize... by Archive | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:35:46 PM | Dusk of Western Culture... by Octaveaeon | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:36:26 PM | Life isn't fair. by DarthCorleone | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:37:38 PM | Can anyone... by anyrandomhero | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:49:03 PM | FUCK YOU SNYDER by ominus | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:52:15 PM | Unfilmable...or just a pain in
the ass? by RosebudsTheSled | Oct 2nd, 2008 05:53:05 PM | i have heard the squid by aestheticity | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:06:31 PM | FACT: KOYAANISQATSI IS THE
BEST SCORE EVER by Proman1984 | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:09:00 PM | Music by Gym | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:33:40 PM | The JFK bit is in the book.... by catlettuce4 | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:41:40 PM | The Squid is OUT by Jawa 007 | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:42:57 PM | Wait. So, Ace Ventura wasn't
the 2nd gunman on the Grassy
Knoll? by thebearovingian | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:54:25 PM | what the fuck did i just
read... ugh by Stengah | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:57:01 PM | "it's definitely an
embellishment of what's on the
page" by O_Goncho | Oct 2nd, 2008 06:59:59 PM | Why should we get an R rated
Batman? by The Dum Guy | Oct 2nd, 2008 07:31:16 PM | DUMGUY by quamb | Oct 2nd, 2008 07:49:41 PM | quamb by The Dum Guy | Oct 2nd, 2008 08:00:15 PM | Hurm... by KurtLockwood | Oct 2nd, 2008 08:02:18 PM | thebearovingian by Thrillho77 | Oct 2nd, 2008 08:29:13 PM | Gwai Lo - Stop it w/ the
pencil! by karatemedia | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:16:14 PM | More violence and profanity
would do NOTHING... by IAmJack'sUserID | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:33:48 PM | you're all asshats by RosebudsTheSled | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:39:16 PM | For those of you who think
PG-13... by DoctorStopMo | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:58:51 PM | For some reason, folks thinks
all movies... by karatemedia | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:59:46 PM | Oh, and... by DoctorStopMo | Oct 2nd, 2008 09:59:59 PM | Oh, and DoctorStopMo by karatemedia | Oct 2nd, 2008 10:02:33 PM | ColWTH by DoctorStopMo | Oct 2nd, 2008 10:06:54 PM | Karatemedia by DoctorStopMo | Oct 2nd, 2008 10:10:00 PM | Wow by fivezero | Oct 2nd, 2008 10:23:06 PM | DoctorStopMo by karatemedia | Oct 2nd, 2008 10:25:32 PM | This is a Watchmen talkback by My friends call me Killjoy | Oct 2nd, 2008 11:35:23 PM | Am I missing something? What
the hell is KOYAANISQATSI? by Chicken Thunder | Oct 3rd, 2008 12:59:11 AM | I just want more movies to be
more than kids shit... by The Dum Guy | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:01:34 AM | by The Dum Guy | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:06:03 AM | My friends call me Killjoy by zooch | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:19:55 AM | ColWTH: "I grew up enough to
know comic books were schlock" by filmcans | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:53:45 AM | Ha ha ha! by Chicken Thunder | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:58:17 AM | "statement by filmcans | Oct 3rd, 2008 02:12:52 AM | KurtLockwood by O_Goncho | Oct 3rd, 2008 02:41:30 AM | Ha Ha! by TheRealMoriarty | Oct 3rd, 2008 02:44:34 AM | ColWTH by DoctorStopMo | Oct 3rd, 2008 03:16:43 AM | Pencil trick by Gwai Lo | Oct 3rd, 2008 03:49:27 AM | Scweam! it wiw be a fwop
SCWEAM!!! *yawn* by G100 | Oct 3rd, 2008 04:38:52 AM | When I was in high school I
let my english professor read
Watchm by Jackie Boy | Oct 3rd, 2008 04:52:53 AM | ColWTH... by Ghostball | Oct 3rd, 2008 05:36:04 AM | Well, it can't be worse that
the adaptation of Moore's
LOEG. by OgreYouAsshole | Oct 3rd, 2008 06:30:16 AM | 300 was awful by Samuel Fulmer | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:02:57 AM | That aside by Samuel Fulmer | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:04:13 AM | Not AntiAmerican by WerePlatypus | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:07:51 AM | Watchmen.. by kingoflight | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:37:52 AM | Jawa... give some context for
your assertion that the
squid... by Le Vicious Fishus | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:56:36 AM | Moore is still a chump. by Kizeesh | Oct 3rd, 2008 09:52:49 AM | Possibly a better report than
Moriarty's by zapano | Oct 3rd, 2008 10:02:33 AM | *** Great costume design in a
superhero flick! *** by JDanielP | Oct 3rd, 2008 10:04:02 AM | Regarding Alan Moore: who
cares? by Le Vicious Fishus | Oct 3rd, 2008 10:17:27 AM | by General Crom | Oct 3rd, 2008 11:17:28 AM | I won't pay to see this....nor
will most people.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 3rd, 2008 11:21:20 AM | Beaks... we need to know... by Subtlety | Oct 3rd, 2008 11:52:57 AM | Dickblood is just 12 years
old-and a moron to boot. by General Crom | Oct 3rd, 2008 12:12:50 PM | still skeptical by Dr Eric Vornoff | Oct 3rd, 2008 12:15:17 PM | General Crom by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 3rd, 2008 12:15:21 PM | DANNYGLOVERSDICKHEAD by Paul Bucciarelli | Oct 3rd, 2008 12:34:14 PM | Re: Le Vicious Fishus by Kizeesh | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:00:04 PM | wow....a lot of love for
Watchmen in here.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:09:58 PM | Kizeesh by Paul Bucciarelli | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:10:33 PM | Thanks Beaks... by Ned Pepper | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:24:15 PM | If you must. by Kizeesh | Oct 3rd, 2008 01:41:50 PM | ColWTH...you ignorant slut by bacci40 | Oct 3rd, 2008 02:45:33 PM | Wow you misunderstand Moore
more than I thought by drturing | Oct 3rd, 2008 04:25:37 PM | ColWTH by frozen01 | Oct 3rd, 2008 05:05:26 PM | by frozen01 | Oct 3rd, 2008 05:06:16 PM | Yes, drturing by mrbeaks | Oct 3rd, 2008 05:12:08 PM | ColWTH/ Box Office by DoctorStopMo | Oct 3rd, 2008 06:35:15 PM | ColWth, you are aware that the
US in Watchmen... by FluffyUnbound | Oct 3rd, 2008 08:27:01 PM | Um... by Mockingbuddha | Oct 3rd, 2008 09:29:26 PM | When I hollowed out Watchmen, by Mockingbuddha | Oct 3rd, 2008 09:31:20 PM | Character Ages by symon | Oct 3rd, 2008 10:36:28 PM | symon....you need to use the
internets a bit more by bacci40 | Oct 4th, 2008 01:20:50 AM | Forget the squid, does Snyder
appear to treat Rorschach like
a h by Cameron1 | Oct 4th, 2008 08:50:18 AM | Come back Dickblood! by General Crom | Oct 4th, 2008 11:33:33 AM | My favorite bit by onusbone | Oct 4th, 2008 01:31:33 PM | Soon as Glass was mentioned i
knew Snyder was taking it
seriousl by workshed | Oct 5th, 2008 11:13:29 AM | a real-life "Superman"? by Dreamfasting | Oct 5th, 2008 05:37:57 PM | Hey CROM! by Falcon7 | Oct 5th, 2008 10:42:34 PM | The Music for the Trailer blew
me away by DoogieHowitzer | Oct 5th, 2008 11:46:04 PM | re: the music, the post-Bourne
comment and the TDK reference
in by Shad0wfax | Oct 6th, 2008 05:46:30 AM | Rorschach by papabendi | Oct 6th, 2008 07:21:35 AM | Snyders use of "when the man
comes to town" by knowthyself | Oct 6th, 2008 09:23:44 AM | I agree the Costumes wrong its
too slick by talkbackgeek | Oct 6th, 2008 09:23:46 AM | Yeah I know Rorschach was
supposed to be the Question... by Kid Z | Oct 6th, 2008 09:24:25 AM | Comedian. NOT O.K... by Kid Z | Oct 6th, 2008 09:26:21 AM | Actually, I meant "why'd..." by Kid Z | Oct 6th, 2008 09:27:11 AM | KnowThyself. by Mostholy | Oct 6th, 2008 11:36:09 AM | Won't work by Sithdan | Oct 6th, 2008 03:43:40 PM | KidZ by FluffyUnbound | Oct 6th, 2008 08:49:51 PM | Close. by Octaveaeon | Oct 6th, 2008 09:07:50 PM | hey AICN how bout some
straight forward titles by sleeptones | Oct 7th, 2008 03:09:46 AM | Snyder is an overrated hack
that should not do Watchmen by chien_sale | Oct 9th, 2008 04:45:31 AM |
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