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UPDATED WITH WINNERS!!! Win A Copy Of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (Unrated) DVD...

Now why would I want to win that? by rev_skarekroe	Dec 13th, 2007 10:20:44 AM

Good God No by Aquatarkusman	Dec 13th, 2007 10:21:09 AM
n/m
The reason I think this is a good contest by INWOsuxRED	Dec 13th, 2007 10:22:16 AM
is because I have a fireplace.
ENTRY & The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes by Lance Rocke	Dec 13th, 2007 10:27:03 AM
If Zombie re-imagined The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, the "Computer" would be an online pederast who huffed tennis shoes stolen from the neighboring elementary school gym.
Reimagine House of 1,000 corpses by Samuel Fulmer	Dec 13th, 2007 10:27:35 AM
Maybe by adding an actual plot to the last 30 minutes and take out all the bizzare edits (like cutting to old horror movies for no reason) that would fit better in an experimental essay film from the mid-60's. Also anyone else find it funny that the Zombie Halloween made barely 10 million at the box office than the original. I know I do!
Entry: The 'burb's by naevity	Dec 13th, 2007 10:29:31 AM
The neighbors would be some real hardcore serial killer's that kidnap his wife when she goes on vacation. At the end, he finds her wedding ring in the furnace.
Entry by bryn_cmbs	Dec 13th, 2007 10:29:39 AM
Rob Zombie re-imagines “Titanic” After viewing Titanic, Rob realizes no matter how hard he tries, he can’t make it suck any more than it already does, so he leaves it as is.
you couldn't pay me enough by 10111972	Dec 13th, 2007 10:30:09 AM
to watch this pile of hondekots(dutch for..) again!!
Entry: Titanic by bryn_cmbs	Dec 13th, 2007 10:31:50 AM
Sorry, forgot to put the film's title in the heading, here it is again: Rob Zombie re-imagines “Titanic” After viewing Titanic, Rob realizes no matter how hard he tries, he can’t make it suck any more than it already does, so he leaves it as is.
ENTRY by capttony	Dec 13th, 2007 10:32:10 AM
Rob Zombie reimagines Bambi. Bambi is strolling through the woods with his mom, when they stumble upon a group of drunk hunters. They hold her down, have their way with her, then let her run off to spawn a hideous half-human, half animal called the jack-off-alope.
10 million more by Samuel Fulmer	Dec 13th, 2007 10:32:59 AM
so 57 million vs. 47 million (70's dollars)
ENTRY: Pretty Woman by TooFlySamarai75	Dec 13th, 2007 10:33:18 AM
Richard Geres role could be a serial killer targeting prostitutes but he falls in love with one of his victims to be. They have issues when she figures out he is the guy all the girls have been worried about. Will they live happily ever after? Hopefully not.
Entry by darthdump	Dec 13th, 2007 10:34:39 AM
Remake Red Dawn but instead of russians attacking, make it bitchy women on their periods. And keep Swayze. SWAYZE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entry - Scooby Doo 3 by MeanBabyJames	Dec 13th, 2007 10:35:51 AM
I think we need a hard R version of the 60s cartoon. Blood and guts and nudity galore.
Entry by darthebarbarian	Dec 13th, 2007 10:36:24 AM
Insert witty comment here
This is a prize?!?!?!? by Sinisterjim	Dec 13th, 2007 10:36:37 AM
More like coal in your stocking!
Am I late for the Hate by THE KNIGHT	Dec 13th, 2007 10:38:13 AM
grabs some popcorn I haven't seen the film in theatres but it's on my Netflx Que list.
ENTRY: White Zombie by beastie	Dec 13th, 2007 10:39:02 AM
Sorry. I know it's the obvious choice, but what better for Rob to "re-imagine" than the flick that gave him and his band their monikers? I think that Sherri Moon could easily play the zombie bride who is reanimated via voodoo. It could take place in New Orleans and explore the joys of necrophelia.
Entry by A_Porpoise	Dec 13th, 2007 10:39:55 AM
Rob Zombie re-imagines 'London After Midnight' - The lost Lon Chaney movie...for one thing, the original is lost, so there won't be any fanboys complaining about how the re-imagining actually had the nerve to change things. Seriously, though - take the murder mystery, make the vampire more grotesque(as only Zombie could), and you've got a really intense thriller. He could really have fun teasing the audience with whether or not the events are supernatural or premeditated, too. Of course Bill Moseley would play the monster, and a juicy role for Sid Haig (perhaps as one of the suspects).
Come on guys it wasnt that bad. by DeeJay2ooo	Dec 13th, 2007 10:39:58 AM
thats all
ENTRY: Robot Monster by infinitymurph	Dec 13th, 2007 10:40:19 AM
Crazy killer in a monkey suit with a scuba helmet and a skull face goes after little kid and his family...does anything more really need to be said? The original Robot Monster REALLY wanted to a be a smart film with a twist ending. It's begging to be remade and Zombie could do it.
ENTRY- GONE WITH THE WIND by THE KNIGHT	Dec 13th, 2007 10:40:35 AM
Butler slits scarlett's throat!
ENTRY: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari by Wugmanmax	Dec 13th, 2007 10:40:59 AM
This is an easy one, given that he kind of already did it with the Living Dead Girl video. White trash carnival, murderous sleepwalker controlled by a mad Hypnotist. All wrapped in book-ends involving a mental hospital. It's almost tailor-made for Mr. Zombie.
ENTRY Rob Zombie's Halloween by Agent Blue	Dec 13th, 2007 10:42:37 AM
Five years from now Rob Zombie will roll out of his wrecked race car bed and realize his version of Halloween needs to be remade, and Rob Zombie's Rob Zombie's Halloween will be born, and proceed thusly: The movie will no longer refer to Michael Myers, Haddonfield, Dr. Loomis, soap, prophylactics, or the negative effects of inbreeding. Due to years of in-family sex, a lack of verbal skills, and the ability to not make any logical sense, the main character in the movie will not have a name and be referred to as a series of grunts. Ugnh's job is to carry the dead bodies from the crime scene to the dump. This slow, arduous character study will examine who Ugnh really is through two hours of watching him mate with family members, animals, a Nestle Crunch wrapper, and a mailbox while carting the mutilated bodies in a red wagon he constructed from paint, pages of scripts with retarded story lines, and film stock of pointlessly remade movies. The climax will come when Ugnh trips over his own feet, falls to the ground, and forgets how to get up. Fade to black.
ENTRY: The Phantom TollBooth by Hound of Ulster	Dec 13th, 2007 10:42:44 AM
Just imagine...educational and witty, with a core of darkness that might actually make learning fun!!! Animation by John Kricfalusi , anyone??? Plus all new Music!!!
ENTRY: Showgirls by Darathus	Dec 13th, 2007 10:44:18 AM
Because that movie needs more cussing and more anal rape.
ENTRY -Something Wicked This Way Comes by DeadlyAvenger	Dec 13th, 2007 10:45:05 AM
A must for something wicked this way comes, that would be pretty ace
ENTRY - Hellraiser by tekwar	Dec 13th, 2007 10:45:57 AM
More blood, more gore, more skinless sex scenes. Zombie can't make a Hellraiser any worse then the sequels right?
ENTRY: Citizen Kane by indiebum	Dec 13th, 2007 10:46:52 AM
I think if Charles Foster Kane was a psychopathic murderer who ripped off the faces of his subordinates in order to become president of the world.
Addition to my White Zombie ENTRY by beastie	Dec 13th, 2007 10:47:40 AM
I guess the obvious choice for the role of Beaumont would be Sid Haig, but I would prefer someone like Leonard Roberts.
ENTRY: Boogie Nights by friday1408	Dec 13th, 2007 10:48:14 AM
Ok, imagine this, marky mark is your normal well endowed porn star, until one day he catches a std which causes his penis to turn into a 7 foot monster when the the moon is full. he begins to stalk the night in search of his next victims. the tide turns however when the bandit discovers his actresses are disappearing. The bandit has 24 hours to go to texas to get the cure for this horrible std, or else he will lose his star actor.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Love Story by Gewurtztraminer	Dec 13th, 2007 10:48:14 AM
I think Love Story needs more swearing, gratuitous nudity, and gore...thus, Rob would be the ideal candidate to reimagine.
This has Memories-Of-Murder... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 13th, 2007 10:50:08 AM
...written all over it.
Entry: Puppet Master by PezQ	Dec 13th, 2007 10:51:36 AM
Sweet puppet horror from 1989. You gots to
ENTRY: Bad Ronald by tonagan	Dec 13th, 2007 10:53:23 AM
The story could be kept more or less the same (please, not too much backstory), but add that creepy, claustrophobic atmosphere that House had (sue me, I found it disturbing). And, for continuity's sake, you could have Helena Bonham Carter play the Kim Hunter role, and have Dabney Coleman play the same role, or at least have a cameo.
Entry: Monster Squad by JBouganim1	Dec 13th, 2007 10:54:11 AM
A darker version of this would be amazing. No CGI monsters but real hardcore Monsters with actual blood. Sort of like the Lost Boys was for the 80s. This could be for now. Could throw in Sex as well.
Entry - Seven Samurai by Innuendo07	Dec 13th, 2007 10:54:24 AM
Because Rob Zombie likes to take on the cults classics and this would put him a whole new relm.
ENTRY: Poltergeist by ragunax	Dec 13th, 2007 10:54:50 AM
An average blue collar family moves into their dream house in a lovely southern suburban neighborhood, a steal thought of as just a lucky purchase. I'm thinkin' Savannah, GA, as it has one of the most deathfilled pasts in America. All seems well at first, but as time goes by there are strange occurences that seriously affect all family members, mainly Carol Anne who can communicate and see spirits that appear and amuse her and her family members. But this was all a ruse, as they slowly find out the history of the land that their house has been built on. They find out that they are living on a mass graveyard of southern-owned slaves, who were slaughtered visciously out of the scare that they may have yellow fever. Or it could be that one of the slaves banged/raped thier owner's daughter. Viscious killings, even more viscious revenge.
Entry An American Werewolf in London by stan39520	Dec 13th, 2007 10:55:40 AM
He should do it
And if no sex.. by JBouganim1	Dec 13th, 2007 10:56:10 AM
Nudity when they look at his sister from a far
ENTRY: Deliverance by Jigga467	Dec 13th, 2007 10:56:18 AM
You know he could get someone to squeal like a pig real good. Sid Haig has to be in there somewhere, too!
Entry Demon Seed by stan39520	Dec 13th, 2007 10:56:45 AM
Imagaine how Nasty he could make it
Entry: Rob Zombie's Godzilla by bigdaddymars80	Dec 13th, 2007 10:57:22 AM
Mr. Zombie should let us have a peak at Godzilla's childhood - friends - mutations - inner conflicts. Basically a Godzilla Movie from the Point of View of the creature - with voice over by Christopher Lee...poem like with rhymes - just like Tim Burton's Vincent
Entry - Wizaard of Oz by zombiemaster	Dec 13th, 2007 10:57:59 AM
If Sci-Fi channel has shown us anything about Oz, is that is can be dark, much darker then it already was. Now, add in some of Zombies flair and you would have an Oz that borders on Horror. He could really explore the dark of the Oz world under the Wicked Witch and at the same time show an almost utopian Emerald city. The Tinman would be a defunct war machine, the Lion would still be cowardly, but once that changes, he becomes bloodthirsty. Dorthy would have to be a Dominatrix to fit in a Zombie movie I think...
Entry - The Shining by Abednigo	Dec 13th, 2007 10:57:59 AM
Rob could dig into the mysterious ending a bit and Jack's history with the Overlook Hotel. The photo at the end of Jack at the hotel decades earlier still remains a mystery (although the theories are plentiful). I would love to see him show his interpretation of Jack's history there.
Entry - Mary Poppins by apenn12	Dec 13th, 2007 10:58:28 AM
Mary runs her umbrilla through the bodies of teh children she is caring for.
ENTRY by JoelM	Dec 13th, 2007 10:58:44 AM
Rob Zombie Re-Imagines: "The Wizard of OZ" cast: Linsay Lohan as Dorothy the teenage slut, who after nearly being rape, runs away into The storm that sends her to OZ. Paul Reubens as Tin Man the Imprisoned Sex addict, who as put in the tin suit so he would stop man handling himself in public. Richard Simsons as the “happy” scarecrow, who gets brutally murdered by the flying Monkey bats Billy Bob Thorton as the Lion, the drunken fowl mouth Lion who is always trying to Hump Dorothy’s leg. And in the end Dorothy still makes it to the emerald city, wearing no underwear, and the Wizard agrees to take her home in his hot air balloon as long as she goes down on him In the gondola, the end.
Entry:The Burning by jz721	Dec 13th, 2007 10:58:56 AM
He should do this movie for one because it needs updating and that he could make it even more gritty than the original. He can also bring more backstory to Cropsy. The original is classic but also a remake will bring out a great dvd for the old one. I think he could defintly pull this one off and it could even reinvent it to make it a series even.
ENTRY - The Passion of the Christ by wired to die	Dec 13th, 2007 10:59:03 AM
Picture it: Bill Mosely as Jesus Sid Haig as King Herod Sherri Moon as Mary Magdalene William Forsythe as Pontius Pilate Jesus gets beaten and tortured hillbilly style beaten by rednecks Romans(its Rob Zombie's version). He is then ressurected and seeks his revenge by going 10000 BC on their collective asses ... Can't miss
Entry: Last House on the Left by Bobo_Vision	Dec 13th, 2007 10:59:50 AM
In terms of how he should reimagine it, he should just give it his characteristic style and unique brand of characters as well as a modern day soundtrack and amped-up violence, but try to keep the raw realism of the original.
ENTRY by noiprox	Dec 13th, 2007 11:00:20 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street the first one was decent, the rest sucked my sweaty balls, but i think a nice "halloweenesque" backstory of kruegar and more blood would be nice to see.
Entry- The Muppets Movie by Mostasteless	Dec 13th, 2007 11:00:29 AM
"999 corpses ha ha ha ha, 1,000 corpses ha ha ha"
ENTRY: Adventures in Babysitting by OnlyOne	Dec 13th, 2007 11:00:41 AM
A hot, older babysitter. Horny teenagers. Friend in peril. Make the city scarier and more foreboding and you have the elements of putting together a great chase/slasher film along with the corruption of innocence.
ENTRY - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes by Mike_D	Dec 13th, 2007 11:01:40 AM
Think abou it: mutated tomatoes being brought to life by a mad scientist that reaks havoc in a small town. Tomatoes eat people, people take revenge. Perfect for zombie.
Entry: It's A Wonderful Life by parttimesaint	Dec 13th, 2007 11:03:12 AM
Is that a real angel visiting George Bailey or just a figment of his imagination? Perhaps it's no coincidence that the angel's name is Clarence... also the name of George's brother who died in a sledding accident when they were kids. George was able to save one brother, Harry, but he always blamed himself for losing Clarence. Maybe Clarence always blamed him too?
ENTRY - My Dinner with Andre by VadersCrotchDoor	Dec 13th, 2007 11:03:58 AM
In this re-imagining of the 1981 Louis Malle classic, Sid Haig and Bill Moseley meet for an evening of fine food and mildly intelligent conversation at a dank, out-of-the-way roadside cafe. The talk centers around their lives in the arts, and their experiences on the fringes of genre cinema. As the evening progresses and the sun sets and the Old Granddad bottles begin to pile up, it becomes apparent that neither Haig nor Moseley are discussing roles they've played, but rather actual events from their respective lives. As the cafe prepares to shut its doors for the night, our two principles slide out of their booth, warmly embrace, and say their good-byes. At this point, the waitress (cameo by Sheri Moon Zombie, wearing only a Hello Kitty thong and two mesh produce bags for a bra) approaches and demands a bigger tip from "you two cheap-ass fucking, cock-sucking sons-of-whores". Haig and Mosely turn to each other and exchange subtle grins of maniacal decadence, each produces a machete, and the screen goes black to the sounds of metal into flesh and whatever thrash metal tune Rob wants to throw in there.
Entry: Kramer vs. Kramer by stuntman mikey	Dec 13th, 2007 11:04:26 AM

Entry: The Entity by SHANEDILLON	Dec 13th, 2007 11:04:58 AM
I am getting tried of all the slasher movies. I loved the original, I remember the cover of the naked girl, and I remember how creepy the film was. Come on a hot lead actress getting raped by a ghost hasn't been done since then. A creepy film with plenty of nudity would be good fopr Robs career.
ENTRY - World's Biggest Gangbang by INWOsuxRED	Dec 13th, 2007 11:05:11 AM
this time Rob Zombie stars as the whore who gets banged for hours by a series of hideous men, who fuck him in every hole. The twist is you make it a horror/snuff film, so everyone gets to kill Rob Zombie at the end.
WOW. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 13th, 2007 11:05:23 AM
Look at all the new Talkbacker handles. If I didn't know better, I'd say some spammers are afraid of getting hit with the Ban Hammer.
Entry Mad Max/Road Warrior by Hooligan24	Dec 13th, 2007 11:05:29 AM
We've already seen that he can make a great road slasher film in the Devil's Rejects. Why not take it to the next level. Can you imagine how murderous and frenzied the biker gangs would be? Can you imagine the severity of the revenge Max would take on them? And of course, you would have Sherri play Max's wife just for a bonus. Zombie's take on Mad Max would just be insane and one hell of a movie to watch.
ENTRY Shock'em Dead by Acid_Frio	Dec 13th, 2007 11:05:40 AM
Zombie's musical talents could greatly come in handy reimagineing(re-make) this 90's cult classic. As much tongue-and-cheeky The Devil's Rejects was; this new version could follow in that same suite. Definitely worth remaking from Rob.
Entry: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner by Wizejoker	Dec 13th, 2007 11:06:04 AM
The Drayton family has it coming to them when their daughter Joey brings home trouble! In Rob Zombie's re imagining of 1967 classic, The Draytons are played by Sid Haig and Karen Black. The adorable Joey is played by Sherri Moon Zombie and she brings home her new fiance John, played by John Cho! We wanted KFC, who brought the Asian? Uh oh, there's a whirlwind of trouble at this dinner table.
Entry - Deep Throat by Killaarmy	Dec 13th, 2007 11:06:07 AM
A gang kills Linda Lovelace's family and takes advantage of her leaving her for dead. After months of rehabilitation she seeks revenge by posing as a prostitute. She kills each gang member through the art of seduction saving her patented 'deep throat' death maneuver for the leader.
Entry - Deep Throat by Killaarmy	Dec 13th, 2007 11:06:08 AM
A gang kills Linda Lovelace's family and takes advantage of her leaving her for dead. After months of rehabilitation she seeks revenge by posing as a prostitute. She kills each gang member through the art of seduction saving her patented 'deep throat' death maneuver for the leader.
Addition to my Entry by stuntman mikey	Dec 13th, 2007 11:07:08 AM
Forgot to give synopsis: There is no bigger horror in life than going through a bitter divorce. Zombie can reimagine this award winning classic for a new generation, and perhaps as a result of going through such pain and torment, that cute as a button kid will emerge as horror's next great monster/serial killer. I mean look at what happened to cute little Michael Myers. I can see the blood now in the courtroom scenes. Cant wait...
ENTRY:Phantasm by clarkkent67	Dec 13th, 2007 11:07:18 AM
This could be huge re-imagining You would take the basic concept of 2 younger brothers break into the local mortuary but are attacked by zombie like creatures that the TALL MAN has reanimated also including a new killer sphere. Most younger movie fans have never even seen or heard of the Phantasm movies and this could easily be a huge SAW like movie.
Zombies Criteria: 1.5 hours of filthy hicks swearing by Knobules	Dec 13th, 2007 11:08:59 AM
Hope you enjoy it. His next reimaging, Kid Rock as Frankenstein, complete with lots of swearing. And if the script isnt complete they can just dub in more swearing because it is so cool. Grow the f up Zombie.
Entry: Freaks by ddschneider1972	Dec 13th, 2007 11:11:33 AM
Freaks is one of my favorite movies...imagine how wild and crazy a Rob Zombie Circus\Freak show would be, and I think he would have the balls to actually use actual "human oddities" in the film. He's used the late Matthew McGrory, (a giant nicknamed Bigfoot)in House and TDR. I would love to see him using Lester Green AKA Beetlejuice in a new version of Freaks.
ENTRY - DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY by Brendon	Dec 13th, 2007 11:11:53 AM
Put some of those Devil's Rejects types behind the wheels of a car - and fill in the out-of-the-vehicle stuff some. Basically, take the shape, the basic plot and then... Zombie it. And the more great car chase/smash up sequences in cinema, the better. A fairly dry, serious suggestion, maybe. But a sincere one.
Entry - Killer Kowns from Outer Space by Dax	Dec 13th, 2007 11:12:02 AM
The movie is already twisted and I think he could respect the source and add that perfect level of discomfort to the movie watching experience.
ENTRY - The Changeling by orionazul	Dec 13th, 2007 11:12:36 AM
I think Rob Zombie could re-imagine The Changeling with results that could rival or best the original. Rob Zombie could modify the story to show how badly the wheelchair bound boy was treated and how horrible his spirit stalked others who lived in the house. I think that Zombie's extreme style in remaking this movie would best anything that others have made or remade in the past.
ENTRY - SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE by klinkster79	Dec 13th, 2007 11:12:39 AM
Basically the same movie except the characters will say "fuck" every third word as Mr. Zombie's characters tend to do. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan will reprise their roles, but Hanks' son will be played by Clint Howard in forced perspective so he will look smaller.
ENTRY: Showgirls by Beauregard	Dec 13th, 2007 11:13:14 AM
He should cast sherri moon as the stripper. This would be a great choice for him, I mean how could he possibly make a movie thats worse than the original showgirls?
ENTRY: The Muppet Movie by BrowncoatJedi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:13:36 AM
After "Animal" infects the Bronx Zoo with a mutant STD, the creatures within break out and march slowly towards Hollywood to claim fame and fortune. Along the way, an undead pig falls madly in love with a zombie frog, then eats him.
ENTRY - Big Top Pee Wee by lonecow	Dec 13th, 2007 11:14:31 AM
Just replace the carnies with Zombie's regular rogues gallery of circus freaks. The whole angle of Pee Wee making out with beautiful women is creepy enough as is.
ENTRY: DEVIL'S RAIN by Saknussem	Dec 13th, 2007 11:15:10 AM
This 1975 classic is ripe for a re-imagining. Crank up the creepy atmosphere. Crank up the violence. Hell, even Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, and William Shatner can return.
entry GI-Joe by Fatbeard	Dec 13th, 2007 11:15:42 AM
Let Zombie redo serpentor into a crazed sex snake god, and give everyone ptsd and heroin habits.
Entry: Nosferatu by fat bears	Dec 13th, 2007 11:16:12 AM
I finally just saw the original version of this from the 20's and loved the rat-like, pestillent version of vampires and all the attendant vermin. I know Herzog made his dream-like version, but as a fan of Rob's work I'd love to see him re-imagine the story by setting it in the decadent swamps of Louisiana. The faded aristocracy of the Old South, plus the muck and disease of the swamps makes it a great fit. And the vampire was killed because a "woman of virtue" surrendered herself to him. Sounds like teh sexy times to me. Even if Zombie wasn' the one re-imagining it I'd still like to see Nosferatu the Bayou.
Entry- The Amazing Journey by Macktheknife01	Dec 13th, 2007 11:16:14 AM
Movie centers on a NJ family kidnapped by cultists and taken on a hellish road trip. Unbeknown to the family the young son has befriended and is feeding the Jersey Devil which cuts a bloody swath across the country before crashing the cult sex and murder filled sacrifice of the family.
Entry - Little Shop of Horrors by Captain Hollywood	Dec 13th, 2007 11:16:18 AM
While it still can be "comedic", I want to see how dark Zombie could take it. Zombie is already accustomed to directing music videos, I want to see how he handles a musical.
Entry: The Dark Backward by Evil-Shenanigan	Dec 13th, 2007 11:17:19 AM
A garbage man, a third arm growing comedian, and wayne newton should join the cast.. again. Win, win, win.
Entry: Sex and the City by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 13th, 2007 11:19:25 AM
Forth time's the charm?
er, woops by fat bears	Dec 13th, 2007 11:19:49 AM
Nosferatu IN the Bayou.
Entry: Universal's Frankenstein by ddschneider1972	Dec 13th, 2007 11:19:54 AM
A remake of the original classic Gothic horror. I would love to see a his vision for the creature (keeping the flat top and bolts), the doctors lab, the victorian cityscapes. The grave robbing and corpse mutilation. The piecing together of the monster...
Entry--Psycho by BlackOil	Dec 13th, 2007 11:20:35 AM
Hard to beat Hitch, but Rob is smart f'ing guy. I'd love to see him take on the psychological aspects of the story while still flexing his horror muscles a bit. Besides, anything has got to be better than Van Sant's lame remake.
ENTRY: FRANKENSTEIN by bubbatwo420	Dec 13th, 2007 11:20:42 AM
A modern version of the Frankenstein legend that incorporates a pair of homicide detectives who are on the case of a serial killer who is in fact searching for Frankenstein to use as a weapon for destruction and immortality.
ENTRY : I Spit on Your Grave by JeanLuc Dickhard	Dec 13th, 2007 11:20:47 AM
this is the winner
Entry: What About Bob? by Birdys Piano Teacher	Dec 13th, 2007 11:21:43 AM
Perfect.
ENTRY by oh_riginal	Dec 13th, 2007 11:22:35 AM
Rob Zombie should "re-imagine" 12 MONKEYS, but actually have the movie be about twelve killer monkeys, with their master being an abusive alcoholic who can't speak without cussing. He sends them through time to assassinate various historic figures.
ENTRY: ALIEN by MrSpunkmeister2u	Dec 13th, 2007 11:22:53 AM
I would love to see a more aggressive and violent version of ALIEN. Zombie is just the man for the job.
Entry: Spielberg's Duel by Gd00	Dec 13th, 2007 11:22:55 AM
I'd like to see Zombie's take on Steven's classic movie. Just keeping the premise, and altering the story and details as he likes, with new charcters and maybe a couple of subplots. That would be cool, wouldn't it ?
ENTRY : I Spit on Your Grave by JeanLuc Dickhard	Dec 13th, 2007 11:23:03 AM
it would work if his wife stars in it .... its twisted enough and this is the winner
ENTRY: The Rocky Horror Picture Show by RogueScribner	Dec 13th, 2007 11:23:56 AM
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW should never be remade, but if it HAD to be remade, Rob Zombie should do it. Here's why: The soundtrack is all early rock n' roll sounding. Zombie could grunge it up real good. Imagine a metal version of "Touch Me". It'd be like a siren from hell singing it. "Sweet Transvestite" could be so hardcore it'd give Marilyn Manson a run for his money. And what about "Time Warp"? It'd be the chamber music accompanying our descent into hell. The dark humor in the movie could be cranked up to 11. The gore in the movie could be cranked up to 12. I wanna see someone eat Eddie's balls! Frank could rip the heart of Eddie's chest and chew on it like that crazy Indian guy in THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS. Imagine a sexy lesbian tryst between Magenta and Columbia. Imagine when Frank has sex with Janet, how tit-tastic that could be. Rob Zombie is no homo so when Frank tries to bed Brad he'll get pissed at being repelled by Brad's awesome machismo and then take a chainsaw to his head. So Brad will be killed halfway through the movie, but who cares? IT'S ROB ZOMBIE'S ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!! And the whole glorious affair could end with a slow-mo descent into sexual perversion and madness cut to the tune of "Living Dead Girl". ROB ZOMBIE'S ROCKY HORROR, rated R for brief but graphic violence, gore, gratuitous nudity and the pervasive use of the word "cuntbilly"
ENTRY REDNECK ZOMBIES by sillypants	Dec 13th, 2007 11:24:12 AM
take Zombie's gang of regulars, Sheri Moon, Mosley, and Sid Haig throw in some radoactive moonshine and the script pratically writes itself.
ENTRY - "Return to Oz" by bmtri	Dec 13th, 2007 11:24:36 AM
Screw this "Tin Man" Oz remake claptrap. Give us Dorothy returning to Oz only to find the Yellow Brick Road strewn with Munchkin limbs, after a takeover by Princess Mombi. She is followed by a sinister presence while she delves deeper into the dark and forbidding place that is now Oz. 3) In the body of the Talkback, write a few lines describing how you think he should re-imagine it.
ENTRY by Roguewriter	Dec 13th, 2007 11:25:01 AM
I think Zombie should reimagine FOOD OF THE GODS. With today's CGI FX and Zombie's twisted imagination, I think he could deliver a righteously fucked up horrorshow involving giant man-eating rats, the spirit of Marjoe Gortner, and -- one can only hope -- a rampage through downtown Los Angeles by a giant, rabid chicken. Seriously, it's one of the grottiest bits of '70s horror shlock that I nonetheless adore to pieces, and I'd love to see someone tackle a hard-R-rated, balls-to-the-wall version of it. Who better than Rob Zombie? He's tackled human evil... What could he do with rats and chickens? ROB ZOMBIE'S FOOD OF THE GODS. Serving up a feast next Halloween. BRING IT!
Entry: Phantasm by MN_Batman	Dec 13th, 2007 11:25:07 AM
Rob Zombie did an awesome job re-imagining Halloween, he could help re-launch the series. Make it more darker, make the flying spheres more deadlier, and give it a soundtrack that screams. Just my two cents
Entry: santa claus vs the martians by Mostasteless	Dec 13th, 2007 11:25:07 AM
ho ho horror!
Entry: Alien Vs. Predator by Sheriff_Hoyt	Dec 13th, 2007 11:25:07 AM
I would like Rob to remake this turd of a film. AVP was probably the biggest disappointment to me in the last ten years. Give 'er hell Rob!
ENTRY: HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES by Frodo2000	Dec 13th, 2007 11:26:20 AM
I can't believe nobody said that yet! If he went back to this movie it could probably be way better. Just sayin'.
Entry: Rob Zombie's Labyrinth by w_woody	Dec 13th, 2007 11:26:24 AM
Rob would do a modernly retro version of the tale, laced with New Rob Zombie tracks. A darker, sicker, bloodier and more twisted re-imagining of a horridly spooky tale.
Entry: The Black Cat by ddschneider1972	Dec 13th, 2007 11:26:44 AM
A re-imagining of this is 1934 Classic is due, a Satanic cult, human sacrifice, a fortress built over a bloody battlefield and a skinned alive Bela Legosi...
ENTRY: HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING by skynetbauxi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:27:04 AM
it's a win-win situation for Zombie. either he redeems himself by re-imagining a movie that's actually better than the original, or he goes down in history as the director of the movie that's even worse than the worst movie of all time.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's FALLING DOWN by timryanokane	Dec 13th, 2007 11:27:24 AM
White collar anti-hero snaps and goes on a spree of violence through an urban environment. Schumacher pussed out and the film is dated. Increase the racial tension, violence, and better convey the sense of a man at the end of his rope. Up the stakes!!!
ENTRY by bwort	Dec 13th, 2007 11:27:55 AM
The Cutting Edge - O'Quinn has a professional figure skater as a mother whom he secretly spies on in the nude. O'Quinn, as the abused child, has taken to abusing animals and obsessively watching old recordings of figure skating whilst masturbating. He grows up and has Moira Kelly as his daughter. She is forced into a world of figure skating by her creepy and controlling father. She is raped when she doesn't do her axels and spins properly, and as a result becomes difficult for her male figure skating partners to deal with. She tends to kill them. In comes ex-hockey star D.B Sweeney to match off against Ms. Kelly in a tortured sexually deviant love story centering around the 2008 (or 10 is it) olympics. At the end the "Pemchenko" move ultimately kills both skaters as he accidentally bashes her head off the ice and her "toepick" cuts his throat.
Entry : A Christmas Carol by Alonzo Mosely	Dec 13th, 2007 11:28:03 AM
Well it has already been made a billion times, so why not once more, and hey don't we need a new xmas themed horror classic? OK, you do the basic setup, only Scrooge is a sadistic serial killer/torturer. One Christmas eve he is visited by his old serial killing partner, long since dead, and then we get the three ghosts and a look back at the life of a serial killer. You get all the blood and gore you want, only with an upbeat happy ending where he buys a crippled child a goose rather than slaughtering his mother, as had been his original plan.
ENTRY & Death Bed: The Bed That Eats by BCfreeB	Dec 13th, 2007 11:28:30 AM
Gratuitous Nudity, some crazy dude trapped behind a drawing of an evil bed, a demon with red glowing eyes, and more gratuitous female nudity. What isn't there to like? The original isn't CLOSE to a masterpiece but it is funny, kind of fun, and has some crazy gore set pieces (like the guy that loses the flesh from his hands and the montage of victims over the decades). RZ could do great work with this material making it gross, bizarre, funny and exploitative, and no whiny fanboys(like me) would get angry about how he "raped their childhood."
Entry- The Dark Half. by Chairman_Kaga	Dec 13th, 2007 11:28:39 AM
I think Zombie's fascination with fleshing out 'the killer(s)' would work well with King's serial killer/doppelganger/multiple personality.
Entry - Zoo by jambone	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:10 AM
Rob remakes the festival documentary hit "Zoo" with Tom Towles and Sid Haig dressed up like furries (with no costume masks on, just their awesome noggins) f'ing each other in reenactment scenes which all take place at a carnival. With a soundtrack by Serge Tankian from System of a Down, lots of ECU shots of farm animal eyeballs, and a cackling Sherri Moon wearing chaps as __________.
ENTRY: Gator Bait Ten by California Split	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:13 AM
Rob Zombie "re-imagines" this legendary (and probably non-existent) snuff film by spending half of the films running time on the aligator's abusive, redneck family background. Rob Zombie stars in his feature film debut - as the gator's meal. Sherri Moon plays the appetizer.
Entry: The Satan Killer by Mr. Lahey	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:23 AM
Have you seen this movie? Keep the original cover art, though.
the rest of my entry by Frodo2000	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:26 AM
I forgot to say how he should reimagine House of 1000 corpses: just do it like Devil's Rejects! Less crazy neon MTV stuff and more dusty realism like in DR and it would totally be better! Also then it'd me more like a duology (is that a word?) since the two movies would look similar.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Halloween by RepairmanJack	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:32 AM
No. You read right. I understand the rules. He should try and get one remake right before he tries another again. In which case, he shouldn't even try remaking or "re-imagining" anything. Hey, I know, "re-imagine" The Time Machine, no, not the good one, the shitty remake and take it back in time and undo the evil that he's done with Halloween. Besides, I'm just hoping for the $50 gift certificate. I'll burn the disc. Wouldn't even give to Rob Zombie to torture himself with. 'Nuff said.
Entry: Star 80 by Turd Furgeson	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:49 AM
After seeing Halloween, I think Zombie could write and direct the pure evil of jealousy inside the Eric Roberts character, sensationalize the girl becomming a star better, and ratchet up that fucked up ending a little better.. I think Star 80 is a good fit for his skill set.
and by "the original" I mean... by skynetbauxi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:29:55 AM
HIGHLANDER II, not HIGHLANDER! just to avoid any confusion. HIGHLANDER is still one of the greatest movies ever.
Entry: Spiderman 3 by eddiebrock173	Dec 13th, 2007 11:30:29 AM
In Rob Zombie's version Venom is the only villain. Peter Parker doesn't do a Saturday Night Fever homage; and Carnage makes a special appearance.
ENTRY by Jester23	Dec 13th, 2007 11:31:00 AM
Rob Zombie's "IT" Instead of the ridiculous mini-series version, Rob could have Pennywise really portray the sick and twisted monster with more gore and frights!
Pay me $50 by thegreatwhatzit	Dec 13th, 2007 11:31:12 AM
...and then I'll watch it. Pay me $100 and, if anyone asks my opinion of the film, I'll respectfully decline to review it.
ENTRY: The City of Lost Children by StephenHawkingDiarrhea	Dec 13th, 2007 11:31:19 AM
I can see Zombie's eye doing something very interesting with this. Plus, I can see him using his cadre of regulars in all of the adult roles.
ENTRY: "Fuck My Wife Please" by rev_skarekroe	Dec 13th, 2007 11:31:45 AM
A shot-for-shot remake of the original, except that Rob Zombie's wife would star.
ENTRY: Who Can Kill a Child? by djbmike81	Dec 13th, 2007 11:31:54 AM
Tourists travel to an island where adults are being killed by children. Zombie has shown that he can direct madness well and what is creepier than killer kids. Think back to Pet Cemetary and tell me that you weren't creeped out by the kid at the end.
ENTRY: Harold & Maude by StephenHawkingDiarrhea	Dec 13th, 2007 11:32:56 AM
Rob Zombie mentioned way back when he did House of 1000 Corpses that he wanted to direct a movie along the lines of Ghost World. The Harold & Maude story is ripe for a contemporary retelling and I think that could be his big breakthrough out of the horror genre.
ENTRY: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE by SINSHINE	Dec 13th, 2007 11:32:59 AM
Already sounds like a Zombie creation, don't it? Trade Emilio Estevez for anyone else (really, ANYONE) and bring on more possessed machinery, big rigs, hellish harleys and devilish drag racers!
ENTRY: A Clockwork Orange by fulzy666	Dec 13th, 2007 11:33:18 AM
We're already living in A Clockwork Orange, with gangs of sociopathic street thugs commiting acts of wanton violence to the thump of "gangsta" rap. Substitute Ludwig Van (fused with Zombie's own industrial metal) for the rap and you've got yourself a compelling look at the day after tomorrow. Plus, Zombie has shown a keen eye and empathy for the dregs of humanity. This could actually work.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Star Wars by guerillakarma	Dec 13th, 2007 11:33:21 AM

ENTRY: Something Wicked This Way Comes by UprootedTexican	Dec 13th, 2007 11:34:00 AM
I have really enjoyed all of his work so-far. I think it would be cool to see his version of an already disturbing story, being told through the eyes of children makes the whole thing so fucked up to begin with. Then all he would have to do is embellish the plot with his usual flair and stick closer to the book instead of Disney's kid-friendly version.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Motel Hell by boba_rob	Dec 13th, 2007 11:35:50 AM
A bus group of travelers find themselves stranded at a secluded hotel in the middle of nowhere. Much to their surprise, the food in the hotel resaurant is excellent. They soon discover that the "special meat" used was from the hotel's very own farm.
ENTRY: KING KONG by skynetbauxi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:35:58 AM
just 'cause I'd love to see Quint's face when he reads the news :-)
Entry: Dracula by kem070396	Dec 13th, 2007 11:37:03 AM
I am not a fan of "reimagining". However, Dracula has been done over and over again (I believe he is up there with Sherlcok Holmes in the most portrayed character), so I think ot would be interesting. I would like to see his blending of the gothic of the late 19th century superimposed with his neo 21st century gothic, BUT, he would have to be able to add in lust and a world conquering power mad vampire (read the book, really is a great story. Sid Haig as Renfield. Ginger Lynn as Lucy. Just a few suggestions.
ENTRY: Beowulf by StephenHawkingDiarrhea	Dec 13th, 2007 11:37:08 AM
Rob Zombie could do a retelling of the story entirely from the perspective of the monster, or even Grendel's mother.
Entry-Freaks by illyGraham	Dec 13th, 2007 11:37:41 AM
This 1932 controversial film has Rob Zombie written all over it. It wouldn't take much...just find some modern day freaks, update the movie, and watch the media frenzy feed the controversy. Instant cult hit.
ENTRY - Videodrome by TheCarsForever	Dec 13th, 2007 11:38:45 AM
Rob Zombie would do a great job with Videodrome. His attention to the 'flesh' in his previous films would definitely be as twisted as Cronenberg. Seeing RZ's take on the infamous hand in the stomach scene would be worth the price of admission.
ENTRY by DjManner006	Dec 13th, 2007 11:38:49 AM
I would think that a reimagining of The Village of the Damned would be a damn fine film with his creative in play
ENTRY: The Straight Story by kidjingo	Dec 13th, 2007 11:39:01 AM
Re-imagine the straight story as if the farmer were on a psychadelic bender on a murderous rampage through the hills os the great plains.....also, the Sissy Spacek character would not change.
ENTRY: "FREAKS" by GoFukyerSelf	Dec 13th, 2007 11:39:24 AM
Let me just say that JoelM's Wiz of OZ sounds pretty classic to me! BUT NOW ON TO MY SUGGESTION: FREAKS (1932) This seems like a obvious choice to me. No doubt Zombie's Halloween was a major misfire, but I like some of his vision with H of 1000 C, and I though DR's was brutal and awesome. So why is Zombie the perfect choice to remake Freaks... I would say he is the only person with enough clout, and balls, in hollywood to actually make this with REAL freaks!
ENTRY: GHOST RIDER by Darth Kong	Dec 13th, 2007 11:40:37 AM
Fucking excellent. I have being saying for months, that he should reimagine GHOST RIDER. His eye for Western imagery, combined with some fucking baddass FX would make a GHOST RIDER film WORTH seeing.
ENTRY~~~~ by FlyinHawaiian	Dec 13th, 2007 11:40:51 AM
Rob Zombie loves old OLD horror movies, so I'd love to see him re-imagine one of his old classic favs, possibly Nosferatu.
ENTRY : "STAR WARS" by marathonman2	Dec 13th, 2007 11:43:31 AM
Rob Zombie tries to build upon George Lucas' perfect original trilogy by going back and giving the villain of the piece a self-indulgent backstory and in the process manages to humanise the once menacing character by removing all sense of mysterious evil that was so terrifying in the original...oh wait a second....
ENTRY: A Christmas Carol by MJDeViant	Dec 13th, 2007 11:44:22 AM
Scrooge, a drunken pedophile, kills Jacob Marley with a blunt shovel after he catches him with little Timmy. Three ghosts (played by Sherri, Sid, and Bill) visit him to torment him over his deeds. The movie ends with a clown having sex with a ghost....go figure.
ENTRY - Ice Pirates by MstrChief	Dec 13th, 2007 11:44:28 AM
I would like to see Zombie's sense of dark humor. This film was stupid but fun and could be cool updated with more violence and CG space herpes.
ENTRY - Race With the Devil!!! by can2cius	Dec 13th, 2007 11:44:49 AM
This is the perfect kind of creepy, gritty, road horror flick for Mr. Zombie to re-imagine. I think he could use his "red-neck" murderers motif and multiply it by 100 angry satanists. Can't you just see a caravan of them pummeling a classic RV ala "Road Warrior"? This movie has a nice twist ending which I would hold on to... I was opposed to the Halloween remake, but I believe "Race With The Devil" is obscure enough to have a vivid & brutal re-imagining while catering to Rob's style. DO IT!!!!
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Manos by spaceworlder	Dec 13th, 2007 11:44:54 AM
Unlike Halloween, the great thing about this remake is that the only way to go is up. Even if it sucks, there's no way it can be as bad as the Harold P. Warren original. If it's good, Zombie will be rememebered as the man who made a good movie out of Manos. See? Win/Win.
marathonman2 by skynetbauxi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:45:47 AM
you should win this lol
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Don't Be Afraid of the Dark by boba_rob	Dec 13th, 2007 11:46:00 AM
Remember the classic TV movie about these little raisin-looking guys that lived in the fireplace? Well it's present day, and a couple moves into an old house that they inherited. The creepy old groundskeeper warns the couple not to open the fireplace, but they do, and soon, little shriveled evil demon dudes wreak havoc upon the couple.
ENTRY: Pride and Predjudice by Kloipy	Dec 13th, 2007 11:47:05 AM
Setting:Redneck Klan member falls in love with an African Queen. Montage of lynch mob set to song The Final Countdown. Warwick Davis stars as Klan member, Kathy Bates as African Queen, bears will also be in this
entry by jasonwalsh79	Dec 13th, 2007 11:47:10 AM
Deep throat. Linda sucks the souls out of the guys she is with.
entry by jasonwalsh79	Dec 13th, 2007 11:47:22 AM
Deep throat. Linda sucks the souls out of the guys she is with.
This is fun by Turd Furgeson	Dec 13th, 2007 11:47:44 AM
Some are really giving this good thought....
Entry: Halloween (2007) by MJDeViant	Dec 13th, 2007 11:48:53 AM
He might as well. It would be as necessary as remaking the original. He would probably just add a third boob to all the chicks and add more rape scenes.
ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Free Willy by boba_rob	Dec 13th, 2007 11:51:08 AM
When a depressed killer whale at a local aquarium meets an orphan boy, they two become unlikely bffs. Angered by his parents abandonment and taunts from bullies at school, the orphan forms a plan to free the whale and bring him to the beach where his class trip takes place-and where his parents both life gaurd. Bloody chaos of Jaws and Pihrana proportions ensues.
entry: the stuff by krod	Dec 13th, 2007 11:51:35 AM
because garret morris needs work!!!!
Forgot tagline for Rob Zombie's Free Willy... by boba_rob	Dec 13th, 2007 11:53:15 AM
When one lonely boy frees his Willy, everyone gets it in the end.
ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS by Pound Sand	Dec 13th, 2007 11:53:27 AM
The studio pitch, the tagline, and the AICN review: "Boobs, gore and so much more!"
ENTRY: Battle Royale by nascentia	Dec 13th, 2007 11:53:30 AM
Sure, there's already an American remake being made, but I could see this film greatly benefiting from Rob's unique style and characters. Obviously, this would be the "American" version, so it would take place in an almost post-apocalyptic USA, let's say post 2012 to give conspiracy theorists something fun to chew on for the plot. As far as background story - like the original, Zombie won't explain TOO much about it, but rather than a scrolling text introduction as in the original, Zombie's will feature gritty flashbacks and a Snake Plissken style narrator depicting the energy crisis and politics that crippled the US economy and trust in the gov't. The film won't get too heavily into politics, but I could see Zombie putting some good tongue-in-cheek edge into this segment. As a result of the collapse, the gov't keeps the rebellious youth in check with the BR program, which is pretty much similar in concept to the original film. This is where Zombie's unique characters and style will take center stage. There will be 20 students instead of 40, and he'll craft us some much more defined characters. That's what I think the original was missing most, aside from the four-five main leads, and Zombie will give us TWENTY main leads that we're interested in, yet it won't feel too chaotic and we'll know who is who easily. Zombie will be able to infuse the characters and the conflict with the darkness and horror of 1,000 Corpses - afterall, there's something very wrong and twisted about 13-15 year old kids having to slaughter each other. But with his wit and darker humor that he's shown in his films, the killings will push the envelope, but will also mean something - kids won't be killed just for shock value, and the movie won't be "torture porn," though it will be gritty and gruesome. I think Zombie could play a lot more on the different factions, allegiances and motives of the students - there's ample opportunity for some to want revenge, others escape, and even some to attempt to change the system. I think Zombie's ultimate stamp of "unique" that he could put on the film would come in the closing act. Rather than merely escaping back into society, Zombie's survivors are hunted by the gov't, and in a way, the game is still going, but with the military, police, etc. after the survivors, and some of the survivors against each other as well. I think Zombie could definitely craft a dark ending that would stay with the viewer for a long time here. But mostly, I can completely see Zombie's 'trademark' use of colors and desaturation and grain here - this film, with his directing and vision, would look VERY twisted. The original is amazing, but almost looks too clean for the story, and it feels too crowded. Rob Zombie definitely has a unique vision, love or hate his films, and I'd love to see his 'look' applied here.
Entry by Ghidorah74	Dec 13th, 2007 11:53:30 AM
Sleepaway camp. Rob Zombie should follow Halloween with another good old fashion slasher flick. Standard story line: Kids play joke on camp monitor that goes horribly wrong - they start dying one by one in the year that follows.
Entry by frongbak	Dec 13th, 2007 11:54:11 AM
Nothing but Trouble with Will Forsythe and John Goodman both playing multiple roles. Backwoods, inbread, hillbillies terrorizing law-breaking, yuppie cityfolk, Rob will hardly have to "imagine" at all. Bonus if he adds a CG-rendered John Candy into the festivities, we'll want to make sure Canada is offended with everyone else.
ENTRY - Ichi the Killer by koie	Dec 13th, 2007 11:54:38 AM
Rob does an americanized variation with his usual cadre of actors, with an amped up soundtrack, and an even greater plethora of blood, gore, torture, and everything disgusting.
ENTRY by Omen2171	Dec 13th, 2007 11:54:47 AM

ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Young Frankenstein by abcdefz7	Dec 13th, 2007 11:54:57 AM
I wanna know the back story on Abby Normal. Who was she? What were her dreams? Loves? Disappointments?
Entry - "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats" by Nosaj	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:03 AM
A Demon(played by Crispin Glover)...slain hundreds of years ago by a heroic knight(Gerard Butler) after he posses the knight's brand new bride (Sherry Moon Zombie). Butler slays the demon, thus having to kill Duvall on the bed in their hut during their honeymoon. Cut to present, a crazy cult guy(Sid Haig)buys knights antique bed at auction and resurrects demon, trapped in bed...chaos ensues. First victim, some inocent nerd who gets lucky at a bar (Patton Oswalt). Hero of the story (Freddie Rodriguez) ends up having to save girl friend (Clea Duvall) with the help of a washed up cop (William Forsythe) and ghost of original chick (Sherry Moon Zombie) possesed by demon (Crispin Glover). Throw in the rest of Zombie's regulars as various victims and you've got a craptastic B horror movie remake. Shitty idea, I know, but worth shot, right?
Entry: I Drink Your Blood by jcrash	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:13 AM
Cherry Moon plays the hippie that gets gangbanged by the construction workers and gives them homicidal rabies. Also more actually blood drinking and rabies infused violence. Plus a darker ending where the most of the major characters either die, or left stark-raving mad.
Entry: The Shining by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:27 AM
I think Rob Zombie could actually bring "The Novel" to the screen. Include: the amazing scene involving the hedge animals, the graphic depictions in the novel, and the CORRECT ENDING!
I've never seen 3/4 of these TB'ers before by Kloipy	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:30 AM

ENTRY-Monster Squad by chacchi	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:56 AM
Just saw this contest, someone posted my movie. However, I say Monster Squad done like From Dusk til Dawn. Have Phoebe hurling condoms filled with holy water.
Entry: Black Sunday by Turd Furgeson	Dec 13th, 2007 11:55:56 AM
Topical, relevent after 20 years and could have fun with a high tech upgrade with keeping it gritty.. Hand held camera work and small confined spaces. Could work.
ENTRY - The Legend of Boggy Creek by Nice Marmot	Dec 13th, 2007 11:56:19 AM
Zombie's take on the mockumentary classic about the mythical Bigfoot creature said to lurk in the swamps of Arkansas. Only this time around, an ecosystem ravaged by global warming has pushed the creature to seek out a new food source. A taste for blood has been kindled . . .
ENTRY- my childhood by PVIII	Dec 13th, 2007 11:56:31 AM
because he's raped it with his Haloween.
ENTRY: Terror Train by Omen2171	Dec 13th, 2007 11:57:11 AM
This 1980's Classic needs some fresh blood. i can't belive no one has done anything with this movie. We need a New Years themed film!
Seriously by Turd Furgeson	Dec 13th, 2007 11:57:12 AM
I post on this site every day, and i've never seen 2/3's of these people before....
Entry Stephen King's It by Darth Sicilian	Dec 13th, 2007 11:57:53 AM
Great miniseries that could whittled down to a tight 2-2 1/2 hour well paced horrorfest (in the right hands).
ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S "SIGNAL 30" by Pound Sand	Dec 13th, 2007 11:58:30 AM
The driver's Education movie? Remember that one. Totally gore it out, with some topless teenagers in the backseat. Nobody will ever text message again...
ENTRY - The Notebook by PVIII	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:11 AM
So that everyone in that movie could die a horrible, horrible death, instead of together peacefully. Tagline - "this valentine's day, there'll be a completely different reason to cry"
Entry: Troll by XForce1	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:14 AM
Come on...Rob Zombie with midgets. What could be better?
ENTRY : ROB ZOMBIE'S "SCARED STRAIGHT" by Pound Sand	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:24 AM
Mutant hillbillies in jail complete with flashbacks to their crimes. Those poor kids won't shoplift at Wal_mart again!
Entry: Wait Until Dark by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:31 AM
A blind women in a room with people ready to kill her to get what they want. Only Rob Zombie could add a real element of fear to this movie.
ENTRY - "FROGS" by Scorpio1031	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:47 AM

ENTRY - "FROGS" by Scorpio1031	Dec 13th, 2007 11:59:48 AM

ENTRY: They Live by kevapoc	Dec 13th, 2007 12:00:16 PM
Rob Zombie meshing with another one of Carpenter's masterpieces. Zombie's swinging cock, brutal action would serve well in remaking a flick where a guy walks into a bank and starts blasting aliens disguised as people. Everything about this film could be remade with such Zombie flair.
I'd put in an entry, if... by rbatty024	Dec 13th, 2007 12:00:35 PM
the prize was a trip to Lacuna to have the presence of Rob Zombie and his films erased from my memory. That guy's a hack.
ENTRY: Halloween III: Season of the Witch by Kasch	Dec 13th, 2007 12:00:59 PM
Oh, if you really get RZ's Halloween, are you really a "winner?"
Entry: Soylent Green by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:01:03 PM
This movie dragged but the story was intense. He could really take this movie to the level it was intended by removing the emotion and adding the feel of survival that drives the movie.
Rob Zombie... by -guyinthebackrow	Dec 13th, 2007 12:01:29 PM
Please stop making films. Thank you.
ENTRY: Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke by Reacher23	Dec 13th, 2007 12:02:03 PM
A remake of their original would be a good comeback for this dynamic duo! Have Pee Wee Herman do a cameo. Rob Zombie can have a cast of strange characters and do all of his quirky drug induced camera tricks and people will say, "hell, this is a Cheech & Chong movie...drugs are A-OK!" Sounds like money in the bank to me.
Entry: Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo by silentbobfan	Dec 13th, 2007 12:02:57 PM
Who wouldn't want to see a shot for shot remake with Malcolm McDowell, Bill Moseley, and Sid Haig playing black break dancing teens who are trying to save their community center? I know my heart would be warmed.
Entry: Re Animator by swanbea	Dec 13th, 2007 12:03:55 PM
It would be hard to 'up' Adam West but maybe he could take the base elements and put his own spin on the story(s). Show Adam West's slow descent into madness.
Rob Zombie and It... by Agent Blue	Dec 13th, 2007 12:04:08 PM
Apart from those directed by Frank Darabont (and 1408 and one or two others), if Zombie could control himself and stop seething redneck, he might actually make a decent flick. I like the idea of remaking IT. The story is classic and the movie is entertaining, but FAR from an unremakable classic. The only part of the movie which is really solid is Tim Curry, but Tim Curry is the man. Hell, I rewatched The Worst Witch just for him. Zombie can love his characters, but he needs to create some damn characters worth loving.
ENTRY - FROGS by Scorpio1031	Dec 13th, 2007 12:04:21 PM
Sorry about the repeats, virgin here haha, But think about it. A group of stuffy people get stuck on an island only to be viciously ripped apart and eaten by creatures from the swamp. Zombie could also actually have a giant man eating frog that was teased about in the movie titles. Giant spiders, snakes, quicksand, oh the humanity.
Entry: Watchers by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:04:26 PM
A brutal monster trained to fight in a world war, a dog with genius level intelligence, a hit man with no conscience who loves to torture his victims, and a Marine who can kill anything that moves but is torn with emotional problems. Oh, and throw in a sexy virgin in her 20's. THIS MOVIE WRITES ITSELF!!!
Entry: The Corpse Grinders by DunderMifflinPA	Dec 13th, 2007 12:05:10 PM
Sid Haig and Tom Towles play brothers trying to save the Lotus Cat Food Company from bankruptcy by serving up a new meaty ingredient. Only Rainn Wilson can stop them. Co-Starring Sheri Moon Zombie as the deaf sister who uses made-up sign language. Also known as "Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpse Grinders."
After you with the box of needles... by metaluna	Dec 13th, 2007 12:05:48 PM
as I need to stick some more in my eyes. I'd rather do that than watch this crud.
First let me just say by IForgotAbout19	Dec 13th, 2007 12:06:20 PM
I can't believe that "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People" AND "Big Top Pee-Wee" are both already taken. PROPS TO YOUS GUYS.
Entry: The Ginger Dead Man by IForgotAbout19	Dec 13th, 2007 12:06:57 PM
Rob Zombie + Gary Busey = $$$.
by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:08 PM

ENTRY: Gremlins by Desk of Steel	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:44 PM
Just imagine the possibilities: a gremlin multiplies so many times they become inbred then drink, rape and kill while Black Oak Arkansas music chugs along in the background.
Entry: Rawhead Rex by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:49 PM
Rob Zombie would really know how to make this monster from hell, I would be interested how he would handle the whole "Dad watches son get eaten" scene, and if it were to happen...PLEASE change the ending. It was very camp even for the time. Great film though.
ENTRY: Hell Comes to Frogtown by kevapoc	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:49 PM
Shitty 80's film made into Beyond Thunderdome-ish adventure. With frog people and the one guy with the most sperm in the world. Zombie could cast Kurt Russell as Sam Hell and have him hack up frog people with a screwdriver. It could be Zombie's magnum opus (of remakes anyway).
Entry: Rawhead Rex by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:51 PM
Rob Zombie would really know how to make this monster from hell, I would be interested how he would handle the whole "Dad watches son get eaten" scene, and if it were to happen...PLEASE change the ending. It was very camp even for the time. Great film though.
ENTRY : StarShip Troopers by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:07:51 PM
Make it a serious hardcore horror film
Entry: Track of the Moon Beast by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:09:28 PM
This one is simple, Rob Zombie would make the movie match the cover of the VHS video. The cover shows a hulking and terrifying monster reaching for the moon. The film is actually about a man shaped rubber monster that doesn't walk very fast.
ENTRY: Solent Green by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:09:36 PM
Same story but more at the end about the actual process of making Solent Green. Include more of the murder mystery as well
Entry The Exorcist by Darth Sicilian	Dec 13th, 2007 12:09:50 PM
A)A modern, special effect laden version would kick ass B) Nobody has suggested it yet
Entry: Plan 9 From Outer Space by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:10:45 PM
Make this film. Who cares how! Rob Zombie's talent and vision with Ed Wood's script... SOLD!
ENTRY by Masked Avenger	Dec 13th, 2007 12:11:49 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street: The Early Years, we see a young Frederick Krueger, a pimple faced young teenager dealing with bullies and having terrible nightmares. He wears a different set of glove knives and fedora according to his mood. His father would often make lame puns as he beat the young Freddy, also, his mom is a demon. The soundtrack will mainly be music from the 80's, focusing heavily on the music of Culture Club, like Freddy's first sexual experience with the female janitor(played by Rosie O'Donnell) in his high school boiler room to the song "I'll Tumble For You".
Entry: Rosemary's Baby by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:12:20 PM
There really wouldn't be much to change. I would just be interested in seeing this with a treatment done by Rob Zombie.
ENTRY & "Nightmare City" by Theta	Dec 13th, 2007 12:12:30 PM
"Nightmare City" is a movie that should work, but doesn't. It's the first "running zombies" movie, except the zombies are actually vampires, and it's about these creatures slowly overwhelming a city, or at least that's what the script says. I think this movie appeals to Zombie's b-movie sensibility and at the same time offers him leeway because, well, the original is terrible. He can keep it just as sleazy while actually bringing a cinematic eye and some actual pleasure to the proceedings. That's really all this movie needs; a sense of glee behind the camera.
swanbea by Kloipy	Dec 13th, 2007 12:12:35 PM
I didn't know that Batman was in Re-Animator?
ENTRY by STRANGELIFE	Dec 13th, 2007 12:13:20 PM
Clive Barker's, "NIGHT BREED." There is so much you could do with a film like this today.. Monsters - that are Heroes.. I think it would be huge. The movie continued in a comic book, but there is so much of a good story there. You have a wide variety of Monsters with powers and abilities - An ensemble cast.. And then you add the horror aspect to the Heroes mix... It would be huge...
ENTRY: Night of the Living Dead by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:13:27 PM
keep it black and white but change the character to a modern time.. make it happen today with cell phone and text messages.. that would change the environment. Those folks aren't really so "trapped" and that could drastically change the ending
Entry: The Last House on the Left by The_Juice	Dec 13th, 2007 12:13:29 PM
I'd like to see this film re-imagined and given a little more background into Krug and Weasel's escape from prison. The rest of the movie should be deviated away from slightly, but not too much.
Entry: Rob Zombie's Rushmore by IForgotAbout19	Dec 13th, 2007 12:13:29 PM
15 year old Max Fischer attends Rushmore prep school. He and the father-he-never-had (Bill Murray) are in love with the same woman. The bring her to Murray's warehouse, chain her up and rape her with red-filters on the camera, and possibly some split-screen visuals for about 45 minutes, while The Ramones' "Bonzo Goes To Bitburg" plays. They take turns reading the bible to her, but soon they can no longer share her, and so they kill each other. She is left to wander out of the warehouse - the shot of her limping out onto the street slows down to half-speed and we hear Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" as yellow-credit sequence starts. Fin.
ENTRY: EATEN ALIVE by bernard	Dec 13th, 2007 12:13:33 PM
This is one of Tobe Hooper's lesser known films, but it is definitely a classic. I'm not totally for "re-imaginings", as plenty of material from both Hooper and more recently, John Carpenter, has been remade into complete garbage, but this one could be done well if handled properly. The basic synopsis of the story involves a group of people who are staying at a seedy hotel in the middle of a creepy swamp. What is unknown to the guests, however, is that the hotel owner is a crazy bastard that feeds his patrons to his giant pet crocodile. Rob would probably do a great job with this, as the original look of the film was reminiscent of horror comics...mixing candy colors with trash. Remaking EATEN ALIVE would easily allow parts for his favorite actors that appear in all of his films...Sid Haig or Bill Moseley could play the nightmare of a hotel owner, and Sheri Moon Zombie could do her best to try to fill Marilyn Burns' shoes from the original.
Entry: CHUD by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:14:56 PM
I know this will be over looked but I figured this would be something he could actually pull out of B-Movie status
Entry: Jaws by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:15:40 PM
Make the shark a zombie
ENTRY : Theatre Of Blood by ZaphodBeeblerox	Dec 13th, 2007 12:16:16 PM
This old Vincent Price gem of a stage actor getting back at his critics through vile and violent acts could be a real hoot. Just the idea of the 'poodle pie' always brings a smile to my face.
Entry--Schindler's List by Gidney	Dec 13th, 2007 12:16:25 PM
Just because it would be wrong on so many levels. Obviously there is the option to go with an Ilsa She Wolf of the SS vibe, but I would urge a more daring approach that made reference to the Jerry Lewis script for The Day the Clown Cried. The only one who might want to see it would be Eli Roth who would expire in a paroxysm of jealousy during the opening credits so that would be cool.
Entry: The Unnameable by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:16:30 PM
I'm listing this because the monster in this scared the shit out of me and it still holds up today. All he would have to do is come up with a new story but keep the concept of the monster.
Entry: Wizard of OZ by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:16:33 PM
POV of the Wicked Witch... damn this Dorthy for coming here and messing up MY life!
Damn you intrupt by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:16:58 PM
I was gonna say CHUD!!!
ENTRY - Popcorn by Jef With One F	Dec 13th, 2007 12:18:00 PM
The original is a great film about a killer stalking the patrons of a theater showing 50's gimmick horror films. There'd be plenty of places to stick Bill Mosely, Sid Haig, and Sherri as creepy, red-herring employees, plus Quentin, Eli, and Robert could return the favor from Grindhouse and make up some fake horror movies to serve as the background.
Entry: The Seventh Sign by Sho Nuff	Dec 13th, 2007 12:18:08 PM
I dunno maybe more nudity? I don't know how he should handle it but would be interested on his take on the end of the world
Entry: Pumpkinhead by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:18:20 PM
Bringing forth a creature from hell to exact revenge on those who hurt you. With a story set in a dark, foggy, moody forest in the middle of nowhere. Then the person who raised the creature has to kill it. Again...this writes itself
entry: don't torture a duckling by ballsxcrew	Dec 13th, 2007 12:18:38 PM
would be interesting to see Zombie try to tackle a giallo-esque film. it'd be especially interesting to see how brutally realistic he would make the chain beating scene. zombie can build some pretty good tension, and would do a great job showing the small town becoming paranoid and irrational all because they are scared (when all the while the killer is under their nose). seems perfect for the times we live in too...the best american horror came out during turning points in our nation, some more obvious about it than others. i think this one would have controversy written all over it, and thats what seems to sell with these remakes. plus, how great would it be if it were actually set in the 70s like the original, zombie seems to have the whole 70s grime feeling down.
Entry: Parents by docwatch1	Dec 13th, 2007 12:18:45 PM
http://imdb.com/title/tt009806 8/ Make the kid the one that gets his parents into cannibalism
Entry: Evil Dead by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:19:08 PM
Please Rob...1, 2, and 3! Remake these for the masses. Long live the boomstick!
Entry : Spinal Tap by Boba Fat	Dec 13th, 2007 12:19:44 PM
But in this version we get to see what made the tap rock so hard by flashing back to shots of the young tap playing banjos and watching people fucking to 60's rock music.
ENTRY: Workers Leaving the Factory by jabbayoda	Dec 13th, 2007 12:20:24 PM
Zombie reimagines the Lumieres short by turning the factory into a torture factory, where all they produce is torture. Also, remember the dude who rides by on the bicycle in the original? Yeah, in this version, he rides by on a mini-cooper, and he fucking rolls over a bitch. Then he wears her face and jerks off onto pictures of dead animals.
i just won a free frontal lobe removal from hannibal lector by dr.bulber	Dec 13th, 2007 12:21:23 PM
dfhg uub
Entry: ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN by thegreatwhatzit	Dec 13th, 2007 12:22:19 PM
Sig Haig as "Wilbur Grey" ("Oh, Chick!") and Danny Trejo as "Chick Young." Sherri Moon would play a gratuitous character (Chick's girlfriend, Wilbur's girlfriend, Invisible Man's girlfriend, passer-by who cues the "Who's on First" routine, matronly dame who's slapped with a pie, et al). Or she could play herself in an equally gratutious cameo: Chick: Didn't we see you in DEVIL'S REJECTS? Sheri smiles demurely, nods. Wilbur: Whoa, that film stunk worse than ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE MUMMY. (hastily making his exit, Wilbur plows into a lamp post--or a speeding car)
ENTRY: MONSTURD by Reacher23	Dec 13th, 2007 12:23:06 PM
Every director thinks they are shooting a masterpiece during the process. No director thinks they are making a turd until it comes out and starts steaming all over the audience. Here is the catch...Rob Zombie will know ahead of time he is a making a turd....a MONSTURD!
Entry: Hider In The House by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:23:19 PM
A psychopath is living in your house without you knowing and decides to find a way to become part of your family! It was made for TV and Rob Zombie could make it classic.
ENTRY: MacBeth by Spamgelus	Dec 13th, 2007 12:23:40 PM
I think Zombie could re-imagine this one, keeping it set in the gritty, dark past and not adapting it to a modern setting. It's chock full of scary, nasty, bloody scenes, but in between there's plenty of slow, creeping dread to set the audience up for them. In the last 20 years there's been enough overenthusiastic Shakespeare (i.e. Kenneth Branagh) and half-assed indie Shakespeare (i.e. Michael Almereyda/Ethan Hawke) to turn off anybody with even an ounce of interest. With the right cast it could be fantastic.
Entry The Creature From The Black Lagoon by jackburton84	Dec 13th, 2007 12:23:50 PM
I know Rob Zombie loves old horror movies and to see a modern take on this movie would be amazing. There's no need to worry about "backstory" for this creature-it can be pure evil. It could take place in a backwoods swamp of Louisiana. You could have some teenagers stumble across the creature, get killed, have a whole town on the warpath for this creature. Everyone attacks it and everyone is killed. There could be a theme of humans invading in nature where they're not welcome. A National Guard unit would show up in the end, have a huge gunfight, and injure the creature, presumably killing it.
ENTRY: Nightmare on Elm Street by Masked Avenger	Dec 13th, 2007 12:24:02 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street: The Early Years, we see a young Frederick Krueger, a pimple faced young teenager dealing with bullies and having terrible nightmares. He wears a different set of glove knives and fedora according to his mood. His father would often make lame puns as he beat the young Freddy, also, his mom is a demon. The soundtrack will mainly be music from the 80's, focusing heavily on the music of Culture Club, like Freddy's first sexual experience with the female janitor(played by Rosie O'Donnell) in his high school boiler room to the song "I'll Tumble For You".
Entry: The Best Years Of Our Lives by coercivesensuality	Dec 13th, 2007 12:25:08 PM
Two returning WWII vets find things a little different than they left. A mysterious killer known only as "hooks for hands" iz terrorizing the town. A side plot involves one of the Vets dismembering his cheating wife on a post traumatic hazed. In the end "hooks for hands" gets the girl and cocaine is invented.
ENTRY: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE by lecter1914	Dec 13th, 2007 12:25:13 PM
I mean..hasnt he been trying to re-imagine TCM with every film hes made? Nothing to change really, everything is already what Zombie would want done..except at the dinner scene grandpa would rape her thus making her jump out the window.
Entry: Twilight Zone The Movie by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:25:16 PM
The Gremlin on the plane (no no to guns), the kid controlling cartoons!!! Hell yeah Rob could do this.
Entry: Galaxy of Terror by madman1999	Dec 13th, 2007 12:25:37 PM
I KNOW that RZ could imagine up some truly terrifying fears to kill.
Entry: Creepshow by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:26:03 PM
1 AND 2. How has Rob Zombie NOT done these. The stories were amazing...ESPECIALLY The Crate!
Entry by theheavy	Dec 13th, 2007 12:26:48 PM
I love the Greg Bishops' indy"The Otherside" it would seemed to be a natural evolution piece for Rob,.............Never mind get Greg some money and have him have a crack at it,.... Could Rob handle "The Stepfather",.......no never mind what about yes!!!,.... I have it "El Topo" thats it,... a reimagined crazy western,..thats it,....it could be good,...maybe
ENTRY: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) by KingKirby	Dec 13th, 2007 12:27:55 PM
Imagine Rob Zombie's take on Torture Porn-Squishy Dirty-Sherry Moon Zombie nekkid-generally just fucked up America being invaded by these pods from outer space that turn everyone into straight laced clean and wholesome Republican types. The scum bag child molester incestuous weirdos, drunks, drug addicts and pole dancers all unite to take down the rejected values of these vagabond outer space zuccinis. Oh yeah, Sid Haig as the banjo playing bum whose pod gets mutated with his dog. Ooh, and Donald Sutherland can play the crazy guy who comes running in saying, "It's too late...they're already here!!!" before running away. Yeah, I'd like to see that. So says the King.
Entry: Critters by intrupt	Dec 13th, 2007 12:29:51 PM
Any fan of horror has seen at least ONE entry in the Critters series. However the fact that the monsters have personality

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