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1st?
by monkey1138
Jun 27th, 2008
05:22:05 PM
1st?
Damn You MCMLXXVI
by TheyCallMeMisterBay
Jun 27th, 2008
05:22:08 PM
Damn You MCMLXXVI
1st!!!
by monkey1138
Jun 27th, 2008
05:22:21 PM
woo hoo
SO MUCH FUN
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 27th, 2008
05:22:33 PM
What a planty thing to say.
lol, this movie is like 5 years too late.
by Boomers_Lips
Jun 27th, 2008
05:24:00 PM
i dont even care.
wait...Rachel Weisz is not Evie?
by Boomers_Lips
Jun 27th, 2008
05:28:21 PM
and Maria Bello is? lol...this movie is just FAIL.
Mummy 3 better than Indy 4...
by Heckles
Jun 27th, 2008
05:31:09 PM
Much like National Treasure was better than The Da Vinci Code, against all odds. I think The Mummy has an advantage because it doesn't have to live up to the hype of an Indiana Jones movie. People don't expect much. No worries of nuking the fridge. Director is probably like, "fuck it, this is The Mummy 3, who really gives a shit, let's throw a snowman and a dragon in here."
Looks decent
by rogueleader66
Jun 27th, 2008
05:39:31 PM
I really like Jet Li and had my hopes raised when I found out he was gonna be in it. I really liked the first Mummy, enjoyed the second even though they over did the CGI. They have their weak points and they are far from logical, but they are good fun, and so far it looks like this new one will continue in the spirit of the series, good lighthearted fun.
Honestly, have we ever gotten a credible yeti on-screen yet?
by terry1978
Jun 27th, 2008
05:39:31 PM
And I don't count the shitty Sci-Fi Channel movie. I think this would be the closest we get.
PLANT!
by yungb
Jun 27th, 2008
05:40:24 PM
meh.
Liked the 1st, ho hum the 2nd, will rent 3rd
by Stormwatcher
Jun 27th, 2008
05:43:40 PM
Cuz I like Adventure films! Maybe Mutt can team up with their kid and form the wonder boys!
Mummy 3 better than Indy 4...
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
05:44:05 PM
I hope so, but that's not seeing much. Come to think of it, I can't ever remember seeing a Yeti on screen.
Reviewer actually said wicked cool...
by skimn
Jun 27th, 2008
05:44:17 PM
Boy, this does look like a rainy day rental. I know Cohens got a lot of experience in different genres..Dragonheart, Daylight, the afore mentioned Bruce Lee story..it's just that he has the same style as a Sommers or Emmerich.
Credible Yedible?
by RhesusmonkeyDave
Jun 27th, 2008
05:44:50 PM
I know you're not pissing on ILM's Wampa terry1978... Btw. Heckles, you nailed it. This sounds fun tho.
Oh yeah, Wampa
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
05:47:05 PM
Duh. But I guess he wasn't actually a Yeti.
Well, damn...
by O_Goncho
Jun 27th, 2008
05:47:21 PM
Suddenly I have yet ANOTHER film this summer I would quite like to see. It's not enough I gave you money for Indy, Iron Man, and Hulk. There's still Wanted, Wall-E, Dark Knight, Hell Boy II, Kungfu Panda, and now this! Damn you, Hollywood, I'm not made of money!
PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ganymede3010
Jun 27th, 2008
05:49:44 PM
Can it be anymore obvious?
Oh...
by O_Goncho
Jun 27th, 2008
05:52:21 PM
Hancock too. Even Mori's review hasn't put me off. Whale flinging and Jason Bateman keep me optimistic... I'm going to be very poor in 2009... shit, Watchmen!
Indy scores 77% on rottentomatoes
by theycallmemrglass
Jun 27th, 2008
05:53:42 PM
So everyone here who pisses on Indy4 can go fuck their own minority asses. I like the Mummy films. But Fraser aint no fucking Ford. Give me a choice of putting Crystal Skull or The Mummy DVD. It'll be Crystal Fucking Skull.
Wha wha? Harry's gardening again?
by theredtoad
Jun 27th, 2008
06:00:25 PM
So true, five years ago this would've been more relevant. The fridge has been nuked.
I hate when people bring up Rotten Tomatoes scores
by Gil Brooks
Jun 27th, 2008
06:08:21 PM
These are CRITICS (not fans), most of whom would rather be reporting about kittens stuck in trees, than reviewing movies.
Beaks is earning his keep here
by Charlie Murphy
Jun 27th, 2008
06:09:20 PM
he's had like a million articles this past week. good on you. Are you going to be reviewing flicks, too?
oh I guess so
by Charlie Murphy
Jun 27th, 2008
06:15:33 PM
I forgot the Hellboy review.
Summer of the Killer Plants!!!
by Damage_Inc
Jun 27th, 2008
06:22:44 PM
First The Ruins, then The Happening, now the Mummy 3 review!
Too much fluff?
by The Handsome 12th Doctor
Jun 27th, 2008
06:31:09 PM
I thought there was too much fluff in its trailer. I do realise there should be a 2000-ish year old mummy in it, because it's a Mummy film after all. And then I can kind of accept the 3-headed dragon as well, because that's kinda linked to Chinese mythology. So to me that would be enough. An ancient Chinese mummy and his undead army, plus a big fuck-off dragon. Surely we wouldn't need any more.

Except someone somewhere must have said "Hey, how about a Yeti too?"

No! Too much fluff!

now tTHIS is a movie
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
06:38:32 PM
here comes a film that looks to deliver the goods....a nice matinee to sit through with a soda and some popcorn..no bloated hype and merchandising to live up to...just 1 hr and 1/2 to 2 hrs of entertainment
whatever
by Gungan Slayer
Jun 27th, 2008
06:45:54 PM
Rob Cohen sucks. End of story. Mummy 3 is a few years too late. I want to see badass Yetis on screen as well, but I'm afraid this won't be the flick. Oh and guys, don't forget the direct to DVD SCORPION KING 2!!!! forget all this lame shit...motherfucking DEATH WISH 3 starts in 15 mins on AMC.
weeds s02e04
by RaveX
Jun 27th, 2008
06:47:37 PM
yeah.
However, despite all my reservations
by The Handsome 12th Doctor
Jun 27th, 2008
06:48:49 PM
This looks like fun!

It looks like a fun summer flick. Good fun summery fun summer popcorny summer funny fun. I will go and see this!

Honestly, why this is a plant because..
by JBouganim1
Jun 27th, 2008
06:50:18 PM
if this was your average moviegoer, I highly doubt they know composers name and use words like the above post. I usually roll my eyes when I see reviews that I think could be real and see ppl shouting plant plant. But with this one..come on. The way this guy makes it seem and his mannerism...its a joke
Wow...
by Johnny T Williams
Jun 27th, 2008
07:08:29 PM
I've been reading AICN for about a year now and most of the times I can never really understand when a review comes in a people immediately start screaming "Plant!" Usually I don't get what in the review makes them think that they're plant but this time... man.. I only half way through the review and for the first time I feel like saying "Plant!" as well... weird
Hahaha yourself Pondscum!
by The Handsome 12th Doctor
Jun 27th, 2008
07:12:38 PM
When Mummy 3 turns out to be a fun summer popcorn fun popcorny summery summery summery summery fun flick flicky movie moviey popcorn movie that is fun!!!, then I'll be the one laughing not you.

And I'll be sitting here basking in the glorious light of my 'Lost In Space' poster signed by Heather Graham. While you, who has nothing of such wonderment, and will have been proven wrong in an aicn talkback, can only sit there in awful bitter disappointment. Wishing you'd been on the side of all that is good and right and that you'd supported this third Mummy film which doesn't even have the same director or Rachel Heavenly Weisz in it.

Plant or no plant, this should be a solid blockbuster
by performingmonkey
Jun 27th, 2008
07:13:15 PM
I'm desperate for a popcorn flick of this nature. For once I don't want to be worrying about whether it's being faithful to the comic book or the novel or whether it's setting up things for a fucking Marvel universe or whatever. And I don't want to be worrying about the cast dropping the ball. We already KNOW that they won't. Aside from Ford and Shia, Indy 4 was BADLY acted (also badly written and badly produced, but what do THOSE little details matter...???). The director and cast have to remember what kind of movie they're making. I'll take CG Yetis in The Mummy 3 over CG monkeys in Crystal Skull any day!!!
By the way...
by Johnny T Williams
Jun 27th, 2008
07:20:13 PM
Did Harry bring that "Edit" button from England or wherever he went? I just realized I might be needing it...
sorry Pondscum
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
07:55:16 PM
but i want movies like this.. i want to see fun films movies that entertain me for 2hrs rather than some overblown "message" film or another dark depressing OSCAR hunting film....I'll take a mummy or national treasure over There will be Blood any day...
Comparing it to Crystal Skull is ridiculous..
by Sakurai
Jun 27th, 2008
08:14:47 PM
Stop posting reviews of people who are willing to base their analysis on a film that is so polarizing. One guy saying its better than Indy IV can mean a totally different thing than another guy saying it. I am sick of people associating their disappointment in a film with the quality of the film making.
same thing Pondscum
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
08:24:41 PM
i just hate hearing people complain about films like this when they dont get an Oscar worthy film.... I mean seriously this is The Mummmy 3, staring Brendan Fraser what do you expect????
i am sure i will
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
08:37:23 PM
when I am Clicking channels if i see Kelly's Heroes, The Mummy,Streets of Fire or even Under Seige (Commando also makes the list)...there goes the next few hours...
now theres a talkback
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
08:41:07 PM
that we need "guilty pleasures"
Rachel Weisz gotta eat!
by KurtLockwood
Jun 27th, 2008
09:07:39 PM
Thought by now, this Oscar nominee is clearly slumming for a fat paycheck in this completely unnecesary third part of the series. Get your pay on, girl!
Pondscum
by j2talk
Jun 27th, 2008
09:08:14 PM
they are all great movies......if you enjoy them and thats my point....
Oh so NO Rachel Weisz?
by KurtLockwood
Jun 27th, 2008
09:09:40 PM
Oops. I read that review wrong. Shit, I was actually gonna go see this just to watch her.
"Rocking" = Plant
by Baked
Jun 27th, 2008
09:29:25 PM
No one really talks like that.
Did Maria Bello dye her pubes. . .
by krullboyisback
Jun 27th, 2008
09:32:39 PM
since she is a natural blond? Perhaps Rick O'Connel will go prospecting to investigate; "The Mummy IV: Curse of the Pubic Triangle"
I like The Mummy movies than the Indy movies
by AlwaysThere
Jun 27th, 2008
09:48:31 PM
Never been a fan of those Dr. Jones flicks.
It had me at "yetis"
by Gozu
Jun 27th, 2008
10:45:54 PM
Although Rob Cohen doing another film with a dragon in it kind of makes me a bit hesitant (he directed "Dragonheart").
some sad shit
by juice willis
Jun 27th, 2008
10:58:54 PM
i remember seeing the first mummy film and thinking what a raw deal it was for kids at that time. we grew up with indiana jones and they get some slackjawed shortbus version starring poorly rendered cgi and the encino man. but now, after the dismal affair that was indy 4, i weep to think that i could very well enjoy mummy 3 more than dr. jones latest outing. what a truly fucking sad turn of events.
INDY FOUR FUCKING OWNED! I FUCKING CAME
by Proman1984
Jun 27th, 2008
11:18:52 PM
DURING THIS MOVIE. AND IT WILL OWN THIS TOO.
So far it looks good
by bender7
Jun 27th, 2008
11:46:19 PM
The last trailer I saw had a lot of promise. It had a lot more feel of the 1st film to it. I think Cohen is actually a pretty compentent action director. Better than Bay at least, so I think given a good action title he can put it together pretty well
the 2nd mummy was better than the first
by BeatsMe
Jun 28th, 2008
12:19:44 AM
but in the same way herpes is better than gonorrhea
The Mummy has never been a funride.
by DerLanghaarige
Jun 28th, 2008
01:05:32 AM
Not for one single minute of any part. It was a lame Indy rip off for kids, made by people who got not idea why Indy worked so well.

I think this is why that movie gets so much positive buzz. You can't expect from an audience that hates Indy 4 and talkes about a fridge every day to prove their point, to recognize a good movie.

indiana jones 4 was SO fucking bad...
by Prossor
Jun 28th, 2008
01:58:55 AM
... it made my ass to cave in and implode causing me to vomit SHIT ALL OVER THE FUCKING SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fridge deserves an oscar
by Gorgomel
Jun 28th, 2008
02:27:48 AM
I'm sorry
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 28th, 2008
02:30:27 AM
But anybody that thinks Rob Cohen can make a film that's better than a Steven Spielberg film is DERANGED.
looks good but
by cloud_86
Jun 28th, 2008
02:48:14 AM
I'm sure someones already said this but anyone think its odd how Rick looks exactly the same and yet his son is at least in his 20's?
Mummy/Mummy Returns
by jsm1978
Jun 28th, 2008
03:46:09 AM
I really liked The Mummy, and loved Returns... the first time I saw it. Subsequent viewings have killed that one. This one... definitely a rental, though the trailer looked intersting.
and yes, cloud
by jsm1978
Jun 28th, 2008
03:47:21 AM
That is one of the first things I thought when I saw the trailer... introducing a kid was one of the worst things about the second one, and having him age so much while his parents look the same is a big knock to this film
File under 'Guilty Pleasure'.
by BiggusDickus
Jun 28th, 2008
05:35:42 AM
I'd much rather see Brendan Fraser at full tilt than Harrison 'boring' Ford and Shia 'if this is the start of a new franchise they can keep it' MuttBoof.

Welcome back, Mister O'Connell. I'm there!

Pondscum
by Xiphos_2
Jun 28th, 2008
06:01:56 AM
Mark me down on the list of people who like Way Of the Gun. How could you not like a slow speed car chase, an updated Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid story and Sarah Silverman getting her shit fucked up by Mr. Reese Witherspoon.

Also, it had motherfucking Sonny Corleone as the fucking Bag man! Thats the shit right there. Way Of the Gun is an entertaining little gem of a movie.

How's the finacing coming on the epic film project Mall Ninjas vs The Zombie Hoard. Any movment yet?

I got to say, my man, since you came up with that brilliant idea a few weeks ago I now want to see that movie in the worse way.

Scorpion King ruined all mummy films for me.
by PR1C3Y
Jun 28th, 2008
06:24:28 AM
I've said this before...
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2008
06:46:30 AM
...and I'll say it again:

Sure, chances are that, objectively speaking, Indy 4 is a better film than Mummy 3. However, a film of Indy 4's quality, coming from the beards and everyone else involved with the previous three films, makes it much worse than it is. It's not wrong to hold the beards to a higher standard than Rob Cohen and therefore judging the pedestrian Indy 4 more harshly, considering its pedigree.

I am truly horrified to admit it, but I have the queasy suspicion that Mummy 3 WILL indeed be a more entertaining film than Indy 4.

I'd like to add that I was the biggest supporter of the Indy 4 project you'd ever likely find on these boards, and that the fridge shenanigans didn't bother me in the slightest.

Ah, yes, Bodet speaketh the trutheth.
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2008
06:48:47 AM
Can't go wrong with Yor. Or Starcrash for that matter.
Ha!
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2008
07:02:21 AM
Sybil Danning was so hot in Herc. Lou, not so much.
Could be good
by Ladonite
Jun 28th, 2008
07:47:01 AM
Could be alright, could suck. This reviewer probably isn't a plant, because not even a plant would say shit like that. Most likely a guy who wants to sound cool and has read too many lame reviews?

If its better than Indy, I will cry. And then laugh at the fact that The Two Beards can't even do their own genre anymore.
the big question, though, is
by posbasso
Jun 28th, 2008
07:55:14 AM
is Pauly Shore in it?
Too bad no Rachel Weisz
by conspiracy
Jun 28th, 2008
10:27:51 AM
Such a delicious girl. Guess that Oscar crap went to her head...it usually does, nothing feeds an ego like an Oscar, it is that moment when a fun overpaying profession becomes "art" in the head of the narcissist. Hope she fares better than most Oscar winners..lest she end up making her very own "Catwoman".
Yeti
by rxse7en
Jun 28th, 2008
10:31:28 AM
Monsters, Inc. :D
Pondscum
by Crow3711
Jun 28th, 2008
10:36:21 AM
I've seen The Way of The Gun, and that flick sucked some major, MAJOR cock. Way more cock than indy4, this upcoming mess Mummy3, and just about anything else I can think. I can't remember a flick I would count as so unbearably unmemorable. I used to like reading your posts, you're usually pretty on the ball, if not a dick for no real reason, but thats just pathetic. Don't talk about a waste of film and then say you enjoy that laughable piece of shit.

by Crow3711
Jun 28th, 2008
11:40:32 AM
Yeah, you're right, I mentioned cock twice, you must know everything about me. Plus, I think Drew said it best a few days ago, there's no such thing as a guilty pleasure. You like it, or you don't. I don't care if you like Way of The Gun, I'm just saying it makes no sense that you come on here quite a bit and shit on just about everything, but that movie gets a pass from you. It's just...inconsistent. Cock.
And If We Can Put It Behind Us...
by Crow3711
Jun 28th, 2008
12:05:09 PM
I'm with you on Armageddon, even if I have to admit I got choked up when I saw in theaters at the age of 10. I didn't think Bruce Willis was allowed to die in a movie at the time. And I think you should roll on Big Foots. It'll probably end up being the smash-hit of the summer and get nominated for an Independent Spirit award.
Xiphos 2
by TerryMalloy
Jun 28th, 2008
12:22:12 PM
What the fuck happened to Xiphos 1?
You're completely mad, M-O-M
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2008
12:48:35 PM
MI1 is virtually unwatchable. Despite this, I actually rewatched it a few months ago. It's absolute shit -- bad acting, convoluted and stupid plot, and one of the most ridiculous finales of the 1990s.
Oops!
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2008
01:18:02 PM
wrong talkback.
I thinks will be a hell of a lot of fun.
by CrichtonAstronut
Jun 28th, 2008
01:32:40 PM
Hell, Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh, Brandan Frasure and Maria Bello, clever one liners by John Hannah and lots of FX. And unlike Indy IV people won't be ging n with the attitude that if this movie doesn't make them feel the Hand of God or make the blind see and the lame walk, and some lady in the back scream "I feel the spirit" and do cartwheels down the aisles, that it's somehow raped their childhood. They'll be amazed much they still love movies when their not looking for religious experience.
Thank you Planty McPlant
by tvspace
Jun 28th, 2008
03:27:34 PM
Sorry, I'll go see the movie because I'm curious but when it doesn't deliver on what JFL says, I'm coming back to perform the Hom Dai on you... complete with tongue cut out, buried alive, wrapped like a mummy a swarm of flesh-eating scarabs.
Jesus H. Plant On A Crucifix
by Cedar_Room
Jun 28th, 2008
03:29:14 PM
what the fuck is this plant shit? You always know a plant because: he knows all the characters names and all the people who played them, he makes only very small criticisms but says they are insignificant, describes the plot but never gives any spoilers, and attempts to sound like a young film fan by using phrases like "wicked cool". What utter cuntishness. Fuck off PLANT and your wicked cool CGI Yetis.
Rob Cohen makes Stephen Sommers look like Steven Spielberg...
by Sledge Hammer
Jun 28th, 2008
04:09:47 PM
...so no, I don't buy this review at all. At best this could be a passable, but instantly disaposable, timewaster. And I really don't expect "at best" from the sack of festering Ratner-like mediocrity that is Rob Cohen. Still, maybe it'll surprise, crazier things have happened I suppose. I mean I hear Ben Affleck actually managed to act once. And if that's possible, well, then pretty much anything is. We'll see I guess.
Jaded and bitter bitches
by PhxMonsterGuy
Jun 28th, 2008
05:32:58 PM
Wow...some of you nasty ol' queens really need to take a good hard look at yourselves. You are truly going to turn into that bitter old hag who screams at the neighborhood kids for letting their ball bounce onto her lawn. It truly seems that you only derive pleasure by being nasty, bitter and hateful towards well, just about everything. What sad pathetic lives that you can't even enjoy a goddamn big dumb movie. Sad.
Kwisatzhaderach, regarding Spielberg vs. Cohen...
by Big Dumb Ape
Jun 28th, 2008
09:18:10 PM
You said: "But anybody that thinks Rob Cohen can make a film that's better than a Steven Spielberg film is DERANGED."

Look, without question, clearly Spielberg is one of the greatest directors of all time. But as far as making (to use the cliched phrase) fun summer popcorn flicks, let's be honest as well: the Spielberg of old and of JAWS and RAIDERS has long since become the mature director of SCHINDLER, PVT. RYAN, AMISTAD and MUNICH. And when he has tried to do his fun summer popcorn flicks - like a WOTW or an INDY 4 -- their technically fine...sure, you can count on certain showpiece bits appearing in the films...but overall there's just something missing. In the end, part of it isn't even Spielberg's fault. It's the people he's chosen to work with. Hell, I blame 3 of his summer misfires on the same person -- David Koepp who churned out shitty scripts for JURASSIC PARK (the Crichton novel is sooooo much better), WOTW (how you make a boring alien attack movie is beyond me), and now INDY 4.

So do I think Cohen is a better director or filmmaker? No. But am I willing to bet that Cohen -- at this point in time, at this point in both their respective careers -- will make a better summer popcorn flick, complete with fun and doofy Yetis throwing villainous mummies around (ironically the type of thing Spielberg would have excelled at in the 80's)...then the answer is yes. And trust me, I'm am as HUGE a Spielberg fan as you can be, I just think he's matured to the point where his "summer popcorn movies" are never going to be what they once were. The kid in him has long since become too much the adult at this point -- though I'd love to be proven wrong. I'd love to see Spielberg really deliver a true summer movie like JAWS or RAIDERS again.

I fully expect the theme of MUMMY 3 reactions to be
by Harry Weinstein
Jun 28th, 2008
09:28:49 PM
"Well, at least it was better than that goddamn Indiana Jones movie."
Monsters Inc and Rudolph
by bah
Jun 28th, 2008
09:59:29 PM
Not badass Yetis, and Rudolph wasn't a movie, but still.
better than Indy4 means less smelly shit...
by Rupee88
Jun 29th, 2008
01:00:39 AM
sorry to be so blunt, but that is the truth..
This CANNOT be worse than CRYSTAL SKULL
by Mullah Omar
Jun 29th, 2008
10:26:16 PM
It's sad when Indiana Jones ripoffs like THE MUMMY and NATIONAL TREASURE are better than the newest official Indiana Jones film - sad but true.
DEEP RISING
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 29th, 2008
11:16:14 PM
was Sommers' only digestible junk food. I wouldn't mind a sequel (God, Famke Janssen was so hot). THE MUMMY sequel, however, was a mess...a surplus of CGI with occasional stock footage of actors.
pondscum
by soup74
Jun 30th, 2008
12:41:34 AM
your first, or second post way up top about keeping a list was pretty hilarious, i think youre defending/explaining yourself way too much. Stick with what you said.
Yeti does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jun 30th, 2008
01:30:36 PM
There are Yeti in Age Of Conan computer game... but damn if we don't need more Yeti in the movies. Even if it were just a cookie cutter plot about a group of international climbers who encounter a Yeti and get killed one by one that would be fine (I always like ensemble films where they get killed one-by-one, gives you a chance to place your bets on 'who dies next game'). Anyways, movie execs - make 'Yeti' happen.
I love the insanity of Rob Cohen
by SquirrelPhister
Jul 21st, 2008
02:53:27 PM
Rob Cohen's movies are usually enjoyable purely on a "what the fuck is happening right now?" kind of level
I don't know if anyone will read this, but...
by Gilkuliehe
Jul 29th, 2008
12:37:08 PM
I just saw this movie and is a complete piece of shit. Anyone who thinks this movie is better than Indiana Jones 4 is either stupid or a plant, and his/her tastes are not trustworthy.
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