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Does The First Of The
HEROES: GOING POSTAL
Webisodes Deliver The Goods??

its okay by steelerman	Jul 14th, 2008 11:26:51 PM
hope the new season is worth a fuck
LOOKS LIKE by tehgreekhammer	Jul 14th, 2008 11:27:20 PM
a GAY PORNO
oh wow by steelerman	Jul 14th, 2008 11:27:28 PM
first, how do you like that
WHAT SHITTY by tehgreekhammer	Jul 14th, 2008 11:28:27 PM
Production value. Looks like my neighbors retarded son shot it on his Handy Cam. Get it? Handy cam? ah ferget it.
That was kinda lame. by iamnicksaicnsn	Jul 14th, 2008 11:29:49 PM
They really did seem like they should come from a Heroes porn parody... Queeroes, or something.
that sucked by Mad Max Rockatansky	Jul 14th, 2008 11:34:23 PM
is there some rule somewhere that webisodes for the most part have to be crap?
he's a constricter? by palooka_boy	Jul 14th, 2008 11:38:16 PM
as in he gives superhugs?
by palooka_boy	Jul 14th, 2008 11:38:40 PM
lamest. superpower. ever.
the normal company guy blew it by cyrent	Jul 14th, 2008 11:40:10 PM
it was ok other than that
actually, the credits are not correct... by BadMrWonka	Jul 14th, 2008 11:58:35 PM
here's how it should read: written by: every idiot I went to film school with directed by: every idiot I went to film school with edited by: every idiot I went to film school with starring: bald white dude: every bald idiot I went to film school with dude in suit: every idiot I went to film school with postman: actually, he did alright, I kinda liked him music: Yanni
So it's Mr. Echo? by Larry of Arabia	Jul 14th, 2008 11:59:42 PM
Company Man sort of sucked the life out of what could have been very nice little scene. What kind of direction did he get, "Speak in a nasal monotone and never move your arms?" Mr. Echo has potential as a character.
BadMrWonka: by Playkins	Jul 15th, 2008 12:19:58 AM
We must have gone to the same school.
Playkins? by BadMrWonka	Jul 15th, 2008 12:27:02 AM
the Bitter Film Institute? no seriously though, didn't you think that? I feel like everyone that went to film school anywhere saw that shit and was like, "oh fuck me, come on...now the low angle shot? oh come on...and now the poorly edited shot of the main character's exposition? oh fuck off....god fucking dammit this makes my fuckin spleen hurt to watch this shit!" or was that just me?
ummmm....not very good by bacci40	Jul 15th, 2008 12:28:28 AM
the direction....poor, the script...shit, the characters....boring....the webisodes are supposed to hold our interest till the season starts? hardly
I don't get it by David Cloverfield	Jul 15th, 2008 12:29:49 AM
Isn't it more work to make a video us exclusive?
and herc, he aint black bolt either by bacci40	Jul 15th, 2008 12:30:14 AM
he is the black banshee...black bolt could never talk, his regular voice would kill...this is banshee...
the webisodes will be shit for the following reason by bacci40	Jul 15th, 2008 12:33:50 AM
the contracts for the dga, wga, aftra and sag are shit...why should they work hard on web only stuff when they are getting paid like shit...get paid shit, put out shit...shit, shit, shit....
bacci by BadMrWonka	Jul 15th, 2008 12:35:14 AM
have you NO faith? come on brother...
BadMrWonka: by Zerath	Jul 15th, 2008 12:57:56 AM
Man, I didn't even go to film school and that shit hurt my eyes and quite possibly my squigglyspooch.
is season 3 the make or break season for the show?? by Boomers_Lips	Jul 15th, 2008 01:01:20 AM
after the pathetic & horrible season 2, the writers/producers had plenty of time during the strike & beyond to create some fantastic hours of television. if season 3 is just as bad as season 2, i think the show will be cancelled.
Boomers_Lips by Mr. Zeddemore	Jul 15th, 2008 01:24:11 AM
What? Course it won't be cancelled. The show has dropped in ratings, but it's still getting good ratings in comparisons with other shows. The only thing the network gives a shit about is ratings, they didn't take the backlash on quality seriously for a second, likely factoring in how pissy fanboys got re: Lost S2, but suddenly loved S3.
Season 2 was make or break. And it broke. by V'Shael	Jul 15th, 2008 01:26:02 AM
After the unholy abortion that was the season 1 finale, they needed a strong Season 2. They didn't deliver.
Jesus that was awful. by Mezzanine	Jul 15th, 2008 01:47:18 AM
Sure, the idea of the sonic-screaming postman is kind of cool, but the last thing this show needs is more characters. And jesus, who cares if they kill off half the other characters on the show to make room for this guy? It is still a terrible fucking way to introduce someone. Just watching that got my anti HEROES fire all stoked and hot again. After the incredible shit that they labeled season 2, I am surprised that people still watch this show. Including myself. BUT if season 3 doesn't grab me by the balls right off the bat, this show is off the season pass.
Hasn't the restraining order taken effect yet? by The McPoyle Clan	Jul 15th, 2008 01:47:53 AM
Guess not.
What font is that? Did Sale design it? by Napoleon Park	Jul 15th, 2008 02:22:08 AM
Is it available at any of the free online font sites? Hey, at least it isn't "comic sans". So this guy didn't watch the Superman/Captain Marvel fight and take notes? If you're fighting a sonic screamer (or someone with a magic word) PUT HOUR HAND OVER HIS MOUTH. Ooh, a new hero who can be defeated by a dominatrix with a padlockable ball gag. Disable his superpower and - ooh, he has the strength of a full sized human, just like Ant-Man. If The Constrictor had a domino mask, roll-cuff gloves and hightop sneakers to go with his black combat pants and tank top he'd look just like Black Bird's sidekick Sparrow. (Black Bird and Sparrow copyright Nice Day Comix)
You can take Heroes and... by MonkeyManReturns	Jul 15th, 2008 02:22:52 AM
...fuck it. And Fuck 24 too! And Lost! In fact, fuck all television. Cos I'm a cynical bastard who hates everything! If it doesnt interest my nuts in the first 1.3 seconds - fuck it! If it doesn't make me orgasm in 2.1 seconds, fuck it! And fuck you! And fuck bay! And fuck everyone! You hear! Fuck everyone! Sheeesh....
Looks like a cheap fan film... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Jul 15th, 2008 02:47:45 AM
Good Lord -- was that shot on video (albeit an expensive, high-def camcorder, but STILL). Maybe NBC should run a competition and pay the public to submit fan films set in the Heroes-verse.
Ok by NudeandAroused	Jul 15th, 2008 04:33:51 AM
It wasn't that bad. I kind of enjoyed it.
Subtle Product Placement by Sebilrazen	Jul 15th, 2008 05:53:33 AM
My ass, the Samsung Instinct was anything but subtle, since they showed the face twice for no apparent reason. and why the hell wouldn't the constrictor cover the dude's mouth?
The cliip I selected isn't available from my location. by Yeti	Jul 15th, 2008 06:07:54 AM
Fuck that noise it's time to move. How's the housing market in Austin?
yep .. us nasty out of americans get the shaft again .. by caipirina	Jul 15th, 2008 06:19:53 AM
even tried bypassing using hotshield ... but did not work ... can anyone post it elsewhere (oh .. lemme check youtube :)
youtube link by caipirina	Jul 15th, 2008 06:24:22 AM
there we go http://youtube.com/watch?v=uAS NbmAZ4kk thanks marv8208, whoever you are
blah blah blah, fuck you by spidercoz	Jul 15th, 2008 08:24:08 AM
I'm looking forward to the new season, hopefully they can redeem it a bit. A "constrictor" sure as shit isn't the way to do it though. I love how you guys nitpick the shit out of every little tiny detail, it makes me feel better about myself.
Constrictor? by Savage Lucy	Jul 15th, 2008 10:27:51 AM
So circus freaks are now superheroes? Rot in hell Tim Kring, rot in hell.
I still say by Bloo	Jul 15th, 2008 11:18:23 AM
that a)this show needs Paul Dini b)it needs a Ben urish/dude that chased afte rthe Incrediable Hulk type...make him some kind of gov't conspiracy website blogger or soemthing and c)McCorkle and Shoony or however you spell their names from Kim Possible and Sky High to be the only and exclusive writers for Cheerverine
Fudge u guys! by Raymar	Jul 15th, 2008 02:54:28 PM
That was neat for three minutes.
So Powder is on Heroes now? by HoboCode	Jul 15th, 2008 03:10:20 PM
Great.
Like so much of "Heroes" ... by DennisMM	Jul 15th, 2008 03:22:29 PM
rather dull. Not awful, not even bad. Just sorta kinda inspires me to watch not at all. Undistinguished. Oh, and that's definitely more Black Canary than Black Bolt. Were it more BB the guy's head would be gone, not bleeding.
That REALLY pale guy exhibited a Hills Have Eyes vibe by Pennsy	Jul 15th, 2008 04:27:09 PM
Or was that just me? As much as dearly want them to turn the corner, I concur with AICN's chief professor; this segment, anyway, was done on the ultra-cheap.
BadMrWonka...answer is...no by bacci40	Jul 15th, 2008 04:29:55 PM
when i saw the publicity shots of alternative uni claire, i knew the season was doomed...kring is still showrunner and has put no one from the comics world outside of loeb and sale on staff....this will be the final season of heroes
I'm a big fan if Heroes and... by ColloquiallyBorn	Jul 15th, 2008 08:09:16 PM
this sucked balls... Lame very very lame. Nothing good, nothing great, nothing to make us think about the show or why. If this would've been the first season's 01 episode, I would've turned the channel to the Wide World of Grass Growing channel.. Lame.. very very lame..
I wonder if Season 3 will even get a full season now... by Prof. Pop-Cult	Jul 16th, 2008 04:15:42 AM
All of the spoiler tidbits that have been coming out, and this Webisode, do not instill much faith in me for the upcoming season. So far, I've gleaned/guessed: The world could literally blow up, unless the Heroes prevent this. Alternative future cynical Peter is back, along with an alt-future version of Claire. A new girl character runs fast. Linderman is back somehow -- my guess is that he's a ghost who appears to Nathan, who survives being shot and then has the ability to see the dead. Kristen Bell returns -- for only five episodes, probably to be killed off at the end. Jessica survives getting blown up, but gets another personality. Wow. I find all of these things not particularly interesting to look forward to next season.
Not available from this location by The StarWolf	Jul 16th, 2008 08:46:42 AM
Let's hear it for those *&$^%# copyright laws. Feh.
Constrictor guy reminded me by Francis Begbie	Jul 16th, 2008 10:26:33 AM
of the henchman guy from Lord of Illusions. Anyone else think that?
Sebilrazen - an answer to your question: by mbeemer	Jul 16th, 2008 11:25:18 AM
"...why the hell wouldn't the constrictor cover the dude's mouth?" Because he was HOPING his company guy would get killed... (He sure didn't seem very broken up about 'having' to shoot him in the head!)
by taking_up_space	Jul 17th, 2008 04:23:09 PM
Wow, that's some superpower... guy who can squeeze things really really tight. That should come in handy if anybody needs a jar of mayo open or something.

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