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Jason's Got A Blonde Mullet?? New FRIDAY THE 13th Images Impale The Internets!!

poop by charlesgrodinsux	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:25:09 PM
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So...Jason is Brock Sampson? by DerLanghaarige	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:25:26 PM

WTF?? Hillbilly Jason? I love it! by theredtoad	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:26:17 PM
Nothing is better than a slackjawed yokel going all bumfuck psycho on a bunch of teenybopper campers. Sweet lordie me likey!
Looks just the same as ever. by LoneGun	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:26:20 PM
I'd like to be enthused about this one, but there doesn't appear to be anything new or exciting displayed in these pics. Maybe the trailer will be better.
woopdedoo! by haitu	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:26:36 PM
...zzz....
How is Bay filming this and TF at the same time? by NiceGuyEddie19	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:28:37 PM
And it goddamn well better not interfere with Transformers.
Jason uses Rogaine by WickedJester	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:28:57 PM
Apparently years at the bottom of a lake has only brought out the sunshine in his hair...
Brock Sampson's retarded little brother maybe by Savage Lucy	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:30:07 PM
As long as they are going for a homeless drifter in a goalie mask, it looks great.
first outing- makes sense. by zom-bot.com	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:30:47 PM
jason is just a deformed vengeful killer in this one. not yet zombified. no reason he shouldn't have some hair. i'm not freaking out.
Weasel Wozzle? by dancinggopher01	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:30:56 PM
I'd hit it. Not Jason. Willa Ford.
NiceGuyEddie.. by WickedJester	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:31:10 PM
He's only a producer on this, while directing TF (I thought anyway). And how could I forget, Damn You Michael Bay.
Jasons afraid of water, but not peroxide. by WickedJester	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:33:08 PM

too clean maybe? by zom-bot.com	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:33:09 PM
i mean, that hair is lovely. if he's wearing found clothes and hockey mask and living in the woods and shit, you'd figure his hair would be a little dirty and matted.
You know what? by kungfuhustler84	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:33:28 PM
The blonde hair works for me. It gives him sort of a real life, white trash, serial killer vibe, without the incredible stupidity which came with the Halloween remake. He just reminds me of that image I get in my head when I think of the hitch hiker some idiot teenager couple picks up that kills them both and rapes them in the knife wounds. I love it!
Wow... just fucking wow.... by ribbitking	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:38:29 PM
I knew Bay would stoop as low to showing Jason in a hockey mask in the 'first' movie since it's a remake... but never thought he'd actually have Jason 'action'.. i'm freaking dumbfounded.
badhairday the 13th by zom-bot.com	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:41:40 PM
brought to you by SunSilk. SUN SILK! make your hair happen.
Brock "Motherfucking" Sampson! by brokentusk	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:41:49 PM
That's all I really have to say on the matter.
wearing his mother's skinned face and hair by Jubba	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:43:51 PM
that would be cool
Jason wasn't supposed to be the villain by Sithdan	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:44:41 PM
He's the victim. The writer of the original Friday the 13th has made this explicably clear in recent interviews. Anyone who sees this movie is a moron.
Will Kevin Bacon play a cop or something? by ribbitking	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:46:57 PM
No...even that wouldn't get me to pay to see this.
Images are gone......................... by crackerfarmboy	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:51:16 PM
Anyone have them downloaded?
we crashed it. by zom-bot.com	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:51:47 PM

[[[[CAN'T ESTABLISH CONNECTION]]]] by The Dum Guy	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:52:14 PM
That's all I get.
"the Internets" is no longer clever by zacdilone	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:53:33 PM
Neither is "interwebs" or "meh." And "first" was never clever.
So Jason's a blond? by Flint_Ironstag	Jul 23rd, 2008 01:55:35 PM
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Blond hair looks awful........................... .. by crackerfarmboy	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:04:26 PM
My lord, who's idea was that? I blame the shocking death of Estelle Getty on all of this recent poor decision making: from the Iraq War on up through this image.
benditlikelucas by YeahSureWhatever	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:06:52 PM
Paramedic.
people complained about having a blond Bond by Jubba	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:19:04 PM
and that worked out peetty well
Some of you people...I don't know about by Sailor Rip	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:19:24 PM
It's fucking Friday the 13th. A franchise you don't seem to care about but now bitch that it's being re-explored. You seriously want them to make this movie and not have a hockey mask, not have Jason, just his mother? Really? Why bother? I'd just be waiting for a sequel so we could see Jason in action. You really want to see some crazy old broad run around killing people? Then go dig up Estelle Getty and put some voodoo on her!
Since when is long hair a mullet? by TheMcflyFarm	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:20:21 PM
just saying
Flames on the Hocky Mask by WickedChicken37	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:26:32 PM
And nipples on the overalls. No really, I don't care.
Do we have to do this? by Dapper Swindler	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:32:34 PM
Let's be reasonable. Friday the 13 is a classic but it really isn't that good. The sequels were horrible. Slasher movies in general are horrible. And remakes are horrible. There is really nothing of interest in this project. Does anyone really care about this? So we can sit here and bitch about whether or not Jason's hair is dirty enough or we can just walk away. Instead of sitting here whining about something we don't care about, we could go outside, start a business, meet women, or, at the very least, bitch about something important like what's happening with the Watchmen film. But is this Friday the 13 remake really worth it? I just wish for once we could walk away and skip the whole process.
Mullet is business in the front, party in the back by TylerDurden3395	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:36:02 PM
Jason has no business in the front. Therefore it ISN'T a mullet! I'm more pissed about the open coat. Jason's mother should scold him. "Button you coat Jason! You'll catch a cold!"
It looks like Jason by Abominable Snowcone	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:39:03 PM
The F13 movies are only as good as its victims (and their deaths). As long as they get that right, and Jason's mom is not a truck-stop stripper, it could be fun.
The mullet is shit. by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:40:35 PM
Seriously, that's really the only thing I hate, oh and his Earl Hickey get up. But man is neck is fucking HUGE!
Dapper Swindler by Sailor Rip	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:41:35 PM
"So we can sit here and bitch about whether or not Jason's hair is dirty enough" lol, seriously I'm almost crying here. Never have I heard the sad plight of the angry talkbacker(myself included) expressed so well.
Jason's Identity Revealed by Tipsy McStagger	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:54:03 PM
William Zabka. You know this to be true.
I hear Ron Perlman is hard to work with... by StrokerX	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:59:01 PM
My friend on the set of Mutant Chronicles said he said "Hi" to Ron one day and Ron then went to my friends house and killed his family. What a dick!
Jason has a beer, then cheats on his wife! by Outlaw	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:59:26 PM
Who wants to bet "Freebird" will be playing somewhere in this movie?
Oh and... by StrokerX	Jul 23rd, 2008 02:59:55 PM
the blonde hair on Jason looks silly...reminds me of Zombie's horrible Halloween.
I heard jason talks by SpawnofAchilles	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:01:00 PM
A LOT in this one and there are transformers easter eggs all over the place...wtf Bay?
handy machette by Bouncy X	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:01:56 PM
looks like his machette hangs onto a belt or his pants...i guess he wants to make sure its always near when needed. i'm no Friday uber fan so i think he looks fine.
just kidding by SpawnofAchilles	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:06:52 PM
on that last post. Hey look, I'm a fan of this series and am actually really pumped for this new version that will hopefully do away with some of the truly awful bullshit from the series and stick to what works. I think this new jason looks kinda cool, the blonde hair is weak because it's blonde, that calls to mind youth and attractiveness, not really jason's style, give him dark hair or white/gray hair, it just works better, the blode hair is awkward. Also he's packing multiple weapons and sheaths/harnesses so I'm guessing he's smarter then before, looks cool to me so far, and yeah fuck the mom being the killer, everyone would see it coming and it would be stupid plus jason is the icon not his friggin mother
Gary Busy would slap this guy around. by Diagnostic	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:08:44 PM
I would pay for that.
Bubba Vorhees... by KillaKane	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:24:43 PM
Yeah, that mullet works just fine, he just needs a sidekick called Skeeter...
I don't understand why people get so upset. by beastie	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:31:15 PM
I mean, I might be the only Watchmen fan who was not impressed by the trailer (too shiny and slick), but I don't care if the film sucks. It does NOT ruin the book. I can still read the book whenever I want just like if this movie sucks, you all can go watch the quality originals if you want.
WHO DOES HIS LAUNDRY? by Mullah Omar	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:41:48 PM
Dude could at LEAST wash it in the freaking lake...
Can this do anything but improve on the originals? by cdubbs727	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:43:55 PM
Seriously, go back and watch the original F13 films. They are not good. They're fun, yes, in that way that you get a few people around to laugh at how gory and silly the whole thing is. But Michael Bay's not messing with anything sacred here--just a schlock horror flick that was originally intended as an easy payday for all involved. When he gets around to remaking The Texas Chainsa...oh. I mean The Hills Have...um. Well, at least they haven't remade The Exorcist yet. And they should know well enough to leave that one alone. And I agree with having Jason be the villain here instead of his mom. We KNOW that his mom is the killer in the 1st and that Jason takes over in the sequel. So we'd be sitting there just waiting for the second one when Jason shows up. I actually don't even know why I'm talking back on this one...the project really has no appeal to me. But remember when QT was rumored to direct a F13?
Remember Myers hair in Zombie's shitty Halloween? by UMAGA	Jul 23rd, 2008 03:56:36 PM
He looked like Abyss from fucking TNA Wrestling.
Too Soon by Ebolarama	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:03:42 PM
I like how they're remaking a movie that had a sequel just a few years ago. Same with Nightmare on Elm Street.
Wait just a minute.... by The Eskimo	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:14:57 PM
...this all makes sense if the rumors are true that it'll be retarde/hillbilly Jason first (who, if I recall had reddish blonde hair in the film), the bag/sack wearing Jason presumably after his face gets even more fucked up at some point, all leading to him discovering and doning the hockey mask. Isn't that basically what we've been hearing all along. I say don't hate the locks!
WOW by mr_l_74	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:38:59 PM
Where's the hair on Jason = Nipples on Batman = flames on Optimus comments ???
Bay's name is attatched, it already sucks. by Sulla	Jul 23rd, 2008 04:42:14 PM
And on top of that, for the same reason as the Nightmare on Elm st. remake, WHY remake this stuff? Are they trying to ruin everything. Hey all you big shot writers out there...write something!
Oh i forgot by mr_l_74	Jul 23rd, 2008 05:33:09 PM
JINO
I can't believe it's not Jason! by Neosamurai85	Jul 23rd, 2008 05:34:40 PM
Oh wait... yes I can. This tastes nothing like butter! Those motherfuckers!
GOTTA TAKE A SHIT MASK by la_sith	Jul 23rd, 2008 05:36:27 PM
I prefer the potato sack in Part 2, myself.
It's Brock SAMSON, not SAMPSON you fucking retards by Kurzinski Valentine	Jul 23rd, 2008 05:44:02 PM
Learn to spell.
really guys, what did we expect... by Wes_Reviews_	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:41:56 PM
That's just not Jason, folks. If you see Jason in that look, I think you've got a pretty wild imagination. When I look at that, I see "Jason Voorhees, as if envisioned by Rob Zombie". Put a hockey mask on Otis from The Devil's Rejects and bingo... "Jason".
Mullet Jason. by mrfan	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:42:15 PM
I suppose he likes NASCAR, wrestling, and kissing cousins.
though, I must say... by Wes_Reviews_	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:43:02 PM
I love how Bloody-Disgusting... despite all their Platinum Dunes shilling and ass-kissery... was completely out-scooped on this one.
MULLETS ARE FRIGHTENING! by Anna Valerious	Jul 23rd, 2008 06:44:36 PM
Thus, this just adds to his scariness.
bloody-disgusting had the pics before this site did by Bouncy X	Jul 23rd, 2008 07:24:59 PM
granted they had to remove them but yeah. i came here right away figuring they'd have something but they didnt post a thing about it til a few hours later. so maybe they were "out scooped" by other sites but they werent by AICN.
jason's mom has a message for you all: by TheBloop	Jul 23rd, 2008 08:14:51 PM
KILL HER MOMMY! KILL HER!!
The Friday movies started to suck after... by Roketopunch	Jul 23rd, 2008 09:04:18 PM
They killed him. Stop. He isn't scary. It's not gorey enough. I'm bored with the whole thing. Stop. I think I'll go drop a deuce.
Am I the first to notice? by fractureJonze	Jul 23rd, 2008 11:51:07 PM
That it looks he's wearing an old school hockey mask over a rubber mask with a big rubber neck. Maybe it's Jason's mom under there after all. Then again, maybe not.
kill kill kill ka ka ka by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 12:05:47 AM
Jason does look like hillbilly cousin escappe from the Texas Chainsaw remake. If he starts slamming big heavy sliding doors really hard, i'm gonna cry foul. But, I'm still looking forward to this little sucker. Bet it's going to have a budget larger than all ten movies in the franchise combined.
escappe by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 12:06:52 AM
it's a word. trust me :)
A LOOK AT JASONS HOOD FROM THE NEW FILM! by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 12:28:42 AM
go here: http://www.bloody-disgusting.c om/news/13020
didn't work? Try this... by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 12:33:22 AM
http://www.bloody-disgusting.c om/news/13020
aww shit by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 12:55:01 AM
just go to bloody-disgusting.com, goddam u! they even have a pic of the poster...
It's like a dog peeing on a tree by Vern	Jul 24th, 2008 02:29:43 AM
First off, I will say this: other than the hair, these pictures look cool. They look like a well-shot Jason movie. If this so-far terrible director and these producers of nothing but offensive garbage somehow manage to make an entertaining movie I will be the first to admit it and be happy about it. And if that happens I'm sure the silly, silly hair do will not ruin it. But still, this speaks to the psychology of these creeps. They couldn't just leave it alone. There was no way they could allow themselves to make a movie that just has Jason in it. They got to the point where yeah, he looks like Jason, he looks cool, and they just thought "No. Something is missing. Something... unnecessary. Something to remind them that we were here." They're like dogs peeing on things to mark their territory. They cannot put Jason in a movie without having a constant visual reminder that FUCK YOU, THIS IS OUR JASON, WE OWN HIM NOW. There's nobody who is gonna think that giving him blond hair in any way improves him, but THIS IS THEIR JASON SO GOD DAMN IT THEY WILL PUT BLOND HAIR ON HIM. I bet they came real close to giving him a bow tie. "Really, if you look at it from a modern perspective, obviously Jason WOULD have a bow tie." Anyway, I wish them luck. Very, very good luck since it seems like the chances of them ever making a decent movie is about the same as having your winning lottery ticket struck by lightning. Also, please don't give Freddy a mustache. Or any earring. Or a skateboard.
as for it not being a remake of part 1 by Vern	Jul 24th, 2008 02:35:30 AM
I think we as a society can move beyond that issue. Nobody wants to see an actual remake of FRIDAY THE 13TH where we pretend to be surprised when Mrs. Voorhees is the killer. If somebody good was gonna do it this is the approach I would want them to take - a Jason movie that includes the bag and later the hockey mask. If they call it FRIDAY THE 13TH so what, that's just a name.
i post too much by deanbarry	Jul 24th, 2008 02:35:56 AM
well said Vern, but Freddy on a skateboard? Been done. Part 5.
Kudos to Vern by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jul 24th, 2008 03:31:35 AM
I agree, it doesn't need to be a direct 1-for-1 remake. I mean shit, I'm a fan of the franchise, I own every single one on dvd, but let's face it, there's about enough story in the 1st six installments to support one solid 2 hr. movie. That's not what I expect, mind you. (a solid movie, that is.)
House of 1000 Crystal Lake Rejects by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jul 24th, 2008 03:44:55 AM
Hell yeah, he had an absentee dad. That fucks a kid up. I'll reckon ol' Pam did a bit of "dancing" up in town. That whore. You know it. Maybe we'll get to see the lumpy li'l fucker kill a cat as a kid or something, just so we know unequivacably that he's got bad mojo. They need to get Brian Pohsehn AND Rainn Wilson to play conjoined siblings who get simultaneously raped by malicious redneck camp counselers, and then Jason can impale the whole buttfucking congo line on a broken-off flagpole.
so cool! by ryan74	Jul 24th, 2008 04:09:00 AM
jason is hot in it! very cool. to all the people that hate the franchise this gonna rock u!
come on he 's just getting blond hear by ryan74	Jul 24th, 2008 04:14:23 AM
i don't think the problem is his blond hear! come on he's got long hears in part 2, too. remember???
Friday The 13th - Dude, Where's my machete? by JamesT	Jul 24th, 2008 07:06:47 AM
Are people really arguing over whether he has blond hair or not? Christ, I wish he had a perm.
Father McGruder by Abominable Snowcone	Jul 24th, 2008 08:11:49 AM
I nearly puked my coffee out on that one! Nice
BLONDE JASON RULEZ by ryan74	Jul 24th, 2008 08:13:53 AM
he's the new Jason of 2009 and on. BLONDE JASON RULEZ
the filmmakers probably thought... by Wes_Reviews_	Jul 24th, 2008 08:25:17 AM
"If we give them the same mask, they'll forgive whatever else we do to him"...which seems to have worked on some of the fanbase, as many are blindly supporting this disaster-in-waiting simply because they "wanna see human Jason again". Which, is just a piss-poor reason to remake Friday the 13th in the first place. What these fans fail to realize is that by supporting this remake is to support future remakes. I have zero doubts that New Line is going to wait to greenlight the Nightmare remake script for production until the first couple of box-office weekends of the Friday remake.
nightmare OES by ryan74	Jul 24th, 2008 09:49:23 AM
well, wes-reviews-, nightmare is already on production. don't think new line will wait too long. jason will kick your ass. that's for sure.
Wes by Vern	Jul 24th, 2008 11:25:37 AM
New Line doesn't exist anymore, they sold Jason and Freddy to Platinum Dunes in their everything must go garage sale. And unfortunately Platinum Dunes has a fool proof formula: lower budget + recognizable title = enough teen suckers on opening weekend to make a profit. It's similar to the DTV formula, the movie does not require anybody to like it to make a profit. And ryan74, does the 74 stand for the year you were born? Because if you're in your thirties that will blow my fuckin mind.
Ugh. Check out BloodyDisgusting's talkbacks about this. by jimmay	Jul 24th, 2008 12:05:56 PM
They're fucking jubilant. Positively comparing it already to the godless remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Sometimes I forget how different horror movie fans are from general movie fans, so much less discerning; as long as its big loud, and above all, incredibly gory, they eat it up with a huge smile on their face, no matter how bad the story, acting, and script is.
i think the SAW phenomena... by Lt. Kaffee	Jul 24th, 2008 01:11:34 PM
pretty much confirmed the difference between "horror" fans and discerning movie fans.
I don't think ryan74 heard you Vern... by The Eskimo	Jul 24th, 2008 01:35:16 PM
...he's busy washing his hear.
Horror fans? by Neosamurai85	Jul 24th, 2008 03:28:34 PM
So... I'm confused by the argument Jimmay and Lt. Kaffee are making. I'm a horror movie fan/geek/what have you. I've worn that title for years. I'm also a huge film fan/geek/nerd/what have you in general, but horror movies do stand out for me. I know more about them than other genres because they are my favorite genre. From the German silents to The Decent and all sorts of high art to crazy camp in-between, I LOVE HORROR. So, as broad as my taste is outside of horror, to hear that I'm essentially not a horror fan because torture porn and shitty remakes don't do it for me... yeah, got a problem with that. I think the species of horror fan you guys are talking is more specifically what we refer to as gorehounds. They are in it for the gore and nothing more (except maybe tits... both branch from the same genus). Gorehouds only watch The Omen for the decapitation scene. Gorehounds get bored watching Rosemary's Baby. Gorehounds LOVE Cannibal Holocaust for everything EXCEPT for its innovative epistolary mockumentary narrative technique. So please, don't pigeonhole horror fans as just gorehounds. Some people really do just like films like Cat People, or Rosemary's Baby. Other's like EVERYTHING, others like camp and other's high art. We gots variety yo. Peace.
RE: horror fans by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jul 24th, 2008 05:06:24 PM
Neosamurai85 said it fairly well, there is a line between those of us who appreciate the genre and those of us who appreciate the genre but can't be bothered to, uh, think. At all. @ Abominable Snowcone, kickass! My work is done.
Oh yeah, by the way, by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord	Jul 24th, 2008 05:07:54 PM
I got my hear did. Does it rule?
Neosamurai by jimmay	Jul 24th, 2008 06:24:40 PM
I'm really not trying to pigeonhole anybody, but when going by the posters on a site like bloodydisgusting it's kind of inevitable. If you've ever been there, the level of adulation reaped on dumb, loud and gory is pretty intense. I genuinely enjoy horror when its done right, and have a few favorites, but when it comes to the "gorehounds" as you call them, the silly, prepetually pubescent faction that thinks gore and torture-porn are so "cool" and anything that doesn't ratchet up the guts, the tits, and the violence is "gay", I step far, far away. So, in short, I apologize. Not all horror fans are undiscerning base-feeders, but the ones that are sure seem to be directing the studios creative decisions lately.
's all good by Neosamurai85	Jul 24th, 2008 08:43:06 PM
Yup, been to Bloodydisgusting. Their name kinda says it all though. I read it now in then for the exceptional leak, but I tend to haunt Twitchfilm.net more often. The Gorehounds are the market studios are going for. Back in the 80s it was fine. Films like Re-animator, Braindead, and more obscure stuff like The Deadly Spawn were just fun bloody messes, but the sadism and stupidity of most of this new crap... yeah... the goodtimes, they are over(ish).
74 = the year I was born by ryan74	Jul 25th, 2008 03:35:57 AM
Oh yes Vern, so sorry but i'm 33. i know but i still love jason and freddy. they remind me when I was a child. and if u belive it or not I'm still waiting for more chapters of them.

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