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Cenobite chains up David Goyer's THE UNBORN and passes judgment!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, the below review isn't a positive one, which doesn't make me happy because I think David Goyer's horror film looks fantastic. It's the only trailer that I've ever seen that has made not just one, but two different audiences scream when it played in a dark theater. I've never seen that in all my years of movie watching... it's that creepy old dude who turns his head upsidedown.

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Hercules Has Seen The First <br>New DAMAGES Since 2007!!<br>

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Herc’s Seen Sam Raimi’s New Reality Show 13: FEAR IS REAL!!<br>

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<font color=red>GALACTICA!! CALL GIRL!! WHO!! DUCKMAN!! DEXTER!! DINGO!! <I>The First 2009 HercVault!!</I></font>

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Harry Knowles is in PUSH!

Hey folks, Harry here... Ok... so it isn't exactly true... I'm not in PUSH the movie, but PUSH the comic promotional tie-in and the folks associated felt it was only right that we premiere the first image of Harry Knowles in this DC Movie Tie-In!

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Some spoilery T4 toy images pop up online!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I got an email from a buddy named Jack pointing out an article at Slashfilm that got some images from the Playmates line of Terminator: Salvation toys.

There's a whole series of pics over at Slashfilm. I've taken one of them and posted below. Be sure to click through and see the rest.

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Herc Picks The 10 Best <br>Scripted Hourlongs of 2008!!<br>

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Herc’s Seen The First Two Hours Of LOST’s Almost-Last Season!!

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Vern has read Stallone's THE EXPENDABLES!!!

Usually I don't write much about a movie before it's made, because I prefer movies that exist. Every once in a while somebody sends me a script like LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD or RAMBO, but I usually ignore them. I would rather watch the finished movie and not know what the original plan was. And to be honest I'm not sure how qualified I am to tell you about the meal based on the recipe.

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The Next Doctor!! The Next WHO Christmas Special!! (Plus The Latest Adventures Of Wallace & Gromit!!)

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Alexandra DuPont Fails To Get Into Christmas’ THE SPIRIT!!


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Before we present the lovely and talented Alexandra DuPont’s typically thorough and articulate appraisal of Frank Miller’s “The Spirit” (opening nationwide Christmas Day) I am compelled to give a shout-out to Scott Hoffman over at moviepicturefilm.com, who provided all the quotes for the “Spirit” TV spots we’ve been seeing. They look a lot like this:



ONE OF THE BEST

FILMS OF THE YEAR


FULL OF JAW-

DROPPING

MOMENTS

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A Positive Test-Screening Report On OBSERVE AND REPORT, From Seth Rogen, Anna Faris & The Writer-Director Of FOOT FIST WAY!! <br

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Mike G. Has A Different Take On BENJAMIN BUTTON...


Merrick here...


So far, we've witnessed a seemingly endless array of positive BENJAMIN BUTTON reviews.


Here's a different perspective from Mike G.

BEWARE SPOILERS!!!

Hey, kids. There are spoilers in here, but nothing too surprising.

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Michael Caffee On The Loose!! Sunday Brings The Final Episode Of Showtime’s BROTHERHOOD!!<br>

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Mr. Beaks Interviews Dustin Hoffman!

The frustrating thing about interviewing a living legend like Dustin Hoffman is that you know all the angles have been covered. And if there are stories yet untold, it's unlikely you're going to tease them out within fifteen minutes of making the man's acquaintance. "Why no one ever brings up TOOTSIE, Jeremy! I'm so impressed! Let me tell you about the time I exploded a jar of nickels over Larry Gelbart's head!"

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Gaspode Sees Neil Gaiman / Henry Selick's CORALINE!!


Merrick here...


...with what may be a first review (I don't recall seeing any other out there - apologies in advance if I'm wrong) of CORALINE - directed by THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS' Henry Selick, who also adapted Gaiman's work.


Here's Gaspode...


Coraline
Directed and adapted for the screen by Henry Selick
From the novella by Neil Gaiman

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Skippyjip Raves About Will Ferrell’s Broadway Show YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA: A FINAL NIGHT WITH GEORGE W. BUSH!!<br>

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El Gringo lost spirit with THE SPIRIT


Merrick here...


Yesterday, we received a review of THE SPIRIT from a reader who called it the worst film he'd ever seen (HERE).

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‘Then I Guess We’ll Never Know!!’ Supercool New LOST!!<br>

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Details Emerge On THE OFFICE’s Super Bowl Episode!! Learn Which Of Steve Carell's ANCHORMAN Co-Stars Guests!!<br>

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Bryan Fuller Tells EW <br>What’s Doing With HEROES!!<br>

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Updated With New Webisode!! <br>‘I Have To Find Ways To Push <br>Meredith To The Bottom!!’ <br>The Last OFFICE Of 2008!!<br>

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Thoughts on THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL...

Hey folks, Harry here... Here's our first impressions that have come in on THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL remake. It doesn't look promising... I recommend buying the new Blu-Ray and saving a punishing experience.

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Talking Pimples!! Efron Sings Kinks-esque Tunes!! Walken the Chubby Chaser!! John Waters' HAIRSPRAY 2 Story Details Emerge!!


Merrick here...


A while back we learned that The Powers The Be were moving towards a sequel to 2007's HAIRSPRAY.

MTV just got wind of what John Waters is up to with his treatment/outline/whatever it is for the film continuation, including plot points and a hint at some musical styles we'll likely come across this time around.

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Monday Brings BOSTON LEGAL’s Big Two-Hour Series Finale!! <i>Denny Crane!!</i><br>

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