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A Movie A Day: CALIFORNIA SUITE (1978) <BR><i>Screw the Oscars, screw the Academy Awards. Screw me, Sidney. Please. Please.</i>



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AMAD: The Sunshine Boys (1975) <BR><i>As an actor nobody could touch him. As a human being nobody WANTED to touch him.</i>



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Broken Lizard Serves Up A Red-Band Trailer For THE SLAMMIN' SALMON!

Beaks here...

The Broken Lizard boys are back with their fourth motion picture extravaganza, and it looks like they've got a shot at recapturing the inspired silliness of SUPER TROOPERS with THE SLAMMIN' SALMON. Collider's hosting the red-band trailer. Check it out...

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A Movie A Day: LOST IN YONKERS (1993) <BR><i>You know what it's like to touch steel, mama? It's hard and it's cold.</i>



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Britisher Cast As Female Lead in David E. Kelley’s LEGALLY MAD!!

I am – Hercules!!

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A Movie A Day: THE GOODBYE GIRL (1977) <BR><i>Don’t make me happy. I hate that goddamn ‘It’s Wonderful To Be Alive’ feeling.</i>



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A Movie A Day: PRISONER OF SECOND AVENUE (1975) <BR><i>I don’t know either where I am or who I am. I’m disappearing, Edna.</i>



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Mastidon's Top 10 of 2008!!


Merrick here...

Mastidon's done a bit of writing for us this year: reports from the QUANTUM OF SOLACE premiere in the UK, BNAT X stuff, and more.

He sent along his "Top 10 of 2008", which we present here for your consideration, conversation, and/or evisceration.

Hi Guys,

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A Movie A Day: IRMA LA DOUCE (1963) <BR><i>Shows you the kind of world we live in. Love is illegal, but not hate.</i>



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A Movie A Day: THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES (1970) <BR><i>I don’t hate women, I merely distrust them.</i>



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A.M.A.D.: SERIAL (1980) <BR><i>These are exciting times, aren’t they? Gas is over a dollar and it’s okay to be an asshole.</i>



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PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Blu-Ray Prize Pack Give-Away!

Hey folks, Harry here... I love PINEAPPLE EXPRESS - contrary to popular opinion I'm not a big pot head. I rarely ever partake, I find pot just makes me lazier than I already am - and I can't really afford the munchies with my lifestyle change.

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Teaser Trailer For Something Called LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS Demands Your Attention...

Beaks here...

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Cracked's Daniel O'Brien has the exact right diet for FOX after the recent WATCHMEN court decision!

Hey folks, Harry here... The legal quagmire over the WATCHMEN is a nightmare. Warner Brothers & Paramount - which financed the movie's epic undertaking... will have to pony up a great deal of money to the apparently legally deserving, yet morally bankrupt and loathsome entity... FOX.

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LAND OF THE LOST Poster Found!

Hey folks, Harry here... collectively we all know right now that this film, LAND OF THE LOST, is going to be some spectacularly silly shit that will be absolutely irresistible to ummm... resist this summer. LAND OF THE LOST was one of the few 'live-action' Saturday morning shows of my youth that I watched religiously. With the cast & the visual effects... I'm kinda giddy that this film is coming out. We should be getting a big trailer sometime relatively soon, right?

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A Positive Test-Screening Report On OBSERVE AND REPORT, From Seth Rogen, Anna Faris & The Writer-Director Of FOOT FIST WAY!! <br

I am – Hercules!!

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A Movie A Day: BROTHER ORCHID (1940) <BR><i>Flo, sometimes you got me guessin’ whether you’re even a nitwit.</i>



It wouldn’t be right to follow up Orson Welles’ underrated noir THE STRANGER with an Edward G. Robinson flick that was anything else but a gangster movie. With today’s BROTHER ORCHID we get not just a gangster movie, but one that is almost a commentary on the gangster movies of the time.

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‘I’m Leaving The White House To Tear Dallas A New Party-Hole!!’ Will Ferrell Plugs YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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Learn How Comedy Central’s KROD MANDOON AND THE FLAMING SWORD OF FIRE Begins Its Mystical Rampage!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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Capone says 'No, man' to YES MAN!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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A Movie A Day: CASINO ROYALE (1967) <BR><i>You can’t shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death!</i>



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DAISIES’ Chenoweth To Star in NBC’s David E. Kelley Chicago Lawyers Series LEGALLY MAD!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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HBO Takes Penis <br>Sitcom To Series!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

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A Movie A Day: Quint returns with THE PARTY (1968) <BR><i>Birdie num-num? Birdie num-num. Birdie num-num…</i>



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Meet The Supercool Cast of PARTY DOWN, The New Starz Series From Paul Rudd And The Creator Of VERONICA MARS!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

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