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Coolest Thing I've Seen Today: Bruce Lee Playing Ping-Pong With Nunchucks!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... If there is a being that defines the spirit of the phrase... AINT IT COOL - to me... it is Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is my personal Holy Cinematic Spirit God. And that the world of CG and commercials can further reveal the true awesome powers of BRUCE LEE - who DID kick Chuck Norris' ass, btw. Well - greater be the profits of Nokia N96. What you're about to see is the single most awesome and dynamic Ping Pong event in history. I know it isn't real, but fuck reality - this is my new reality. And damn, I wish I had that phone. With Bruce Lee upon it...

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A Movie A Day: Quint sees ON THE BEACH (1959) <BR><i>God, forgive us. Peter… I think I’ll have that cup of tea now…</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.

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Twitch & AICN Present: International Eye Candy! RED CLIFF Part 2 trailer! A Russian remake of To's BREAKING NEWS, and more!!!

International Eye Candy
November 26th, 2008

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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - 4th week of Nov DVDs: Criterions & More

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Script Girl gives thanks with another Script Report - and then dares to take a week off to go home!

Hey folks, Harry here to present a Thanksgiving edition a bit early, so pile the mounds on and slop on the gravy... mmm... mounds... gravy... mmmm






If you haven't seen this, you must, must, must watch the red band trailer for BLACK DYNAMITE!

Ahoy, squirts!

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Harry basks in the TWILIGHT... it is so cool to be in love

A strange thing happened on my way to ridicule my wife’s love for TWILIGHT… I kinda sorta fell a little in love too.

I’m a softy, I admit it. I love romance, be it silly or serious… momentary or eternal. I’m a sucker for stories about people that shouldn’t be together that just… despite the order of the food chain, find a reason to fight their natural instincts and… well… get it on.

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Butt-Numb-A-Thon 10: Tickets & Your Amazing Product In The Amazing BNAT GOODIE BAG!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... nearly 3 weeks out from BNAT 10. I think this has actually been the most stressful of all BNATs that I've ever put together. Reasons for that will make themselves evident later. Ahem.

But I've just gotten over the biggest hump in pulling off this AMAZING BUTT-NUMB-A-THON and my stress levels have returned to my normal Buddha levels. But I then realized - OH COOL! Now is the time to do the call out for the fabulous BUTT-NUMB-A-THON GOODIE BAGS!!!!

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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - 3rd week of Nov DVDs: WALL-E, Tropic Thunder, D.W. Griffith, Hunter S, Trek & much more!

Hey folks, Harry here – This is a day late due to my New York travel and family from out of town, hope you’ll still enjoy it. As always if you click on the title or the box art you’ll be taken magically to Amazon where you can learn more on the title in question and if you’re feeling the urge, you can purchase it and a small portion will go to support the efforts of this column to continue to bring you the best from the land of home video. Here ya go…

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

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We have a review of TWILIGHT! Does it suck? (Get it? Get it?)

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now, I've been a bit pessimistic about this movie... actually, that's not true. Being pessimistic would mean I feel strongly about it and I don't. The whole TWILIGHT craze has passed me by. I'm open for the movie working, but nothing I've seen so far has really struck me as being impressive. At this point if it's just not THE COVENANT with vampires and Kristen Stewart, the movie will be a big surprise for me.

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Moriarty Sits Down With Spike Jonze For Huge Unfettered WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE Interview + Exclusive Debut Photos!!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

So... have you heard that Spike Jonze is making a film out of Maurice Sendak’s classic children’s book WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE?

If you forgot, you’re not to blame. The film was originally announced a few years ago, and then set for an October ’08 release, and then... well... that didn’t happen. And it didn’t happen for a variety of reasons, which all basically boil down to “it wasn’t ready.”

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Wanna see a crazy picture... that just might be Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Lord knows my bullshit detector isn't great when it comes to early photos. I posted some early concepts of Heath Ledger as the Joker that, while accurate to all available information at the time, were fan-made.

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Script Girl hits with another thrilling episode of her marvelous Script Reports!

Hey folks, Harry here... Watching the UT vs Kansas game and decided to bring you Script Girl's latest. Here ya go... Kansas just scored, I need to concentrate for our team!

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Impassioned Movie Fan The Mysterian Wants To Tell You About A Movie Landmark That’s About To Close!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

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Capone wades through the blood and guts of REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA!!!

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Trailer for Dario Argento's GIALLO unfurls upon the pixelly screen before you!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm very giddy about this one. I don't know if it is just that Argento is directing a movie titled after the genre that he introduced me to, or if it is just that there's a new giallo from Dario. Whatever it is, this trailer which played at AFM titillates my eye and ear glands causing my mouth to water in anticipation! Yes sir, I'll take two tickets immediately!

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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - 2nd week of Nov DVDs: Hellboy, Dr Syn, Donald Duck, Night Gallery, JFK & Much More!

Hey folks, Harry here… On Time this week and I hope you enjoy it, there’s some really good stuff this week, and I’ll let you get to it, so I can finally go to sleep… ugh… As usual, the box art and titles are linked to their corresponding AMAZON page where you can learn more about the title in question and/or purchase it. If you do purchase it at Amazon through a link, you should know that you’re going to support this column with a small portion of that price, so by all means… Help America’s Economy! Here ya go…

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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AICN Exclusive! The Flaming Lips - CHRISTMAS ON MARS Score - For Your Instant Satisfaction!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Every now and again we get something cooler than Ain't It Cool should be permitted to be. Today is one of those days! I'm sure a lot of you know and love THE FLAMING LIPS... and still less of you know about their gloriously bizarre and awesome film, CHRISTMAS ON MARS!!! Actually, if you're a FLAMING LIPS fan, there's no way you don't know about it. But just in case, here's the trailer:

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Script Girl is back - I so missed her last week!

Hey folks, Harry here... sorry about dropping the ball on ScriptGirl's Halloween report last week, but I was a casualty of a Halloween Party that didn't have me coming up for air for an awfully long time. And... I think the shaving of my beard drained my will to write. It's like Samson's strength... It's either that or I could blame it all on being horny for all Obama news, and addicted to all the post-election stuff. Seriously, I'm an addict. I think the first step is to admit I have a problem. Now I need to finish last week's DVD column and begin this week's.

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Sigh... Steven Spielberg & Will Smith To Castrate OLDBOY?

Hey folks, Harry here.... Here's a host of elements that on their own... taste great, but when mixed together... sounds like Chocolate, Tuna Fish and Beets. Something I really don't want.

I love OLDBOY, I was the first Western Critic to see the film. It is still the only film that I've ever recorded a commentary for. It is absolutely a brilliant film. We've known for years that Universal intended to remake OLDBOY. For years it was looking like Justin Lin was going to be directing it. There were rumors about Martin Scorsese at one point.

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PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA!!!!

OBAMA IS PRESIDENT! I'm really damn happy right now! Hope you are too!

Hey folks, Harry here... I VOTED with my beard off! That's how serious I am about voting this time out! That's right, I shaved my precious bit of second chin fur, just so I'd be an extra bit clean cut for this election.

Ok - technically it was for my Halloween costume, I was the Indian killer from BODY DOUBLE (photos at my Facebook or Myspace.) But I purposefully did not grow it back out for the Election. Ahem.

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UPDATED!! <br>More Gigantic SNL Ratings!! <br>Plus Learn Who’s On Monday’s Pre-Taped Pre-Election Special!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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Twitchfilm's INTERNATIONAL EYE CANDY Is Back! New Kawasaki! FATSO! DEAD SNOW! Dylan Moran! Russian SciFi For Kids! And More!

International Eye Candy
October 29, 2008

Yes, boys and girls, once again it is Todd from Twitch here with another installment of International Eye Candy – our bi-weekly collection of the very best bits and pieces from around the globe. This time out we learn to say thank you to the French and the Belgians, who have been rather busy indeed, while we also learn that Norwegian women are rather attractive while Norwegian men are overweight slobs who masturbate a lot. Hurray!

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Less Than 24 Hours Left For Applications To BUTT-NUMB-A-THON X!!! Where is your App?

Hey Folks, Harry here - I've got my galoshes on and I'm ready for the flood of BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 10 applications - No matter how much time I give folks, it's always that final 24 hours that brings on a Tsunami. The flood has already begun, and it seems that folks have been busy building props, doing amazing costumes or just thinking of funny & ironic situations under which to be photographed. And it seems BANGS are in for girl geeks that read AICN... I have to say... it is very nice.

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Moriarty Reviews SYNECHDOCHE, NEW YORK And Interviews The Great Charlie Kaufman!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

Yes, I am totally in the bag for Charlie Kaufman, and I don’t care who knows it.

Why wouldn’t I be? Here’s a guy who survived the sitcom jungle and has emerged as a truly original voice in modern screenwriting, working with some of the most innovative directors of the moment to craft a series of burnished gems that I think have genuinely helped push the art of film forward at a time when studios have retreated into an infantile haze of remakes and comic books and video games and 20-years-later sequels.

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