Hey folks, Harry here... Don't know about you, but Script Girl taking a week off is just like Harry missing one of his DVD reports... wait, I'm Harry... Self, I should never miss a report. Ok self, well get your shit together. Groovy. Anyway, here's SG...
Hey folks, Harry here... Watching the UT vs Kansas game and decided to bring you Script Girl's latest. Here ya go... Kansas just scored, I need to concentrate for our team!
Hey folks, Harry here... sorry about dropping the ball on ScriptGirl's Halloween report last week, but I was a casualty of a Halloween Party that didn't have me coming up for air for an awfully long time. And... I think the shaving of my beard drained my will to write. It's like Samson's strength... It's either that or I could blame it all on being horny for all Obama news, and addicted to all the post-election stuff. Seriously, I'm an addict. I think the first step is to admit I have a problem. Now I need to finish last week's DVD column and begin this week's.
Hey folks, Harry here with ScriptGirl's weekly script report. I'm not particularly thrilled by the concept of a sequel to WALL STREET. It's just so rare that the exact type of lightning gets caught twice in the same bottle. It just reeks of exploitation given the immediate situation, which... if the film takes a year and a half to develop & produce - will we still be in a crisis at that point, if we are... I think the country and the world would loathe to visit the torment in the theater... and if we're not, will we be nostalgic for the pain?
Hey folks, Harry here... I was chatting with FatherGeek yesterday about how 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD was ripped off at the Oscars. That the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences failed to give Harryhausen the effects award for 7TH VOYAGE... and instead gave it to George Pal's TOM THUMB... ANGER. FURY. So much so, that I kinda already hate this new version, just because I've never really recovered from the stunning omission in Academy history. Yeah, I know that's petty... but I'll give you another reason...
Hey folks, Harry here with our latest from Script Girl. Isn't it reassuring that the guys behind KUNG FU PANDA have set up their next gig. I mean, I think we all thought that was going to be garbage, but it really came out remarkably well done. Right? Here's the little lady we love... by we, I mean - at the very least me.
Hey folks, Harry here - it seems that the folks in Talkbacks really have issues with the lovely Script Girl, but just like McCain - I don't have to explain my whims. But you can gripe about it. That said, ScriptGirl is much hotter than Sarah Palin, and when I've gone one on one with her - asking about her life and world and the current events of our universe, at no time did she sound like a wanna be Sports Journalist or a losing Beauty Contestant. This week she hits us with a hilarious take on Timur's MOBY DICK project along with other bits of goofy Hollywood hilarity!
Hey folks, Harry here... just back from a 5 film day at Fantastic Fest - and now I'm here getting work done... Kept trying to log onto my computer, but everytime I opened the screen, someone walked up and started chatting - and it was a good chat. I'm thinking about just leaving the computer at home, cuz I don't seem to be getting access to it, even if I'm never more than 20 inches from it. Here's our darling of Talkbackers everywhere... here's Scriptgirl...
Hey folks, Harry here - back in Austin... going through detox, damn - Boston is a sea of booze and I barely came up for air. Great wedding though, seriously. Anyway - came back to the lovely Script Girl's report - and boy... she doesn't play nice with Sommers. Is it personal?
Hey folks, Harry here - last week Script Girl took the AICN Yacht out for a misadventure - and didn't have a script report, but a gag reel... It was definitely funny, but I prefer being caught up on the script sales reports. And if you don't laugh at the last animation in this one, there's something wrong with ya...
Hey folks, Harry here... This week's script report has its fair share of dogs - but the last one... it's pretty darn ruff. Seriously what were they thinking. I'm curious about the Paul Schrader project - but that last one sounds truly truly painful - check out ScriptGirl and see if you agree. Here ya go...
Hey folks, Harry here - When I left the house early this afternoon the report hadn't come in, but upon returning just now - here it is. Enjoy this week's report from the lil lady on the YouBoobTube:
Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from ScriptGirl, who... this week shows us her rack - and by golly it is as magnificent as it has been hinted at for the weeks we've been waiting to see it! It also seems she had her info wrong on that INGLORIOUS BASTARDS at MIRAMAX bit... she'll tell you where it set down!
Hey folks, Harry here with the luscious Script Girl busting out with some fun twisting Nazi dancing and a curious obsession with a particular furry critter. Here ya go - Quentin's gonna have a Miramax logo on that next movie of his! Woo Hoo!
Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from the oh so yummy ScriptGirl. I've heard rumors that the oh so scrumptious ScriptGirl is casting her alluring magical net upon certain young single handsome geek directors... they're panting and wanting to possess her, but... does she want them? Is she single? Oh the mysteries of life! Here's her latest report!
Hey folks, Harry here at Atlanta's Airport - charging the computer and making use of a 3 hour layover on my way to Gatwick... This week - one of you readers, watchers, obsessors bought an anonymous drink for ScriptGirl - and she never got to say thanks to you, so I'll say thanks - it was fab. Anyway - here's her latest report...
Hey folks, Harry here... ScriptGirl and I have been up to secret activities as of late... things you may one day hear about, but till then - here's her latest script report - frankly - not much was sold that tickles my loins. Oh well, maybe next week.
