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BATTLEFIELD EARTH clip.... my God....

Hey folks, Harry here. MY GOD... I've just seen John Travolta's appearance on THE TONIGHT SHOW and his clip from the film that he took on Jay Leno's show. Watching this clip from THE TONIGHT SHOW... scared the shit out of me. First, John is talking about how big is evil alien penis is, and how important that is to make him feel evil. Also, that it took a great deal of thought and energy in the process of creating his enormous codpiece. HELLO?!?!?! John boy.... If this is how you are trying to sell interest in your film.... It didn't work with BATMAN AND ROBIN. But wait.... there's more. In the actual clip from the film.... my God. Kelly Preston has an enormous Tongue.... and she's Travolta's evil secretary. So, it's important that the evil secretary, of the evil Travolta, has a giant tongue with which to allude to satisfying the enormous penis of the Evil Boss. Sigh... Well folks, take a look at this clip at your own risk. I must say, that this is just about the most hide your face in the dirt embarrassing looking thing I've ever seen. I really hope this isn't indicative of the rest of the film.

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well now
by Battleflag
Apr 9th, 2000
05:59:31 PM
This movie will suck
by monkeylucifer
Apr 9th, 2000
06:01:19 PM
What the fuck?!!!!
by Uncapie
Apr 9th, 2000
06:18:24 PM
the naysayer says
by Z
Apr 9th, 2000
06:28:51 PM
The Battlefield Earth clip is your God?
by user id indeed!
Apr 9th, 2000
06:32:59 PM
Straying just a bit...
by MDB
Apr 9th, 2000
06:36:07 PM
re: Oh, good lord!!!
by theshiner
Apr 9th, 2000
06:44:06 PM
you dorks...
by mrfurly
Apr 9th, 2000
07:12:18 PM
I can't wait !!!
by Darth Siskel
Apr 9th, 2000
07:14:11 PM
BE Info+Soundtrack www.geocities.com/xenu2000/
by xenu
Apr 9th, 2000
07:16:30 PM
L. Ron sings!!!!! William Shatner, look out!!
by monkeylucifer
Apr 9th, 2000
07:35:55 PM
pretty much looks like a klingon
by split_finger21
Apr 9th, 2000
07:36:43 PM
Hubbard blows goats: Have proof
by Faeton
Apr 9th, 2000
07:46:24 PM
The power of AICN...
by SWDrawings.com
Apr 9th, 2000
07:50:59 PM
To MrFurly
by Mr. Sartre
Apr 9th, 2000
08:07:22 PM
another one bites the.....
by kingpin
Apr 9th, 2000
08:07:23 PM
You think that sucked? Check out the trailer!
by Fenway
Apr 9th, 2000
08:20:12 PM
Then again, we *are* talking L. Ron Hubbard
by ellid
Apr 9th, 2000
09:14:06 PM
It's not that bad
by Tornado_Jackson
Apr 9th, 2000
09:25:11 PM
Boy, That sucked
by dsmittys
Apr 9th, 2000
09:28:04 PM
I wonder if this'll be worse than Inspector Gadget the Movie
by Pips Orcille
Apr 9th, 2000
09:32:16 PM
Sceintologists are a bunch of Mind-Heads
by Tall_Boy
Apr 9th, 2000
09:46:58 PM
battlefield earth
by swavill
Apr 9th, 2000
10:01:19 PM
History is Today
by The Liberator
Apr 9th, 2000
10:03:29 PM
I think...
by Magnum PI
Apr 9th, 2000
10:06:09 PM
well well well...
by sprocket-bot
Apr 9th, 2000
10:30:17 PM
BATTLEFIELD EARTH = HOWARD THE DUCK of 2000!!
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Apr 9th, 2000
10:34:50 PM
OH PLEASE BRING BACK MSTK3
by Syd Mead
Apr 9th, 2000
10:41:46 PM
"Most popular SF novel of the century?!"
by Prankster
Apr 9th, 2000
10:45:53 PM
IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!!
by ackbargirl
Apr 9th, 2000
10:59:51 PM
ugh!
by rjtapper
Apr 9th, 2000
11:09:01 PM
"What's that smell?...It's coming from the script!"
by Paco J
Apr 9th, 2000
11:10:14 PM
"Mr. Tarantino, I have Mr. Travolta on the line." "I'm not here.
by uh_Clem
Apr 9th, 2000
11:11:14 PM
Has anyone READ Battlefield Earth?
by Besala
Apr 9th, 2000
11:33:29 PM
Don't be fools; Scientology has everything to do with it!
by Niiiice
Apr 9th, 2000
11:33:43 PM
Mr.Furly, why tear it a new asshole when it already has so many?
by Niiiice
Apr 9th, 2000
11:45:40 PM
Battlefield Earth Clip
by EyeWill
Apr 10th, 2000
12:30:47 AM
EyeWill thanks for being the sound voice of moral outrage on thi
by Niiiice
Apr 10th, 2000
12:42:21 AM
I can see this movie doing big business...
by Fatal Discharge
Apr 10th, 2000
12:48:24 AM
To EyeWill: Travolta is a liar
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
01:07:58 AM
Well, let me clarify, EyeWill...
by jimimack
Apr 10th, 2000
01:15:37 AM
Battlefield was no Bestseller!
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
01:16:24 AM
BE and Scientology
by Integra
Apr 10th, 2000
01:19:30 AM
BE aside from Scientology
by theTemplar
Apr 10th, 2000
01:30:18 AM
Actually, I don't like Travolta because he's a really bad actor.
by superninja
Apr 10th, 2000
01:35:07 AM
Now the Scientology Rant
by theTemplar
Apr 10th, 2000
01:45:02 AM
Scientology.
by superninja
Apr 10th, 2000
01:47:05 AM
Now about Travolta
by theTemplar
Apr 10th, 2000
01:51:31 AM
A short message from.....the one.....the only.....DMFC (or, Scie
by FREE DMFC
Apr 10th, 2000
02:14:16 AM
An attempt at an unbiased opinion
by Tom Lee
Apr 10th, 2000
02:28:43 AM
...Ick.
by Adam Mantioba
Apr 10th, 2000
02:36:55 AM
DMFC, you're wrong -- also, FREE DMFC
by Tom Lee
Apr 10th, 2000
02:40:07 AM
Battle Beyond The Scientologiest Stars
by Syd Mead
Apr 10th, 2000
02:41:52 AM
How can that piece of shite be the #1 sic-fi novel of the centur
by Vegas
Apr 10th, 2000
03:23:15 AM
The Clip Is Typical L. Ron Hubbard: IDIOTIC!
by Bono
Apr 10th, 2000
03:24:43 AM
Get shorter
by Skytalker
Apr 10th, 2000
04:00:58 AM
Instead of Aliens destroying Earth, how a film where they destro
by Dirtfish
Apr 10th, 2000
04:18:46 AM
Bastard Feel the Earth ...
by floob
Apr 10th, 2000
04:53:34 AM
One turd on a plate. One fork. "I'm going to need LOTS of Taba
by Nordling
Apr 10th, 2000
05:51:24 AM
The book, the soundtrack and the cult
by Dave Patrick
Apr 10th, 2000
05:51:28 AM
Review (of sorts)
by film-mkr
Apr 10th, 2000
06:09:21 AM

by wickedchild
Apr 10th, 2000
06:14:57 AM
Battlefield Earth
by Oh Blimey
Apr 10th, 2000
06:28:27 AM
Religion, BE and other Evils of the world...
by Roger Mortis
Apr 10th, 2000
06:39:55 AM
Oh, Puh-leeze!
by Achilles
Apr 10th, 2000
06:45:42 AM
This film could be the worst...
by I am_NOTREAL
Apr 10th, 2000
06:47:53 AM
They pulled this trick with Battlefield Earth - the "novel"
by ol' painless
Apr 10th, 2000
07:19:27 AM
Shock! Horror!
by boggybri
Apr 10th, 2000
07:30:36 AM
decent book
by MDB
Apr 10th, 2000
08:09:51 AM
This movie will ROCK!!!!!!!
by iamroman
Apr 10th, 2000
08:46:43 AM
Who cares about Scientology?
by Thothmes
Apr 10th, 2000
08:47:23 AM
Tarantino?
by Willy_Wonka
Apr 10th, 2000
09:21:44 AM
EyeWill
by marsyas
Apr 10th, 2000
09:37:03 AM
This movie will blow like no movie has blown before
by Punkasskid
Apr 10th, 2000
09:37:42 AM
Hey Punkasskid
by ol' painless
Apr 10th, 2000
09:49:30 AM
Brace yourselves for a blast from a megaton bomb!
by Monster Rain
Apr 10th, 2000
09:56:36 AM
Washington Post article on Travolta & BE
by SincEri
Apr 10th, 2000
10:16:12 AM
That's really f*cked up there!
by Punkasskid
Apr 10th, 2000
10:31:41 AM
religion etc
by Mr. Impossible
Apr 10th, 2000
10:32:42 AM
Punkasskid
by Monster Rain
Apr 10th, 2000
10:40:36 AM
HYPMOTIZED!
by houndog
Apr 10th, 2000
10:42:50 AM
When I showed the trailer to my friends...
by The Gline
Apr 10th, 2000
11:08:14 AM
Religion is based on faith. Scientology is based on money.
by Niiiice
Apr 10th, 2000
11:18:05 AM
CyberTooth, yer killin' me
by Protocol Droid
Apr 10th, 2000
11:18:57 AM
I read the book...
by ___JonBoy___
Apr 10th, 2000
11:26:34 AM
Battlefield Earth
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
11:28:24 AM
religions in the making
by Skytalker
Apr 10th, 2000
11:39:10 AM
Battlefield Earth
by Zylon
Apr 10th, 2000
11:40:51 AM
Battlefield Earth clip
by harryb
Apr 10th, 2000
11:45:03 AM
Harry embarrassed?
by harryb
Apr 10th, 2000
12:03:25 PM
Keep fighting, animals!
by Terl3000
Apr 10th, 2000
12:07:36 PM
EYEWILL
by philo42
Apr 10th, 2000
12:13:23 PM
John, If you are Reading this.......
by GEEKBASHER 3.0
Apr 10th, 2000
12:27:46 PM
Battlefield Earth Movie
by 1412
Apr 10th, 2000
12:38:58 PM
That book...
by TheWanderer
Apr 10th, 2000
12:39:18 PM
Yes we can have an opinion
by Skeptic Ogre
Apr 10th, 2000
12:40:10 PM
ITS A COOKBOOK!!!
by fried samurai
Apr 10th, 2000
12:48:52 PM
EyeWill
by JetAlone
Apr 10th, 2000
01:03:35 PM
WE'RE THE SPACEBALLS!!!
by Drath
Apr 10th, 2000
01:07:12 PM
Battlefield Earth
by EyeWill
Apr 10th, 2000
01:15:57 PM
HEY, LOOK EVERYONE!
by leescratchperry
Apr 10th, 2000
01:16:46 PM
WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP FROM YOU ARMCHAIR CRITICS!
by avilon
Apr 10th, 2000
01:26:02 PM
the book
by Andy_Christ
Apr 10th, 2000
01:26:19 PM
Scienos are back-EyeWill, 1412, MatteaoH
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
01:33:07 PM
JetAlone
by EyeWill
Apr 10th, 2000
01:36:09 PM
Armchair critics
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
01:41:42 PM
Avilon, you forgot category number five
by Niiiice
Apr 10th, 2000
01:43:59 PM
i hope that clip is indicative of the movie
by unquity
Apr 10th, 2000
01:44:39 PM
attacks
by EyeWill
Apr 10th, 2000
01:46:36 PM
leescratchperry
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
01:48:00 PM
To EyeWill: Answer my questions!
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
01:53:33 PM
I Like You, Niiiice.
by mrbeaks
Apr 10th, 2000
01:55:06 PM
fighting
by Terl3000
Apr 10th, 2000
01:58:52 PM
Niiiice Part II: The Quickening
by mrbeaks
Apr 10th, 2000
02:01:18 PM
L.Ron Hubbard: Psychlos=Psychologists
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
02:02:34 PM
Of COURSE this movie will rock the box office.
by Eric_Costello
Apr 10th, 2000
02:02:59 PM
Scientology
by Hinesy
Apr 10th, 2000
02:03:33 PM
See the movie
by YukonR
Apr 10th, 2000
02:06:26 PM
recruitment
by Terl3000
Apr 10th, 2000
02:11:52 PM
Mummeeee! Matteoh's picking on MEEEEEE
by leescratchperry
Apr 10th, 2000
02:13:12 PM
leescratchtherapy
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
02:23:37 PM
Battlefield Earth
by mh
Apr 10th, 2000
02:41:14 PM
Well, my woolly backed, warm-nosed friend . . .
by leescratchperry
Apr 10th, 2000
03:07:57 PM
Great book
by Jonnie
Apr 10th, 2000
03:10:12 PM
Battlefield Earth
by 1412
Apr 10th, 2000
03:11:11 PM
To Jonnie: You talk nonsense!
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
03:16:45 PM
Oh, those wacky Scientologists.
by Eric_Costello
Apr 10th, 2000
03:30:23 PM
Free DMFC!!!!
by theTemplar
Apr 10th, 2000
03:47:11 PM
Travolta on Leno
by harryb
Apr 10th, 2000
03:50:45 PM
God bless us, every one.
by imhotep78
Apr 10th, 2000
05:12:50 PM
Is this a joke?
by UScream
Apr 10th, 2000
05:25:25 PM
animals
by Terl3000
Apr 10th, 2000
05:38:52 PM
C'mon folks
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
06:05:30 PM
Battlefield Earth Movie Star Log Mag
by 1412
Apr 10th, 2000
06:10:59 PM
Hey, MatteoH
by Vegas
Apr 10th, 2000
06:24:19 PM
Hey, Vegas
by MatteoH
Apr 10th, 2000
06:37:56 PM
Hey Sock-Puppets from Scientology!
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
06:55:26 PM
Scarentology
by Wigglepuppy
Apr 10th, 2000
07:30:00 PM
reviews
by Jonnie
Apr 10th, 2000
07:38:03 PM
After seeing that clip, there really isn't any way you can redee
by EL Duderino
Apr 10th, 2000
07:54:46 PM
Co$ Propaganda a Failure
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
08:02:30 PM
El Duderino
by Jonnie
Apr 10th, 2000
08:12:07 PM
Scientology is a cult, and this movie is gonna suck
by Larry Cucumber
Apr 10th, 2000
08:13:01 PM
Xenu
by Jonnie
Apr 10th, 2000
08:19:42 PM
Scientology FEARS Talk Back!
by Nocturnaloner
Apr 10th, 2000
08:29:38 PM
Xenu is a Psychlo?
by Terl3000
Apr 10th, 2000
08:35:21 PM
Frickin' hilarious!
by Eric_Costello
Apr 10th, 2000
08:59:45 PM
To sock-Puppet Jonnie
by xenu
Apr 10th, 2000
09:00:39 PM
NEWSFLASH: L.RON NOT ALL BAD
by Nexus 7
Apr 10th, 2000
09:11:14 PM
a great movie
by befan
Apr 10th, 2000
09:31:11 PM
I've read extensive Hubbard, and I found them to be quite enjoya
by Niiiice
Apr 10th, 2000
09:34:49 PM
What is the point?
by befan
Apr 10th, 2000
10:04:25 PM
All the controversy amounts to free publicity
by b_right
Apr 10th, 2000
10:06:01 PM
What is the point?
by befan
Apr 10th, 2000
10:10:17 PM
Battlefield Earth MOVIE discussion
by fishes
Apr 10th, 2000
10:18:18 PM
I'M IN
by hock13
Apr 10th, 2000
10:25:24 PM
Battlefield Earth
by Zylon
Apr 10th, 2000
10:38:33 PM
Rumor has it, when Travolta comes, he spews like a firehose and
by DarthJoe
Apr 10th, 2000
10:39:59 PM
MatteoH, here are some reasons why I am not going to waste my ti
by Vegas
Apr 10th, 2000
10:49:06 PM
Personally...
by guyuuk!
Apr 10th, 2000
11:15:50 PM
to EyeWill
by JetAlone
Apr 10th, 2000
11:39:43 PM
Interesting talkback
by swavill
Apr 10th, 2000
11:44:20 PM
DOOD! Megaforce kicked ASS!
by Nocturnaloner
Apr 11th, 2000
12:26:38 AM
one more time
by theTemplar
Apr 11th, 2000
12:30:14 AM
JetAlone
by EyeWill
Apr 11th, 2000
01:08:12 AM
Final BE post for me
by EyeWill
Apr 11th, 2000
01:42:12 AM
Vegas, for all your learned reading...
by MatteoH
Apr 11th, 2000
02:26:54 AM
Xenu.net and why BE is doomed
by Gossamer
Apr 11th, 2000
03:18:54 AM
L. Ron Hubbard's "To Do" List
by Darth Taun Taun
Apr 11th, 2000
03:34:17 AM
Hate mongrer......moi????
by Roger Mortis
Apr 11th, 2000
05:06:03 AM
God damn Enter key!!
by Roger Mortis
Apr 11th, 2000
05:21:49 AM
Prejudice
by fishes
Apr 11th, 2000
10:05:26 AM
Battlefield Earth
by Zylon
Apr 11th, 2000
11:49:42 AM
Battlefield Earth--A Very Good Book
by writer1955
Apr 11th, 2000
12:42:12 PM
Battlefield Earth Movie
by 1q2w3e4r
Apr 11th, 2000
01:09:04 PM
Battlefield Earth, the book
by alfamale
Apr 11th, 2000
02:37:41 PM
To the CoS shills here...
by Tom Lee
Apr 11th, 2000
03:39:32 PM
Better Sci-Fi Books
by Stephen Dedalus
Apr 11th, 2000
04:07:46 PM
Damn computer! Sorry, let me continue...
by Stephen Dedalus
Apr 11th, 2000
04:10:21 PM
Battlefield Earth Will Be a Great Movie
by 1412
Apr 11th, 2000
05:11:54 PM
I'll see it
by dmovies
Apr 11th, 2000
05:51:58 PM
Have you noticed how most of the pro-Co$ people here have number
by Vegas
Apr 11th, 2000
06:50:51 PM
bigots
by fishes
Apr 11th, 2000
07:07:19 PM
To eyewill
by VoxMillennium
Apr 11th, 2000
07:19:12 PM
L Ron was a sad, pathetic little man...
by LaGriffe
Apr 11th, 2000
09:20:57 PM
The turdburger that is BE
by StDharma
Apr 11th, 2000
11:17:12 PM
Can't wait for BE!
by Lemmy_Caution
Apr 12th, 2000
01:47:16 AM
Battlefield Earth
by pbaber
Apr 12th, 2000
11:04:33 AM
An interesting "account" of how Battlefield Earth got made
by monkeylucifer
Apr 12th, 2000
04:07:12 PM
$CIENTOLOGY IS A SCAM, AND THIS MOVIE IS A PAID INFOMERCIAL
by philo42
Apr 12th, 2000
04:15:04 PM
$CIENTOLOGY SUCKS PART DEUX
by philo42
Apr 12th, 2000
04:26:05 PM
Looks Good To Me
by jarke
Apr 12th, 2000
04:53:20 PM

by yoshue
Apr 12th, 2000
05:17:01 PM
I just saw this thing...
by Zombiezilla
Apr 12th, 2000
06:37:59 PM
It's not the Scientology specifically...
by MrBadExample
Apr 12th, 2000
06:51:41 PM
Wow. What a dustup!
by Jack Parsons
Apr 12th, 2000
07:24:05 PM
Give it up
by fishes
Apr 12th, 2000
08:28:56 PM
Hey
by Jack D. Ripper
Apr 12th, 2000
10:11:44 PM
Kontroversy
by GraySuit
Apr 13th, 2000
09:16:06 PM
Leno-Travolta piece was surreal and see Travolta in-person at sc
by justWog
Apr 13th, 2000
10:28:49 PM

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